Chapter 339 The Great Director
Chapter 339 The Director
"No, we have to look for it. These people can't go out and put gossips!" The fat man became more and more uneasy.
The group left the Tencent Factory and looked around. The owner of the car suddenly pointed to the east: "It seems to be there--" Sure enough, the direction he pointed was between the green grass and clear water, and there were white patches, which should be a flock of geese.
"Go and take a look." The fat man ran away, and walked around and gradually approached. He could already see ducks and geese swimming freely in the water, and everyone's hearts were finally let go.
"The Tencent Factory finally had nothing unexpected." The fat man felt relieved.
"It seems something is wrong. Why aren't those who put the geese missing?" The owner of the car finally found the problem.
"It's probably because it's hot, the cat went to the water to take a shower. I'll look for it slowly." The fat man comforted himself while watching.
"Fatty, we are here-" A greeting came from a distance. When everyone looked carefully, they saw that the monkey-playing man was soaking in a pond, waving his arms vigorously. Next to him, there was a bunch of brains. Even Master Li was soaking in the water at his age.
"I just said these guys must take a shower, look at how comfortable they are." The fat man muttered, and then ran over.
"Fatty, don't come over!" The monkey-playing man shouted hard again.
The fat man looked back at the little girl Liu: "Haha, reporter Liu, stay here for a while first, wait until they all put on their clothes and you are over. We country people take a bath, and they usually do it-hehe."
"Tiger!" Liu Da reporter suddenly exclaimed, and saw two tigers lying in the grass beside the pond. One of them was large, lazily lying there, as if asleep, while the other slightly smaller one was staring at this side, constantly exchanging feelings with Liu Da reporter.
"My mother--" Boss Che screamed and ran away. As soon as he took the lead, everyone else ran along.
When they ran like this, the tiger also started running. Maybe it had a problem with the dog. The more you ran, the more it chased. Moreover, the tiger ran faster, and it jumped for several meters. The running posture was very beautiful, and it seemed that it still had potential but had not been realized.
Seeing reporter Xiao Liu at the end, the fat man quickly waited for her a few steps and then pulled her to run together. Although reporter Liu Da was old, he performed well at this critical moment of life and death, and was more plentiful than the car owner.
Even so, the distance between the tiger and them was still rapidly shortening. Xiao Liu reporter was so scared that he was so scared: "You - why are there still tigers here!"
"I can't see it normally, why are you running here today and waiting for us to come!" The fat man also said breathlessly.
Xiao Liu reporter was speechless. She really didn't know whether it was luck or misfortune, and even a rare tiger could see it.
After running for a while, the speed of the four people dropped significantly. The fat man remembered the people who were playing monkeys just now, so he shouted: "Go into the water quickly, tigers can't swim!"
In fact, the fat man vaguely remembers that the tiger's ability to swim in the water is not bad, but at this time there is no other way, just kill the horse.
"I can't swim." Reporter Liu shouted. He regretted this in his heart: If I had known this, I would have to practice swimming no matter what I said.
"I can't water either--" Xiaoliu reporter was also anxious. It was not very open at that time, and even fewer lesbians could swim.
The fat man didn't care about it, so he picked up Xiao Liu's reporter and jumped into a large pond next to him with a thud. The owner of the car did not dare to be negligent, and grabbed Liu Da and jumped into the water, yelling: "Close your eyes and don't move around."
The water in the pond was so deep that I couldn't get a neck after walking a few steps. Fortunately, the fat man and the owner of the car were both good in water, so they barely lifted the heads of the two reporters out of the water.
The tiger also chased to the shore, but it did not go into the water. It found a piece of grass and lay there. Occasionally, it raised its big round head and looked into the pond, and saw that the few people in the water were trembling.
"The tiger and we are exhausted." Boss Che spoke in distractedly. The reporter Liu in his hand sank down and drank a sip of water. Boss Che quickly lifted him up again, and reporter Liu had no choice but to cough.
The situation on the fat man's side is better, after all, he is more powerful. Although Miss Liu has not yet gotten married, she doesn't care about anything else at this moment. She hugged the fat man's neck tightly and refused to let go no matter what she said, which makes the fat man feel uncomfortable all over.
"If the tiger doesn't leave, won't we be trapped here?" The fat man looked up at the sun in the sky. It seemed that it was just noon.
"After a long time, I can't stand it." The boss of the car insisted for more than ten minutes, and his arms began to feel sore. It was really a huge burden to hold someone who couldn't water in the water.
"Or let me go-" Liu Da reporter resolutely said. It is worthy of being a Communist Party member, so it is not easy to make this decision.
Boss Che is also a person with a temperament: "I can't do this, how can I stop saving you from death!"
"Help--" The fat man shouted open his gong-like voice. He shouted the tiger from the ground, and he opened his mouth and roared at the fat man a few times, as if he was demonstrating to him.
The fat man shouted for more than a dozen times, but in the end he was not very disturbed. Then he stopped and muttered: "Who can come to save this wilderness?"
The other people were also very concerned about it, and they all thought it was a little bit bad this time. There were only two groups of people, a tiger looking at a bunch, and everyone was like a water prison, and no one could run away.
