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Chapter 147: Peach's Yaoyao

Chapter 147: Tao Zhiyaoyao

Early in the morning, the fat man and his family all went out to Taoyuan. The members included: Fat man, big braid, old revolutionary, old medicine, Qiqi holding small benches, and three cheerful hairy monkeys.

The happiest ones were the three brothers Maomao. As the peaches on the tree became more and more red, these guys became more and more excited. They had already picked them secretly in the back garden several times. The fat man had found a lot of evidence on the ground - when he was in the aisle, he could step on a peach pit under his feet.

Based on the excellent performance of the Maomao Pine Pine Tower, the fat man also decided to ask them to join the picking brigade and work hard to cultivate them into backbone forces.

The three monkey spirits seemed to know that they could eat peaches with legitimate reasons, so they were more happy than the other. The shadows in the hearts of the big haired Ermao were planted by monkey-speechers before also dissipated in the fat man's house.

When they arrived at the deer farm, the team expanded further, and the three old men also took the initiative to ask for the battle. So the family took a turquoise basket and rushed towards Taoyuan.

The peach tree is very strong, nearly one person tall, and its branches are pressed down by heavy large peaches, which is more convenient to pick.

Looking around, the garden is full of red dots, like the smiling faces of a little girl. When you walk closer, peaches are the size of a fat man's fist - what, the fat man's fist is one size bigger than ordinary people.

The peaches are hidden among the narrow green leaves, and they are a bit like holding a pipa half-covering their face. There is a layer of fine fluff hanging on it. Before we get closer, a sweet fragrance has already penetrated through our noses, teasing the greed in everyone's stomach.

Before the fat man could give the order, the three monkey heads climbed onto the tree and started picking peaches. When the fat man saw that they were so proactive and was about to praise him, he saw that the three brothers were already eating and juiced.

The fat man was angry and threw the earth basket in his hand on the ground: "Let's start eating first, and then work after eating enough."

Everyone made one of them, rubbed the hair on it with their hands a few times, and then started eating. The flesh was soft and smooth, melted in the mouth, juicy and sweet, and full of fragrance. It was indeed a good peach.

Qiqi didn't need anyone else, she insisted on doing her own food and clothing, putting the small stool under the branches, climbing up to it, and reaching out to pick the peaches. She picked the largest one and slowly took off the outer skin. The flesh inside was pink, just like her little face.

After eating two peaches, one person was basically full. The fat man estimated that each peach would probably be four and a half pounds, which was very long. Although only about thirty fruits were left on each tree, it was estimated that it could produce more than ten pounds. From this point of view, five hundred peach trees and five or six thousand pounds of peaches were pinched with hands.

The old revolutionary also looked at the big peaches all over the trees and smiled: "It's worthy of being a fat man, let him go."

When everyone saw that the big peach was round and chubby than the fat man, they all laughed in unison.

"I will be guaranteed to plant watermelons next year - start work." The fat man didn't care and issued a combat order with a wave of his hand. Everyone was like birds like a forest, looking for a big tree and starting to work.

The fat man held his hands behind his back and supervised the three monkeys, demonstrating them from time to time, especially paying attention to the monkey's paws not too hurrying and catching the big peaches. Soon, the three brothers mastered the key points and did a decent job.

"Fatty, the basket is full, where can I put these peaches?" Lao Yaozi walked over with a basket full of peaches.

The fat man scratched his head: "I forgot about this, it's thousands of pounds, how can I have so many baskets?"

"Why don't you borrow some from someone else's house?" Lao Yaozi said.

"Today, every household picks peaches, and I guess they have to use even the grain stockpile - then, let's pour it first, I'm responsible for transporting it home." The fat man took the old medicine away and then put the peaches directly into the wooden box.

After a while, Big Braidie also carried the basket out. Seeing that there was no one around, she handed it to the fat man: "Put it quickly."

The fat man smiled and showed off his mind. He put his hands on the basket beam and shouted loudly: "Cross--", and the basket and peaches disappeared out of thin air in front of the big braid.

The big braid's two big eyes widened even wider. After a long time of being stunned, he said, "Brother Huang, give me the basket."

By noon, the peaches were basically picked, and the peach forest turned green, leaving only a few hundred unripe peaches hanging on the branches.

Everyone was exhausted, only the three hairy monkeys were still energetic. They were quick-witted and were the three people in this group who picked the most, and of course, they were also the ones who ate the most peaches.

The fat man also praised them with great stinginess: "I did a good job and hired you three from now on to collect fruits for others, and it would be three yuan a day."

"Fat Uncle, you really want to be Huang Shiren." Qiqi was a little angry.

"They eat and drink for free all day without being abused. They can develop healthily both physically and mentally, and of course they cannot just eat or work. From today on, they will strictly limit their diet. They used to eat four peaches in the morning and three at night; now they will be changed to eating three in the morning and four at night." The fat man was happy and talked nonsense.

Everyone laughed, and the fatigue on their bodies also faded a lot. Only the old revolutionary saw more than ten baskets of peaches on the ground, and wondered: "Fatty, we seem to have picked a lot, where did we get them?"

"It's all transported to the deer farm, and it's still good to be sun-dried in the sun." The fat man said with confidence.

Dabianzi quickly changed the topic: "Let's go home and take a break first, and then have a meal. Brother Huang, hurry up, I guess everyone should weigh the portion in the afternoon."

As expected, as the braided braids were expected, a few people had just put down their bowls and chopsticks, and when they went out, they saw that each household was transporting peaches, flower baskets, earthen baskets, and large stocks. They were even more equipment all the way.

