Chapter 104 Fatty is back
Chapter 104: The fat man is back
After nine days, the fat man and his group returned to Kaoshantun and stood on the small bridge at the entrance of the village. The sun set, and the fat man seemed to have returned to the scene when he first entered the village last year. He smacked his lips: "It feels so good to go home."
"Uncle Fatty is back in the village-" A group of wild boys started to scream. To the fat man, he seemed to be a bit like he shouted "The Japanese are coming into the village" back then.
"When did I become so popular?" the fat man said with a smile, stepping across the bridge.
"Uncle Fatty, when will we sell eggs? Are we waiting to share the money to eat popsicles?" Erfeizi petitioned on behalf of all the wild boys.
"Don't pay? I'll give you two feet first!" The fat man roared, and the wild boy immediately scattered, but he didn't run far away. These guys were so terrible that he knew that Uncle Fat is a good child who respects the elderly and loves the young.
The fat man also wondered: This kind of thinking is wrong, so he just wants to share the money. Wouldn't he return to the era of coaxing the big gang?
When I saw Erzhuzi's wife greeting her baby for dinner, she immediately greeted her with joy when she saw the fat man: "Brother Fatty, you are back. Everyone has picked wild vegetables for a long time, just waiting for you to collect them."
The fat man was a little dizzy: "Don't worry, I'll go home first and talk about this tomorrow."
Wang Sanpao and the boss of Che also went home. The fat man stood outside his wooden door. The two little yellow dogs inside were whispering excitedly, putting their front paws on the stick, and stretching out their tongue to lick the back of the fat man's hand.
Wow, a black shadow flew out of the window, and jumped a few times, and then jumped onto the fat man's shoulders. It was the Mao Mao who was uncommon on the road.
Looking at Maomao blinking her big eyes and staring at herself affectionately, the fat man pulled its little paws, and then grabbed it with the wild strawberries picked from the mountains.
"Fat Uncle is back!" Qiqi poked out his little head from the door, then threw his little arms out, and rushed to the arms of the fat man who had just opened the door. His two little hands were pressed on the fat man's face and rubbed him back and forth.
"Fat Uncle, what delicious food is brought back to me?"
Like Maomao, they are all from eating and drinking. There is a real master. The fat man also took out a handful of wild strawberries and responded to the situation first.
Qiqi wrinkled her little nose, a little dissatisfied: Why are you getting to the same level as Maomao?
The fat man looked up and saw the big braid leaning against the door. He looked over with a smile, his eyes as clear and gentle as water. His eyes met, and the two of them felt a sense of harmony in their hearts.
The fat man walked over, stretched out his hands, and grabbed the big braided little hand.
"Fat Uncle, this fruit is too sour!" Qiqi's voice reminded the fat man to wake up: There is a little spy next to him.
"It's sorghum fruit. Put some sugar in a while and steam it, then put it under the water tank for a while. It's sweet and sour, and it's better than canned hawthorn." The big braid came up to relieve the fat man. This wild strawberry is smaller in size and is only as big as a finger cover. It grows in the clearings of the forest. The locals call it sorghum fruit, which has a higher sour taste.
"Qiqi, go to your Grandpa Sanpao's house. I forgot to get two pheasants back just now. I learned a new beggar chicken and I will show you my skills later." The fat man immediately used the trick of luring the tiger away from the mountain.
After all, Qiqi was young and slightly inferior to the fat man in tactical qualities, so she led Maomao to run away happily.
The fat man walked into the house with a giggle: "Xiaoyu, are you doing well these days?"
Seeing the big braid, he nodded and immediately asked again: "Do you miss me?"
Before the big braided head was finished, I blushed. Seeing the two red apples with the big braided head, the fat man was moved and began to make do with it, preparing to go up and take a bite.
"The fat man is back--" A rough voice came to mind outside the door of the house.
The fat man stomped his feet in anger. Now he was quite disgusted with the saying "The fat man is back." The big braid blushed and gently pushed him, and the fat man reluctantly greeted him: "Captain, why are you here?"
"What's wrong? It's not welcome." Captain Li just came back from the mountain and heard that the fat man was coming home, so he immediately wandered around. It was really not a good thing to deliberately destroy the fat man.
"How was this trip?" Captain Li was mainly concerned about this matter.
"The harvest is really great. The mountains and mountains are full of treasures, from small ants to large monstrosities, and they all have infinite potential. They can't finish talking a day and night - what, I'll report to you tomorrow." The fat man was about to start talking, but when he thought something was wrong, he issued the order to expel the guest.
"Okay, go to my house tomorrow to have a meal. Let's chat and you have a good rest for the night." Captain Li didn't know the fat man's little thoughts, and thought he was exhausted from the journey, so he said goodbye.
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, walked into the house, and smiled at the big braid: "Xiaoyu, look at this matter." The feeling I just now disappeared and I had to re-cultivate it.
"Are you okay on the mountain? Are you not hungry?" The big braid leaned against the edge of the kang, put his hands on his legs. She pulled the big black and shiny braid in front of her, lowering her head to fiddling with the tip of the whip.
"It's still true, I just miss homesickness, I miss you even more." The fat man didn't tell any lies. There are so many chickens, geese, deer, musk, etc. at home, how can I not think about it?
In the mountains, when sleeping alone in the tent at night, the fat man even fantasized about how romantic it would be if he was lying in the tent with his big braid.
