Chapter 161 bathing
Chapter 161: Take a bath
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When the summer rainstorm was in time, black clouds appeared like they were coming out of the sky, and then a thunder rolled across the sky, and heavy rain was coming.
The little kid just lay on the windowsill and said, "It rained heavily. Beijing called me to join the army - I was beaten in my butt."
"Boy, the wheat is drying in the back of the house. I'm still thinking about it. Hurry up the wheat." So, the adults and children rushed out, picked up the dustpan, and poured the wheat into the sack.
The fat man was taking a nap in the room, and a thunder woke him up and ran out: "It's raining, harvest wheat--"
When he went outside, he found that he had sex. The fat man hurried to Captain Li's house, swung his arm, and put the stuffed sack on his back, then ran away and carried the sack to the warehouse.
Captain Li looked a little dizzy: What a guy, it’s more than 200 pounds, the fat man is so powerful.
"What are you going to be so stupid? Recover quickly." The fat man carried a bag and ran into the yard. After carrying it with the captain's eldest son for more than ten times, only one bottom left.
"I'll go to someone else's house to take a look." The fat man went straight to Erzhuzi's house. Erzhuzi was in the deer farm, so he would definitely not be able to collect the wheat at home.
When I saw that, it was true. The snot baby was holding a sack, which was taller than him; Zhuzi's wife was holding a dustpan and putting it into the sack.
At this time, some of them began to fall from the sky. The raindrops were as big as soybean particles. They could feel the weight when they fell on their bodies, but they were quite sparse. The fat man grabbed the dustpan and swung his arms around them. After a dozen strokes, he took a bag.
After more than ten bags of wheat were filled, a low rustling sound was heard in the distance, which was the sound of raindrops falling on the leaves of crops.
The fat man was also anxious. He grabbed a sack with one hand and ran into the yard. When the dense heavy raindrops were smashed, the sacks had already entered the warehouse.
The rain was so heavy, just like the sky was poked, and it was white in the blink of an eye. The fat man ran to two more houses, specializing in carrying sacks. With such heavy rain, the ground quickly became white, and the raindrops fell on it, causing bubbles.
Wah, the rain has begun to flow. If the wheat cannot be collected in time, it will definitely be soaked and washed away by the water. After half a year of hard work, it will eventually fall into pieces without harvest.
The fat man was soaked all over at this time, and his hair was pressed on his face, which was really similar to a chicken. He wiped his hair and face: "Bah——, it's really not easy to grow some crops, and it's not guaranteed to be received at the doorstep."
"Fatty, come into the house and wipe your face."
"I don't need to see." The fat man patted his clothes and put them on his body, all of them were soaked.
"Haha, it's so satisfying. I can't find this natural shower anywhere." The fat man was working just now, and his blood was boiling. He was soaked in the rain that he took a shower.
After jogging home, the fat man opened the door: "Xiaoyu, throw out the hand towel and soap, and I'll take a shower with my hand."
Big Braidae hurts and is angry: "Brother Huang, don't mess around. If you are sick after the rain, hurry up and enter the house."
"It's okay, just take a cold shower. Besides, the rain is not cold at all." The fat man felt very comfortable, so he took off his clothes and pants, and then wore a big shorts and was busy working in the courtyard.
The big braid urged her several times, and the fat man was so happy that he entered the house. Seeing the fat man's character, the big braid couldn't help but blush. He ran into the house and said through the door: "I boil hot water in the pot, and then rinse it, the rain will not be clean."
The fat man really wanted to rush into the house, but there were two little girls in the house, so he had to hold back and wiped his body again, took the big braid and handed it over the crack of the door, putting it on, and put it on, and his whole body was refreshed.
"Fat Uncle, this shower is really good." Qiqi lay on the windowsill, looking at the fat man with envy. She also wanted to go out and have a bang, but she didn't let her braids go.
"Tomorrow, I'll ask Sister Xiaoyu to take you to the river to wash." The fat man looked up and saw two big swallows on the clothesline under the eaves. The five little swallows knew that they had already entered the house and lined up in the curtains and tents.
The rain outside was much lighter, and more than forty little wild ducks stood straight in the courtyard, each with solemn expressions, with long necks stretched out, and motionless. This is called duck listening to thunder.
Speaking of the wild duck eggs I picked up, they were basically hatched. The little wild ducks were covered with gray-black feathers, and their fuzzy and tummy were also very popular. They followed Qiqi's butt all day long, like a group of small followers.
Under the instruction of the fat man, Qiqi led them into the river ditch outside the village. The little ducks thrust into the water. Although they were not big, they swam very fast in the water. They went out in the morning, lined up at noon, went out again in the afternoon, and returned in the evening, which was very regular.
Seeing this situation, the fat man guessed that these little guys regarded this as their home, and probably wouldn't fly away even if their wings were all grown.
After a while, the rain stopped and the clouds all over the sky dissipated. Xiao Qiqi arranged to take a shower. She often saw those wild boys soaking in the water, and she had long been envious.
"It's going to rain tomorrow, just after the rain, the river is rising, and the water is cold," the fat man said to comfort him.
Qiqi immediately thought about it, but she was more careful with her braid: "Brother Huang, it would be so embarrassing if someone saw it."
