Chapter 254: Picking stocks from eggs

Amidst the laughter, the fat man began to assign tasks, and Captain Li was responsible for the investigation, and finally the fat man made statistics and allocations.

This job is simple, but it is really troublesome to deal with. For troublesome things, the fat man is used to being a manager of the hands, so Captain Li has to work hard for a while. Who said that he is the most familiar with the situation in the village?

The fat man wanders around the chicken farm every day, and the newly laid eggs are kept in the wooden box every day, keeping them as planted eggs; and the eggs that were first laid have not yet begun to spread, so they are the same as the Tencent treatment method - internal digestion.

When the big-footed sister-in-law came, the fat man happily explained his point of view: divide the unqualified eggs and digest them with his belly.

Big Foot Sister was a little reluctant: "Fatty, isn't it a waste to do this? These eggs are all money!" By the way, the old ladies from all households are really reluctant to eat some chickens, unless the family is sick or a distinguished guest comes, they specially make some small kitchens for the rest. The rest of the money is also exchanged for oil and salt. In a common saying, "The money is all cut out from the chicken's butt."

So, if a child is greedy and steals eggs from his family to exchange for snacks, he will definitely be forced to get a broom bump. He will never give up until his butt is red and swollen.

"Sister-in-law, these eggs cannot be sold and chickens cannot be hatched. What else can I do if I don't eat them? My old man and others work on the construction site every day, which is just right for nourishing them." The fat man said with great confidence.

Big Foot Sister-in-law smacked her lips and felt it was reasonable. If she kept putting it down, it would smell bad in less than a month, so she nodded in agreement.

The fat man went straight to the production team. Just as the loudspeaker was about to start broadcasting, Captain Li walked in with a small book: "Fat man, all the investigation has been completed, everyone has no objection, you can take a look."

"It's just right to divide the eggs. This time we can't do egalitarianism, so we just divide the eggs according to the stocks." The fat man slapped his thigh and even made a decision.

Captain Li's small book was taken over, and the situation in each family was clearly clear, even a few horses, a few cows, a few old men, a male or a female.

Finally, there is the comprehensive score of each family. According to the pre-developed regulations, an adult man is the benchmark, which is equivalent to unit 1; a woman is 0.8; an elderly man is 0.5; a carriage is 0.1 more...

Each transaction is clear and well-founded. Finally, the whole family is added together and the total score is calculated. The fat man was so happy: "This division method is probably the only one, and it can be regarded as a joint-stock company with the characteristics of Shantun."

The fat man looked at it from beginning to end, and the ones in front were Wang Sanpao, Boss Che, Lao Yaozi, Captain Li, Lin Qingshan and Qiqi. Each scored 2 for the time being.

The little guy is at the top, probably he will be very happy if he hears the news.

However, in terms of overall ranking, the fewest laborers in the family are ranked behind. For example, the last few are: Big Braid, Wang Erlangzi, and Liu Tiedan. This is mainly because of this, not because of their small contribution. If the score is calculated separately, Big Braid will still be 1.2.

The fat man adds up all the scores and gets the total number, and then calculates the number of shares occupied by households. After spreading the remaining 80% of the shares, he will get the final shares occupied.

In this way, the distance can be widened from 0.3% to 1.5%.

Looking at the list in his hand, the fat man kept whispering: "Uncle Captain, I really don't know. I was shocked when I calculated it. It turned out that there was such a big gap. If we were to coax it with a big gang, it would definitely not work.

Captain Li still didn't understand it well. While scratching his head, he said to the fat man: "For example, let's divide the eggs, and you will get the whole score. How can you divide the 0.3 or something?"

"This is a problem. However, we have more eggs, for example, if there are a thousand eggs, you can get three, and if you like Xiaoyu, you can get 15 at Wang Sanpao's family, and you can get 15 at all. In the end, you almost got 10% of them, so you can get more or less, and you can get 20% of them out of my 20%."

The fat man actually didn't really care about the 20% stake. His usual idea was to be free of money. So from the beginning to now, the fat man has never stopped money, but he has not really saved money.

After the calculation, the fat man's deep voice came from the loudspeaker: "Everyone should pay attention. The eggs laid in our chicken farm were not qualified to sell and they could not hatch chickens. Therefore, after the company's research, it was decided to distribute them to each household to satisfy the cravings of the elderly and children, and to nourish the women and men. We don't care about the eggs produced by our own households. Anyway, the chicken farm is not allowed to be sold, and they are all eaten. If you sell them privately and smash the chicken farm's brand, you will cancel your shares."

Everyone listened with their ears and thought to themselves: "What's the rule? You can only eat but not sell it, probably not much."

The little kids started to cheer and praised Uncle Fatty for his wise decision. Some quarrels about cooking, while others said they wanted to steam eggs and lambs. They almost started to argue about this.

The fat man's voice came out again: "Don't be anxious, don't be busy walking towards the chicken farm first, there is something else to say--"

The women carrying baskets immediately stopped and thought to themselves: What can this fat man do if he can beat him? Can you see us leaving in the production team?

In fact, although the fat man can't calculate, he used a large-scale search and saw these impatient women running towards the chicken farm with small baskets. No wonder, it's hard for a good cook to cook without rice. If he cooks a decent meal and sees the elderly and children eating sweetly, how can he feel less sweet?

"This time we divide the eggs according to the shares we divide. First, please ask our Captain Li to read the shares of each company." The fat man's voice came from the loudspeaker again.

Everyone was concerned about this matter, and even the wild boys stopped fighting and stared at them. Captain Li's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Fatty, you guy is lazy and push me hard work."

"Hehe, you have to count it out with great effort, of course you have to read it." This was the fat man's voice, with a hint of cunning and honesty.

