Chapter 416: Eating with your eyes closed

In the end, the fat man ignored the gray rats. Since he is now a member of Kuoshantun, he must abide by the rules, although in his opinion, these rats are useless now.

The new sika deer also stood up and started gnawing on grass. Although they had not had such experience for a long time, they were hungry, so they could only learn from their companions in the land and find food for themselves.

The fat man was quite satisfied with their performance. After all, it was just the beginning, and everything needed to be adapted. He had to raise it for more than a year and then send it back after contributing a few young deer. It was not in vain to help, even if it was a fee.

However, these new guys couldn't keep up with the grass. They were all full and were having fun on the meadows. They were still chewing on them. The fat man couldn't help but scold them: "Even if you eat shit, you can't keep up with the heat!"

Finally, these guys were full, and when they were full, they lie down on the ground, which was quite fat.

"These lazy guys, let me get up and digest food." The fat man was annoyed at a glance, and was about to go over with a whip in his hand.

But at this moment, a sika deer suddenly jumped up from the ground, kept rushing, and then ran away.

"What's the situation? It's like a fire?" The fat man was also a little puzzled. He leaned over and saw a big centipede more than half a foot long wriggling on the grass. Because the grass just emerged and was still relatively sparse, the centipede had nowhere to hide.

It is probably the nest of the big centipede is below. As soon as the hibernation ended, someone harassed her, so she definitely had a bad temper. So she used the two poison limbs in front to give the sika deer a moment.

These sika deer are just a new arrival, but they don’t know the world is dangerous and they think they are as safe as they are in the zoo.

"I was stung by a scorpion. Go and treat the wound to the sika deer." The fat man shouted at Erzhuzi, who threw the big whip on the ground and chased after him with only a long pole.

The fat man began to study the centipede on the ground, with a black back and red head, and a row of thin feet on both sides of his body. No wonder he was called a centipede insect. There were two tentacles on his head, and behind his mouth were poisonous limbs evolved from two feet, which kept waving, and looked extremely ferocious.

The fat man found a pole of artemisia, folded it in half, formed a clip, and then clamped it towards the centipede. The guy probably realized the danger, twisted his body, and moved dozens of pairs of feet together, squeaked, and crawled under a pile of stones, and disappeared.

"Haha, the monk can't run away from the temple." The fat man was not in a hurry and looked at the second pillar first. He saw that he had already trapped the sika deer and was waving his hand to shout, so the fat man ran over to help.

I saw a piece of the buttocks on the sika deer's buttocks had swollen, and there were two small holes in the middle that looked like tooth marks. It was probably the centipede stabbed with poisonous limbs.

The fat man pressed the sika deer to the ground, and the second pillar went up to squeeze the wound twice, then pulled two mother-in-law's dice, put them in his mouth and chewed them, spit the medicine residue on the wound of the sika deer. The fat man found some gauze and white medical tape, wrapped the medicine residue, and then spread it open.

The sika deer was not seriously injured, and soon ran into the deer. It was stung by centipedes, which was generally not too serious.

The fat man clapped his hands and said to Erzhuzi: "Does there be many centipedes on our mountain?"

"All of them are. Just lift a big stone and you can basically see centipedes, oily winds, etc.." Erzhuzi said, pushing down a big stone beside him. Sure enough, a six or seven-inch centipede lying inside, with oily and shiny back on it, then twisted his body a few times and drilled into the soil.

"Catch it and fry it and eat it." The fat man shouted, which scared Erzhuzi: "Fatty, Lao Yaozi said that this thing can be used as a medicinal herb. I have never heard of it being eaten."

"Have you heard of Mr. Hong Qi eating centipedes?" the fat man said casually.

"Who is Hong Qigong? I'm probably older than Master Li Wu?" Erzhuzi scratched his head.

The fat man then remembered that books such as the Legend of Condor Heroes and The Legend of the Condor Heroes have not been widely circulated. However, in the original era of Fat man, people dared to eat anything, and fried scorpions and centipedes are no longer new. So he said to Erzhuzi: "It's okay, look at Old Man Wu, eating scorpions will make all the cancers be cured. I'll get him some centipedes to replenish them."

When Erzhuzi heard about this, he immediately became energetic. He ran to take the small shovel and dug it in the centipede hole just now, and the centipede reappeared.

Erzhuzi pressed the centipede's head with the stick in his hand, then reached out and pinched the torso behind the centipede's head, and pinched the centipede into the air.

The centipede's body was wrapped around Erzhuzi's hand and his tail slapped on his wrist. However, his weapon was the two poisonous limbs in front. Although the body behind was scary, it could not cause any harm.

"Catching a snake and grabbing seven inches, it seems that catching centipedes is almost the same." The fat man praised it too much, but then something even more surprised happened. Erzhuzi suddenly pinched one of the centipedes' poisonous limbs with his thumb and index finger. He pulled it off and threw it on the ground. Then he pulled the other one out, then spread the centipede away and held it in both hands: "This time it will not be majestic."

The fat man couldn't speak, but kept raising his thumbs at Erzhuzi. Erzhuzi yelled a few times: "When we were kids, we used to catch centipedes like this, then pulled our heads off and threw them to the ant's nest. Watching the ant get in, it took less than a day to chew the centipedes into empty shells."