"It's okay, haven't you seen the old ladies in the village take a shower in the river in a group?" After the fat man said, he couldn't help but scratch his head: "Hehe, I heard from Er Feizi and the others."
When she heard about taking a shower, the two little girls didn't need to say anything, even the big braid was thrilled. However, she soon asked a new question: "Brother Huang, we don't know how to water, will there be danger?"
"I can, what are you afraid of?" After saying that, the fat man smacked his lips again. There were no swimsuits here, and men and women could not share the same swimming pool.
Xiao Qiqi was smart, and her little eyes turned around and she had a trick: "Uncle Fat, I think Erfeizi and the others often make old buffaloes, which is similar to lifebuoys."
The "old buffalo" that Qiqi calls is to wet the pants in water, then tie the legs of the pants, fill them with air, and tie the waist of the pants, and turn them into a round old buffalo.
Because the fabrics at that time were all made of polyester cards, Citi, etc., which were very dense and would be basically not breathable if it was stained with water.
The fat man thought about it and said that this method was good, so he agreed happily.
The next day, the fat man took them to the riverside, with big braids holding pants and ropes. The fat man was not at ease and carried a piece of dry tree stump.
When I arrived at the riverside, I walked forward along the clear river, walked three or four miles away from the village. I stopped in a small river bay, and there was a small forest on the shore, which was relatively hidden.
The stones by the river are hot because of the sun. When they are close to the water, they are covered with fine sand. The water on the river is clear and you can occasionally see small fish and shrimps inside.
"That's it." The fat man tied the wooden pier with a rope, threw it into the water, and tied it to a large stone at the other end. Then he wet his pants with water and began to make old buffaloes.
Qiqi and Wu Qiong had been impatient for a long time. They took off their clothes with barefoots, leaving only their pants, and then walked into the river tentatively. Both girls knew to be careful and test little by little.
The water by the river was shallow and very warm. Soon, the two of them walked to the tree stump, grabbed it with their hands, and then began to flap.
Waspering, water splashed everywhere, the fat man shuddered, and his face was wet.
"Okay--" The fat man roared, jumped to the edge of the water, lifted the water with his hands, and raised it at the two little girls. The two of them were not vegetarians, and they were slut tightly with their four little hands, fighting a water battle with the fat man.
The fat man smiled, raised his palm, and then pushed forward suddenly against the water skin, immediately aroused a water arrow, which was urgent and fast, making the two girls unable to open their eyes and beg for mercy.
Soon, Qiqi and Wu Qiong also mastered the key points and used their small hands to push water, but their hands were small and powerful, so they were not a match for the fat man.
He was still angry with a big braid, so he had to come up to help. The fat man stopped, then made all three buffaloes and tied them to the shore with a long rope to avoid washing away - what, the fat man only had three pairs of pants in total, and now he was wearing only a few shorts.
"Brother Huang, you first--" Da Braida blushed and glanced at the direction of the forest, meaning that he told the fat man to avoid it for a while. Unexpectedly, the fat man was not very conscious: "It's okay, you wash it, I'll just turn my back on my back."
The two little girls in the water also stuck their tongues and scraped their noses at the fat man. The fat man had to yell twice, crawled into the woods, took out a handful of wild fruits, leaned on the tree to eat while waiting. There were many small trees in the woods, and some were also lying on the ground. It seemed that they were chewed by something, and the fat man didn't pay attention.
Three women were having a show, and the water was quite lively. Sometimes the little girl was giggling, and sometimes the big braided laughter made the fat man itch.
"I'll lie down for a while." The fat man took out the leather mat and went up. The sunlight shot down from the gaps between the branches and leaves, making his body warm.
Gradually, sleepiness surged. Although the river was noisy, the fat man was very determined and had strong anti-interference ability, so he started to snore after more than ten minutes.
Such a long time to fall asleep has broken the record in the history of fat people sleeping, and the original record is two minutes.
"Ah-Brother Huang-Come on!" The fat man was sleeping soundly, and someone called him. He woke up suddenly: I was so angry that he fell asleep. He heard the big braid screaming in panic. Could it be that someone was acting like a hooligan? It shouldn't be that there were no such people in the village?
As soon as he got up, the fat man jumped out of the woods, and then he was stunned for a moment, feeling the blood rushing up. He saw Big Braid holding his hands in his chest and standing in the river. The river water only reached her thighs, and her white body was revealed.
Although she was wearing a flowery trousers on her waist, she was wet with water and pressed tightly against her body, so it was almost the same as if she was not wearing it. Wu Qiong hid behind her big braids and looked at the river in horror. Qiqi, her little face was no longer afraid, and her little eyes were shining and looking ahead.
The fat man shook his head and took his eyes away from the big braid with difficulty, searching for what made the big braid so panic.
Soon, the fat man discovered the target and saw a small brown-black thing floating more than ten meters in front of them. The guy was more than two feet long, with small ears, convex eyes, and a few beards on his chin, which looked a little funny.
The guy's back was exposed to the water, the fur was shiny and there was not even a drop of water on it. His big eyes were staring at the people in front of him very vividly.
The fat man couldn't help but feel funny: "A pretty cute little thing, what's there to be afraid of? Maybe he looks a bit like a big mouse - a big mouse? Isn't this guy an otter, right?"
Chapter completed!