Chapter 299 The King of Mud Bamboo

Squatting on the big tank is a trick that wild boys often play in the water. Several people squatted into the water, and their whole bodies were all underwater. Then they saw who held their breath the longest time, and even if they were considered victory.

Fatty man said: I am an adult, my lung capacity is much larger than your child, and I am simply touching a stone with an egg.

So I put my shoulders on each other and squatted into the water together, so that I could avoid cheating and exposing my head to the outside.

Before the iron pillar entered the water, he threw a wink at Erfeizi, and then the fat man's big slap was pressed under the water, one big and one small, and it was motionless. This could reduce consumption and last longer.

The pressure of the river water surged from all directions, and the eyes were afraid to open, the nose was afraid to breathe, and the mouth could be opened, but it could only exhale, and there was no air intake.

The fat man silently counted in his heart. When he counted to more than twenty, he heard a gurgling sound from the opposite side. The fat man was so happy: "You little brat, you can't hold on anymore. If you dare to take my pants, you won't see if your hair is growing."

After more than ten seconds, the iron pillar still had no intention of struggling upwards. According to the rules, if anyone really couldn't hold it in, as long as he struggled upwards, the other party had to let go, otherwise he would die.

The fat man also felt a little uncomfortable in his body. As the oxygen consumption became more and more intense, his entire lungs seemed to explode: It's weird, is this kid a water mouse, so he is so proud, don't play tricks with me, right?

Speaking of which, as soon as the fat man and the iron pillar were injected into the water, the second fat man took out a rubber tube, which was a yellow rubber tube. It was used when the bottle was beaten. At that time, there was no disposable syringe. They all used this. After using it, they would disinfect it with boiling water.

Erfeizi pinched one end of the pipe, reached into the water, groped the iron pillar's mouth, then stuffed the pipe in, and held the other end of the rubber tube with the other hand to make sure it was exposed in the air. The iron pillar was so happy that it was breathing under the water.

After four or five minutes in a row, the two people under the water were still not moving. The little kids who were watching the excitement on the water were frightened: Usually, they usually squat in a big tank, at most one minute, and there was no fat uncle coming up for several minutes. Could it be that they were choking on the water?

After discussing, everyone decided to cancel this unfair game and quickly pulled Uncle Fatty up. At this moment, Erfeizi felt that the tube in his hand was suddenly pulled down, and then the iron pillar emerged and coughed hard: "Erfeizi, why are you pulling the tube - cough cough -"

The fat man's big head also emerged from the water: "Little bastard, I'll still lose if I mess with me."

Erfeizi and the others saw that the fat man’s face was smiling and they didn’t look angry at all, so they no longer worried: “Fat man, you are so good at squatting in the big tank. We are convinced. We have the ability. Let’s play with mud bubbles.”

Speaking of which, when the fat man was underwater just now, he couldn't hold it in for more than a minute. However, he was really unwilling to accept it: if he lost to the little kid, he would be even more unable to survive in the future.

So he started a large-scale search to check whether the iron pillar was cheating. After seeing this, the fat man almost fainted: Good boy, how dare he insert the tube.

Just as I was about to reach out to pull it out, I suddenly felt my breathing smoothly. It turned out that I could directly absorb the air in the wooden box under the water.

The fat man was happy now: the space inside the wooden box is so big, boy, let's have fun. So he didn't do anything and just spent it with the iron pillar. It was not until Er Feizi and the others were about to come down to pull him out, and then he pulled out the tube.

When the fat man found out that he had this ability, he was of course happy. When he heard that the wild boys were going to play with mud bubbles, his childlike innocence suddenly arose: "Okay, if I win, you plant trees with me every day in the future, and you are not allowed to talk about any conditions."

The wild boys discussed it and recommended Erfeizi, who is usually the best, to play against Uncle Fatty. Erfeizi is also quite a ghost: "Uncle Fatty, if you lose, you will give us a tea egg every day."

"Achieve--" The fat man felt that he would definitely not lose to the child, so he agreed quickly.

Both sides were hooking up, and they saw three people running over from the woods downstream, dressed in a colorful manner. So the wild boys shouted "Not good" and started to wear clothes.

The fat man also put on his pants and vest, and then Qiqi, Yaya and Wu Qiong ran to the front, and the three dolls went there to see the otters before they came back. When they heard that the fat uncle was about to throw mud bubbles with the second fat man, they immediately stood behind the fat man and cheered him on.

When the support team and cheerleaders came, the fat man became even more excited: "Tell you, I will cover my ears in a while, and my mud will be shocking."

By the way, throwing mud bubbles is the favorite game for rural children. You must use yellow mud, which is more sticky. If it is black mud, flowers will scatter as soon as you throw them.

If you catch up with no water around you, you can make do with mud by urinating, which shows how charming it is.

The wild boys put a pile of loess in front of Erfeizi and Fatty, and the size was about the same. However, these guys insisted that Uncle Fatty was big, and grabbed two more hands from it and threw them into Erfeizi's pile.

Erfeizi was holding the water, some people helped to hold the mud, and some helped to knead the mud, and the rest were kneaded and kneaded. When we soaked the mud, the most important thing was mud. The mud was just kneaded and was not easy to use. It was necessary to knead for a while and turned into cooked mud, which was easy to use.