"No, it's better to go up and fight the tiger to death instead of waiting for death in the water!" The fat man finally figured it out. After exhaustion, he could only wait for death.
"I really think of myself as Wu Song, and I dare to hit a tiger with bare hands and fists." The owner of the car muttered.
"What do you think of?" The fat man glared at him angrily.
"I have no idea--" Boss Che kept grinning, feeling that reporter Liu's weight was getting heavier and heavier, and his arms were gradually losing consciousness.
The fat man was also secretly anxious: Why didn't Qiqi call Weiwei away? If he waited for a while, he would have to reveal his feelings.
Of course, all of this was planned by Fatty. He was a big director for a while, and it was definitely a blockbuster: he mobilized a bunch of wolves, tigers, and birds; there were several big chase scenes, and a large number of extras, such as Li Laomian and others, who played friendly guest appearances. It is estimated that even famous Hollywood directors can hardly reach such a high-level level.
From the beginning, the sika deer and red deer in the deer farm were fed poisonous mushrooms by Erzhuzi, but were diagnosed with foot-and-mouth disease by Lao Yaozi.
Those evil wolves were also attracted by Qiqi from the forest, and the leader was howling. The fat man was worried that it was difficult to find, but Qiqi did not disappoint him. He went to the forest for a while and before the song Little Red Riding Hood was finished, howling appeared in front of her, and then the scene of a wolf attacking the chickens was staged.
Howling and howling are indeed good. Although they accidentally injured a few chicks, that was also a planned loss, and the fat man didn't care at all.
When he drove the chickens into the woods, Qiqi was inside. After gathering the chickens together and appeased them, the old revolution came and took over his subordinates again.
Qiqi rushed to the next journey without stopping, summoning Weiwei and the tiger mother, who was carried by Wang Sanpao on a bicycle and drove to the frog field.
As for the fight between Dajiao sister-in-law and Li Laomeng, it is to buy more time for Qiqi to make proper arrangements at the next stop.
This month, the husky was basically going up the mountain, so the frog farm was already a little deserted. When Qiqi arrived at the frog farm, he immediately recruited a large number of water birds, and the frog farm became noisy all of a sudden.
When Fatty and the others came, Qiqi had just left. When Fatty and the others continued to set off on the road, the owner of the car vaguely saw Wang Sanpao riding a bicycle in front, so he became quick and drove the four wheels into the ditch, which won Qiqi again.
Qiqi and Grandpa San arrived at the Tencent Factory and immediately informed the fat uncle of his plan. Master Li Liu and Li Changjiang hurriedly took a few dogs to find Cheng Lei and the others who were selling the geese, and then jumped into the pond. Qiqi and Wang Sanpao led a few dogs to lie in the reed marsh next to him.
There were two tigers in charge, and the dogs were so scared that they didn't dare to speak out, they were even more obedient than the little rabbit.
So when the fat man and his group arrived, they saw that scene. When Weiwei saw the fat man, he felt angry. The last time he fell with the fat man, he was ridden by the fat man, which was a bit embarrassing. So, he bluffed and chased them closely behind and drove them all into the pond.
Just when the fat man couldn't hold on, a tiger roar came from a distance. It was the tiger mother who sent a signal to retreat under Qiqi's instructions.
Weiwei hummed a few times in dissatisfaction, then glanced at the fat man, swung his long tail, and left with satisfaction. After all, in this confrontation, Weiwei really made the fat man fall into pieces, and Weiwei could also calculate his anger.
The director general was also quite angry and decided to find the venue next time. Of course, even if it wasn't an acting this time, the fat man had to escape. After all, the other person had Weiwei and the tiger mother in charge.
Seeing the tiger leaving unexpectedly, several people in the water climbed onto the shore and then lay on the grass to breathe. After a while, the monkeys were playing with each other and they ran over wet. Everyone survived the disaster and were extremely hot.
"Hurry up and drive all the geese back, don't let them go these days. Who knows when the tiger will come again?" The fat man quickly continued to follow the script.
"Fatty, there are thousands of big goose and ducks. If we keep circling around all day, eating and chewing, we will lose money." The monkey said with his little eyes blinking.
"There is no surplus in the village, and the new ration has not yet come down." The fat man kept whining.
"If it really doesn't work, let's deal with a batch of ducks and geese. Anyway, the eggs are laid now, and someone should be willing to ask for them." Boss Che suggested.
The fat man sighed: "That's all we can do. Let's go back quickly and contact the buyer. You can't starve all the ducks and geese to death."
Several people returned to the Tencent Factory, but didn't even have to eat, and returned on four wheels. When they arrived at Kaoshantun, the two big reporters had no intention of staying there and said goodbye. When they thought, it was a blessing to be able to go back alive.
The owner of the car drove them to the county with four wheels. Before leaving, the fat man waved farewell reluctantly: "Two comrades, we will develop again in two years. Come and interview again. We all hope that Koshantun can become the number one village in China!"
Reporter Liu agreed weakly, and felt quite regretful: It was a good thing, but I messed up, but it was a pity that such a good opportunity...
Chapter completed!