"Okay, everyone has listened..." Captain Li was thinking from beginning to end, and the fat man added: "We now have more than 10,000 eggs. For example, if Teacher Xiaoyu's share is 0.3, you can get more than 30, and Uncle Wang's share is 1.5, you can get more than 150. It's roughly the case. You can calculate it yourself first. If you can't calculate it, you can ask Teacher Xiaoyu to run a literacy class in the evening, and you can stop listening to the class!"

The fat man finished speaking, and then he got out of the production team with Captain Li and headed straight to the chicken farm. A group of young and old men followed behind their butts, as if they could pick up eggs.

More than a hundred people gathered in the chicken farm at once, and the fat man named one by one with paper lists: "Is there anyone from Master Li Wu's family? Uncle Changhai, first calculate how many you divide your family. If you calculate too much, don't give it. If you calculate too little, take as much as you say?"

After coaxing, everyone laughed. Li Changhai scratched his head: "It seems like there are about 145."

The fat man looked at the list and waved his arm: "By the way, count it. Next, Wang Erlangzi--"

Before the fat man asked him to count himself, Wang Erlangzi shouted: "Thirty-five!"

"I'm going to count too much. If you don't give it, you're thirty-three, all the eggs belong to me - then, check the numbers yourself when you go to my house to eat." The fat man saw that Wang Erlang didn't take the earthen basket, and he and Liu Tiedan were basically free meals at the fat man's house, so he helped collect them.

"My one is like Erlangzi, let them go to Fatty's house. Anyway, I can eat it back, haha--" Liu Tiedan was even more excited.

"Okay, let me save it first. When will you go home and tell me and take it back to me. You are a son, I have to ask the girl to support you." The fat man knew that Liu Tiedan had a mother in her sixties at home, so he was not polite at all.

Liu Tiedan's eyes were a little red and she drooped her head. Wang Sanpao next to him patted his shoulder: "Tiedanzi, do it well, save more money, marry a wife, bring me a good life, and the man should have the spirit of a man."

Liu Tiedan kept crying in her eyes, and finally punched her chest hard: "Uncle San, if I don't make a fuss, I won't be raised by my mother's parents!"

After posting one by one, the fat man found that although most people had never studied, they were basically not wrong.

Those who received the eggs went back one after another, and the children followed their adults and said, "I want to eat fried eggs."

"Fried egg waste oil, listen to my mother, I will cook two for you when I go home."...

The fat man clapped his hands and felt very happy: I've divided the eggs right, everyone's life is too hard.

Since he came to Kuoshantun, he has always been willing to devote himself to eating and drinking. It can be said that the food in Fatty's family is the best in Kuoshantun.

Other families are much worse, basically they mainly use coarse grains; there is not much oil and water, just when slaughtering pigs during the Chinese New Year, boil some lard and deal with it for a year.

The fat man’s usual idea is to improve his living standards: to first grab the belly, only if he has the bottom of his stomach, he will be more motivated. If he has a vegetable basket project, the fat man calls himself the "belly project".

After the eggs are divided, if you want to be considered a big family, then Fatty's family has the most, and he alone accounts for 20%. However, Fatty also has arrangements for this: the family has a large number of migrant population, so no one can get some delicious food when they come. In addition, Fatty is also preparing to transport it to the radar station on the mountain. After all, the soldiers raise not many chicks.

"Let's go, I'll go to my house to eat eggs." The fat man waved his hand, and Wang Erlangzi and Liu Tiedan followed him.

When he got home, Qiqi was about to eat egg custard. The fat man rejected the little girl's proposal. Qiqi stared at him with big eyes and reasoned: "I still have more than fifty eggs myself!"

The fat man smiled and said, "Uncle Fat made you a braised egg today, and you must have never eaten it." Qiqi then gave up after hearing this.

Crack, 20 eggs were beaten in a row, then salt and water were added to it, and scallion and seaweed was sprinkled with chopped green onion. Qiqi couldn't help asking, "Fat Uncle, isn't this the same as steamed egg custard?"

"Just look," the fat man slowly poured the stirred eggs into the large pot. The bottom of the pot was filled with oil, then covered the pot and filled the stove pit with straw, handfuls of them, and simmered them slowly over low heat.

After hearing the sizzling sound from the pot, I closed the stove door and slowly stuffed it. After more than half an hour, the fragrance began to spread through the gap in the lid of the pot.

Qiqi sucked her nose and called it "very fragrant". This fragrance is really special. The eggs are boiled directly at the bottom of the pot, and a layer of paste will be produced slowly. Then it needs to be burned slowly on low heat, otherwise it will smell like chicken manure when it is paste. If you want to eat this, you must be patient. Fatty people are indeed suitable for this.

"It's out of the pot--" The fat man lifted the lid of the pot, and it was yellow and oily inside, condensed into a large piece. The fat man cut it into pieces with a knife, trembling. Then he slowly snatched it out, and saw a golden layer of edible food below, and a tender egg custard on top, which was indeed unique, integrating the characteristics of fried eggs and egg custard.

"What a good thing, let's have two taels of drinks." The fat man took out the bottle of wine.

Wang Erlangzi held the rice bowl with a large piece of egg on it, and kept stewing rice. The fat man smiled: "If you don't drink, the ones that make stewing eggs will be yours."

Qiqi leaned to the fat man's ear: "Fat Uncle, Uncle Wang and Uncle Liu told him that if he doesn't marry a wife, he will never drink."

Oh——The fat man suddenly realized, then looked at the big braid with the wine bottle: "Haha, Xiaoyu and I are already engaged, it's okay to drink some."
Chapter completed!