The fat man also saw some tricks, just like a dough, with two big fists stuck in the mud. After more than ten minutes, the yellow mud was like the awakened dough, as he would.

"You come first." The fat man waved to Erfeizi carelessly. Erfeizi started making mud bubbles. This also has a certain technical content. The mud bubbles should be of moderate size, and the shape should be basin or pot-shaped. The edges should be neat and air-exposed. The bottom should be thin and even. Only after falling down will it be bulged by the airflow and rush out of the larger holes.

Then, the other party has to use mud to block the holes for you. The bigger the holes, the more mud you win. If you win all the mud on the other party, you will win.

Erfeizi didn't have much skill in making mud soaking. She just looked like a steel helmet, then raised her high and shouted, "Soaking the sky and the earth?"

The sky is like a loud bubble, and the ground is like a dumb bubble. If you can't make a sound, you will naturally not explode holes or fall into mud.

Qiqi and Yaya and the other three immediately shouted: "Ground soak, ground soak--"

"Are there any holes or eyes?" Erfeizi gritted her teeth and stared at her, looking fierce.

"There is no hole or eyes, haha--" the fat man shouted with the cheerleaders.

Erfeizi threw the mud bubbles in his hand on the ground with a mud sound, and a big hole exploded from the top, and the mud dots splashed, breaking his face.

After smearing his arms on his face, Erfeizi said coquettishly: "Hurry up and pay for the mud!"

Qiqi slapped the mud flat with her palm, then covered the big hole, Yaya and Wu Qiong lined up one by one, then it was the fat man's turn to make mud bubbles.

In Fatty's memory, I had never played this when I was a child, so I learned from Erfeizi just now and started making mud bubbles. The first time I didn't dare to do it too big, it was a little bigger than his fist. I worked it for a long time, but it turned out to be flat and unrounded.

"Look at me!" The fat man roared, then threw the mud bubbles to the ground with all his might. With a slap, the mud bubbles spread out into a pile. It turned out that one side fell to the ground first, while the other side was hanging in the air, and the air was revealed.

When the wild boys saw that the fat uncle was playing with this, they immediately screamed and their morale rose. Qiqi and the others sighed together, and a sense of anger in their inconvenience was revealed.

The fat man grabbed the back of his head: "Come again."

Erfeizi was proud and made mud bubbles in her hands, and her face was beautiful: "Uncle Fatty, just go home and prepare eggs - soak in the sky and the earth?"

The three little girls stopped talking. The second fat boy's mud bubble was like a basin, and it looked scary. Only the fat boy shouted at the top of his throat, and he was a little lonely.

Erfeizi felt that the mud bubbles were made of me so amazing, and the technique of throwing mud bubbles was extremely pure. If I continued to soak, I guess the little mud of Uncle Fatty would be at the bottom.

"Get a big lift!" Erfeizi shouted, and the mud bubble fell to the ground. Qiqi turned her back and didn't dare to look at it.

Unexpectedly, this super big mud bubble turned out to be a mute bubble, but there was a small hole as thick as a finger in the middle. The fat man smiled and pinched a small piece of mud, instead of slapping it flat, but threw it directly over and blocked the small hole: "I want to eat a fat man in one bite, but there is no way."

Erfeizi was also a little puzzled: Is there a grass stick or something below that pierced the mud bubbles? So he quickly lifted up a pool of mud, and there was a bare grass below, with nothing.

"Look at me." The fat man's aura was greatly boosted and made another mud bubble. This time he made progress compared to the last time and fell quite loudly. Qiqi and the others finally had the opportunity to clap hard.

It was Erfeizi's turn again. This time he didn't dare to chew too much. He made a small trumpet, but with a sound of a puff, a small hole as thick as a finger appeared.

The fat man showed his skills and won more and more yellow mud, and the mud bubbles became bigger and bigger. In the end, Erfeizi only had a ball of fist-sized left in his hand, but the fat man's mud bubbles were the size of a washbasin.

"Take the mud and don't kill it--" The fat man raised the mud bubbles over his head with his hands and shouted fiercely.

Erfeizi had to throw the mud ball in his hand over, feeling very angry: I'm so unlucky today, I'm throwing it more than ten times in a row?

The wild boys began to complain: "Er Feizi, what's wrong with me? Even if the snot baby goes on the battlefield, he will be better than you."

The fat man laughed: "It's useless to talk about anyone, I'm the king of Kaoshantun."

While showing off, someone came from the village. It was the owner of the car. He stood on the small wooden bridge and shouted hard: "Fatty, someone is coming from the village--"

"Is the People's Liberation Army here?" It was almost August 1st Army Day, and the fat man thought that it was time for the troops to come.

"No, it's County Mayor Zhao, please go back and have a look."

"This guy is here. Maybe it's a weasel to wish the chicken a New Year, and he has no intention of being kind." The fat man's heart was also thumped, and then he didn't wash his hands. He stood up and inserted a small willow stick into the pile of yellow mud, and then ran towards the village.

Erfeizi looked at the small stick inserted into the yellow mud, which was exactly the same as a finger, and couldn't help but scratch his head: "Uncle Fatty can't be using this to cheat, right?"
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