The fat man touched the back of his head: "I said I was going to sell peaches, so I sent them all. Tell you, don't think about taking them back when they are delivered. When I buy the money, I will take them and run away."

"If you run away, you can run away. What's the point? With Qiqi here, I don't believe you can run away. Besides, there is also Xiaoyu girl. Fatty, you are just a gossip made by a child. No matter how high it flies, the rope is in someone's hands." Bigfoot sister-in-law revealed the fat man's lies without hesitation.

"Okay, I'm unlucky. Come on the scale quickly. Uncle Boss, look at the scale, I count. Let's put the peaches as they did last year, and we have to run more than a hundred miles."

After the joke was finished, the fat man started to do a serious business. It was so easy for everyone to work. The car owner, Dajiao Sister, and Captain Li's family had large portions, with a yield of over a thousand kilograms. The others bought dozens of trees, but only a few hundred kilograms. Looking at the baskets of red peaches, I was envious and swore that I must plant more this autumn.

There are many more that are produced on trees in front and back yards of their own. There are few and small sizes. The fat man puts this part separately. The peaches have different tastes, so the prices are estimated to be different.

In the evening, the fat man's house became a peach mountain, and everyone grinned: "How can we transport so many peaches out?"

Although fat people can easily solve this problem, it is best not to cheat in such matters. First, it is easy to be exposed, and second, you cannot count on the box for everything. You still have to realize your potential.

But the road has not started to be built yet. If you transport these dozens of miles of mountain roads by carriage, the peaches will definitely be broken. There is no way, and you have to carry forward the fine tradition of hard work: to carry it with people.

This year's peaches are much more than last year, so together with Captain Li, each family has two strong laborers, and a transport team composed of more than 200 people has been quickly established.

The fat man took the time to go to the deer farm and took away the deer deer called Xia Xiang from the zoo. He happened to go to the provincial capital. After more than a month of getting tired of Xiang Xiang, Xia Xiang's belly grew. The fat man was honored to complete the task.

In addition, eggs and goose eggs for the past two months will also be sold once. The fat man is looking forward to building roads now, otherwise he will always be so busy that he will be exposed sooner or later.

At night, we had a full meal, and then we walked on the road in the moonlight. Good guy, he ran out more than a mile, just like going out to march and fight.

There were more than 20 large carriages in front, and they were ready to transport peaches to the county after getting on the road. Peaches were afraid of being squeezed and pressed, so there was not much load in one carriage. For this reason, the whole village was dispatched.

It’s so good for Kaoshantun. The family’s business is the whole village. You don’t even need to be greeted and come here to help.

The summer night was cool and there was no heat during the day. As everyone walked, they started to get upset. Gradually, the topic began to become unfair.

The team was full of men and women, so some people started to talk dirty jokes. In the countryside, there were people who specialized in telling and telling fortunes, and most of them were blind people who were able to get children. In the winter, the villages were wandering around, playing strings and talking about the big drum books.

Speaking in the middle of the night, the man started to cheer: "Mr. Blind, come on a dirty job."

In this case, Mr. Blind usually gives face, but he has to nag as usual: "What, have the big girl and the little wife left?"

Everyone replied: "I've left long ago."

"Where are those kids?"

"Everyone was asleep, too."

Mr. Blind started singing. There was also the naughty girl and wife, who quietly walked the window and followed with red faces.

The most common song is "Eighteen Touches", which is widely circulated and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. In addition, it also sings some love, the more alternative "Fifth Update of Lovesickness", etc. However, there are absolutely no naked pornographic jokes, which are mostly obscure teasing, making you feel itchy.

There are many loud voices in the mountain roads, and the sounds are singing fine tunes, which is also a unique local atmosphere. Under the cover of the night, some people who are usually more steady also hum:

"Watch the drum tightly and slowly, stop the drum and listen to the singing, and sing all kinds of gossip. I sing eighteen touches..." Then I touched them all the way, which describes the scene of the groom undressing the bride when she was newlywed, which was gorgeous but not lustful, and her style was more graceful.

Of course there is a more Northeast-specific version: "The red sun rolls and falls on the west slope, and the couple sits on the kang and touches the eighteen..." That's what, this should belong to the bold school.

This is the first time that the fat man heard the Eighteen Touch. When he saw the Deer and the Cauldron, Wei Xiaobao always hummed the tone, but the words and sentences are very different. I think they all incorporate some local characteristics into it.

Singing folk songs like this, a group of big men carried hundreds of kilograms of earth stockpiles on their backs and walked thirty or forty miles of mountain road. When it was dawn, they boarded the road.

The car owner looked at his watch and it was just past three o'clock. This month was the shortest time of night. So he directed everyone to load the car, and all twenty large carriages were loaded. There was no way, Taozi was afraid of being pressed, so he could only stack one layer.

The big whip was swung, and the carriages were lined up, which was even more spectacular than when handing over the public food. The bells on the neck of the horse were jingling, the hooves were clattering, and the croaking, and they ran so happily.

The porters completed the task and all returned to the village. Only Fatty and Captain Li followed the car to escort the car. The convoy sprinkled the fragrance of fruit all the way, and just after noon, they arrived at the county town.

When the door and the road was ripe, I went straight to the fruit company. Fatty, Captain Li and the boss of the car went in first and asked excitedly: "We are here to sell peaches. How much does it cost per pound this year?"

A salesperson glanced at them: "If you don't collect it, you'll transport tens of thousands of kilograms from the neighboring county. They're almost rotten and have not sold yet. This year, the rain is light, the peaches are not delicious, and there are few people buying them - what, where are you? Do you have a purchase contract?"

The three of them stared at each other: It seems a bit bad...
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