"Come on, put it in the bag first." The fat man took out a bag of noodles, and then Erzhuzi put the centipede inside.

"Let's continue to catch the big one, and don't pay attention to the small one." The fat man saw that the centipede was not difficult to deal with, and immediately became energetic. He kicked over a big stone, and there were two centipedes inside that fangs and claws.

The fat man also followed Erzhuzi just like the stick in his hand to press the centipede's head and then pinched it. However, the centipede's two poisonous limbs kept waving, and the fat man's fingers were gestured for a long time, but he didn't dare to start.

"Hehe, I have a way to deal with you." The fat man took out a pair of scissors, cut off the centipede's poisonous limbs in two clicks.

"Fatty, your move is even more powerful." Erzhuzi still pinched with his hands, paying attention to being quick-eyed, bold and careful.

In this way, the two of them spent more than an hour and caught fifty or sixty deer. The herd was walking on the hillside, and there was no naughty one.

"I'll go back and do it first, and I'll leave a few for you then." The fat man carried the noodles bag, and it was quite heavy inside.

Erzhuzi waved his hands repeatedly: "Okay, I won't eat this, I'll keep it for Mr. Wu."

The fat man returned to the deer farm with his bag. After all, this thing is a bit scary and it is better to process it here.

He added a few scoops of water to the pot and then started to burn the fire. Old Man Zhang looked at the squirming noodles bag on the ground and couldn't help asking, "Fatty, what's the thing inside?"

"Of course it's delicious." When the water became slightly hot, the fat man unbuttoned the bag, turned the noodle bag over, and shook it into the pot. There was a crackling sound, and dozens of large centipedes as long as chopsticks fell into the pot.

Old Man Zhang said, "Fatty, just eat this, don't disgust people-" After saying that, he covered his mouth and ran out.

The fat man stretched his neck into the pot and saw the centipedes squirming rapidly in the water, twisting and struggling, which was indeed quite terrifying.

When the water boiled, all the centipedes inside were erected and curled up into a ball. The fat man took them out, and the remaining water in the pot was extremely smelly. This time the fat man almost got spit out.

"It's easy to eat something." The fat man pinched his nose and said in a muffled voice. Then he cleaned the water in the pot, cleaned the pot well, and washed the centipede twice.

"I guess it's enough to fry it now." The fat man muttered, looked at the crimson centipede, and thought for a while, and he was a little afraid to put down his chopsticks.

After clapping a few times, the fat man picked up a centipede, cut off the head and tail, and then started to peel off the shell. This work was easier than expected. The hard shell of the centipede fell off and then exposed a piece of snow-white flesh inside.

The fat man was overjoyed: "This is similar to a shrimp rake." The shrimp rake he mentioned is a pipa shrimp. The structure of the body is really similar to that of a centipede, except that one is in the sea and the other is on land, and the centipede is also poisonous.

However, after cutting off the poisonous limbs and copying them with water, the toxins and dirt in the centipede's body will be basically removed. A small amount of toxins will have the effect of using poison to fight poison.

After finishing all the centipedes, they threw them directly into the chicken farm, and the chicken would peck and eat them. The fat man brought a small pot of snow-white centipede meat to his home.

Dip it a little bit of batter, put it in a pan and fry it to a golden brown, and sprinkle some salt noodles on it. When it was taken out and served, the family members were all back.

"What kind of dish is the fat man making? The fragrance is very special." Old Wu sucked his nose and quarreled when he entered the door. He stayed in Koushan Tun for more than a day or a day. He could basically tell it by smelling the fragrance, but today this one was obviously a bit special.

"Come on, try it all - Uncle Wu, eat more." The fat man stretched out his chopsticks and picked up one, put it in his mouth and bit it half a piece. It was indeed tender and tender, and it was so delicate than chicken. It has a unique aroma and is delicious.

Others didn't know what it was. When they saw the fat man eating, they all extended their chopsticks to pick it up. After tasting it, they were all noisy and fragrant. Even Ye Ying and Teacher Xiaohua each ate four or five pieces.

The fat man kept persuading: "Eat less, this thing is a big tonic. If you eat too much, you will get angry."

"Come on, just your little thoughts to deceive you. Let's eat less, you can eat more!" Of course Ye Ying would not listen to the fat man's scare, so she picked up another one and put it in her mouth to chew it.

Qiqi smacked her mouth a few times: "Fat uncle, just tell us what this is. It tastes a bit like a pipa shrimp, but it is much better than that."

"It's OK to ask me, but don't blame me." The fat man was about to announce the answer to the mystery when he saw the door of the house open, and his big-footed sister-in-law ran in panic: "Fat man, don't eat it first. Come to the chicken farm and take a look. When I put the chicken back at noon, I saw many centipede shells, which probably shed their skin. Good guys, all of them are long and can bite the chicken to death."

Centipedes and chicks are natural enemies. Small centipedes will definitely be eaten by chicks, but if they are really big, they can poison the chicks to death.

The fat man yelled: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, we are eating the centipede you mentioned." After that, he picked up one and took a bite.

"What's the thing? We're eating centipedes!" Ye Ying and Xiaohua's faces turned green, and they covered their mouths and started to retching.

Old Man Wu's eyes lit up: "Centipede, this is a good thing." After that, he also pinched one, stuffed it into his mouth, and started chewing it.
Chapter completed!