Feeling that the big braid's breathing became rapid again, the fat man began to make do with him again. He didn't feel anything together all day long. Only after separation did he truly feel how important each other's position in each other's hearts was.
"The fat man is back!" The old revolutionary's loud cough sounded in the courtyard.
Dizzy! The fat man really wanted to shout: "I haven't come back."
"Old webmaster, is it good to go to the chicken farm in Luchang?" The fat man knew that there was no chance when he saw the old webmaster coming back. He came back to have dinner and went to bed after dinner. He didn't take him away even if the fat man left.
"Of course, this little hen walks bugs on the grass every day, and basically even eggs. If you don't come back, I'll be planning to go to the city to sell it. If it takes a long time, it will be troublesome." The old webmaster hung his hat and began to wash his hands.
"Why haven't Qiqi come back yet?" Dapizi muttered softly.
The old revolutionary asked quickly, "What did Qiqi do?" In his mind, Qiqi was like his own granddaughter.
"I went to Uncle Sanpao's house to get the pheasant." The fat man hurriedly made a fuss.
"Then I'll go to Yingying, I'm probably playing on the road." The old revolutionary wiped his hands and then walked out.
The fat man was delighted, God helped me, too: "Xiaoyu, now we can finally have a good chat."
Big Braid's face turned red: If you only chat and have to carry someone on your back, Brother Huang turned out to be honest.
Seeing the fat man approaching her again, her big braid's heart was pounding: The fat man was not at home for the past few days, she felt empty in her heart, as if she had lost her support. Is this called concern?
The fat man leaned over to the big braid, but couldn't help but stop and listened. It turned out that he had a problem. However, this time no one yelled around again, and the fat man finally reached out and grabbed the big braid's tender little hand, and never wanted to separate.
But the next moment, the fat man took his hand back with great fire and rushed out of the room. Big Braida hurriedly followed him out, wondering: No one shouted this time?
"Don't leave the house, come wild animals!" The fat man shouted, then closed the door with a snap.
Do wild animals dare to enter the village in broad daylight? Dapengzi drew a big question mark in his mind. There are often wild animals entering the village in Kuangshantun. For example, the newly-drafted pig lambs were taken away by wolves, and these things are not new at all, but they are all at night.
But soon the big braid made a scream. She saw a big wild boar appearing in the courtyard through the window glass. She was as dark as a donkey, but she was fat and strong, especially her belly, which was surprisingly big.
"Brother Huang, hurry into the room!" Da Braida pushed the door hard, but found that the fat man was leaning against the door, so of course she couldn't push it.
"Tie the door first, I have a way to deal with it!" The fat man said very hard, but his heart was also irritated. Just now, he suddenly sensed the change inside the wooden box. After checking, he found that the injured wild boar had stood up and was turning the ground with his big mouth, and headed straight for the elixir grass.
This is amazing. The fat man could not have imagined that this guy's injury recovered so quickly. He originally wanted to wait until his injury healed before releasing it back into the mountains. But now it is definitely unlikely that he will run up the mountain, so he can only run to the yard and sprinkle the wild boar.
After the fat man was scattered, he felt a little regretful and was worried about exposing his target. Secondly, if the wild boar hurt someone in the village and destroy someone's little kid, he would be a big sin.
"For the sake of I've raised you for several days, don't cause trouble for me." The fat man held a red tassel gun and was ready to go, but he still prayed secretly in his heart, hoping to resolve the problem peacefully. After all, the wild boar had a cub in his stomach.
The wild boar turned his small eyes and looked at the unfamiliar environment. He was obviously a little uncomfortable. Finally, his irritable and cold eyes fell on the fat man.
The fat man was shocked: It seemed that he could only try to stab this big guy to death. Although this choice was helpless, for the sake of safety, the fat man could only do this.
Suddenly, the violence in the wild boar's eyes gradually dissipated. It seemed that this guy also remembered something.
Fortunately, the pig brain has a good memory. Yes, I saved you at the beginning, otherwise you would have died long ago. The fat man breathed a sigh of relief.
"Woof woof woof--" At the most critical moment, two little yellow dogs came up to disrupt the situation. They did not dare to get too close to the wild boar, and stood several feet away and barked wildly.
The wild boars became irritable again and made thick hums in their mouths. Ordinary wild animals were most disgusted with dogs because they were often accomplices of hunters.
The fat man really wanted to kick two dead dogs out of the door, but he couldn't shout loudly. The wild boar probably didn't understand what he said, and must have thought it was targeted and might immediately launch a charge.
The wild boar has a great weight and a great impact. The fat man has a deep understanding of this. The door he added is no different from the decoration in the eyes of the wild boar.
However, the wild boar did not take action, but just confronted the fat man. The fat man looked at his super big belly and suddenly understood: This guy was not going to give birth, right?
Humph, the big flowers and the others ran over from the backyard, their big ears flashed, probably because of the big wild boar's humming.
The wild boar immediately shifted its target and threatened them. Now, the number of big flowers has grown to about 200 kilograms, which is no different from the big pigs. Moreover, there are many pigs, four-on-one, and they have an absolute advantage.
The big flower had just spread its fangs toward the boy who had just emerged. It suddenly raised its head a few times, made a few strange hums from its mouth, and then walked towards the big wild boar.
The fat man was shocked: I have never seen two wild boars arching, so they would not be both defeated, right? But now the situation has lost control, so he can only hold his hand tightly and prepare to take action at a critical moment.
Chapter completed!