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Chapter 90 The unfortunate daily meritorious Cao Taishang Laojun re-enters the pit

On the mountain road, Tang Monk was staring at the peach in his hand in a daze, not only because he was peach.

The key is that peaches are not bad, but they feel so hungry if they don’t eat them, but they have already eaten them carefully. They chew them slowly and read them carefully every bite.

However, I didn't expect that I would just have one last bite left. I found that half a bug had emerged after I finished eating.

So I couldn't help but be stunned, with a helpless story on my face.

Zhu Bajie seemed to be staring at him all the time, and he couldn't help but snorted: "Master, you are secretly eating meat when we can't see it."

Tang Monk couldn't help but put the peach next to him, and the little white dragon quickly pretended to bow his head and eat grass.

Fortunately, Sun Yue fell from the clouds immediately. Since he heard Zhu Bajie's humming, he couldn't help but grin and deliberately stretched his head to look at half of the insect on the peach.

But the little white dragon couldn't see it, and Sun Yue could see through the peaches at a glance, and then he deliberately did not have any peaches that were free from insects in it.

Even if there are no insects inside, Sun Yue will put them in, which is to let Tang Monk eat meat, and especially to supplement protein.

Tang Monk sighed speechlessly, and his state of mind changed a lot. He started his hand habitually: "Amitabha!"

Sun Yue looked directly at Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng said: "Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, just let the master rest for a while. Old Sun will also make up for you and the two of you. The Baoxiang Kingdom is ahead..."

The result was a moment later.

Not only Zhu Bajie, but Sha Seng returned to his original appearance, with the sun painted between one eyebrow and the moon painted between the other eyebrow, a pink and white face, and then a lipstick was applied on the pig's mouth.

Tang Monk's bald head was also shiny, with a sun that he couldn't see on his head, and then two rows of red dots were tapped from the front to the back of his head.

He just said that he did not agree with the same as Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. His face was covered with white powder and white. It was also Sun Yue who took out the portrait of Tathagata Buddha.

When I saw the Buddha Tathagata’s fat head and ears, his face was covered with oil, hehe, and a red mole was lit between his eyebrows, and he was also wearing lipstick.

The result was that I had to agree, and then a red mole was also painted on the center of my eyebrows and my lips were painted red.

Master, aren’t you Amitabha Buddha all day long? He is also the second disciple of the Holy Old Tathagata of the West. Even the Buddha of Tathagata has a red mole on his eyebrows and is wearing lipstick. Master, do you want to disrespect the Buddha?

Moreover, with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng as witnesses, the Buddha of the Western Heaven Tathagata was indeed so image, and the result was that Tang Seng also changed a lot.

Only the little white dragon escaped.

Sun Yue also put a simulated tight hoop on himself.

Then Sun Yue was not in the mood to wander on the road, and the little white dragon also accelerated. In just two hours, the master and disciple walked to Baoxiang Kingdom.

But the difference this time is, why did you have to let the Baoxiang king stamp it? It was just passing by.

So Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng changed slightly, and Sun Yue also changed for a while. The master and his disciple simply flocked to a firewood and stayed in the woodshed in a brothel.

As for why he chose to stay in a brothel, he would have raised his hands to vote. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng agreed, but Tang Seng alone opposed it was simply ineffective.

Moreover, color is emptiness, emptiness is color. The more you don’t want to go to the brothel, the more you think about color in your heart. In our eyes, everything is nothing but empty, why do you regard it as color by your master?

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng immediately nodded in agreement.

Sha Seng started his hand roughly: "The eldest brother is right."

Zhu Bajie also hummed, "What Brother Monkey said is reasonable. Master, only by staying in a brothel can we show that my monk's color is empty, emptiness is color, and everything is nothing but emptiness..."

So that night.

Tang Seng finally had a normal meal and then slept in the brothel's woodshed.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng disappeared silently and did not return until the morning. Xiao Bailong also didn't know where he went in the middle of the night.

Tang Seng also had an extremely clear and erotic dream. In the dream, he couldn't see clearly, but he had a rainy night with two women.

Then as soon as I left Baoxiang Kingdom in the morning, Tang Seng couldn't help but dare not mention the night dream and said curiously: "Wukong, why did I sleep in that woodshed all night, but I became more and more tired as I slept in the woodshed?

Just like the forest before Wanshou Mountain, I felt that my whole body was sore, especially the abdomen and waist, alas! I don’t know why. Amitabha!”

Zhu Bajie carried his nine-toothed rake, and his legs were obviously floating, and he hummed, "What the master said is that my old pig slept all night and felt sore all over his body."

Sha Seng also slapped his legs and said sternly: "Senior Brother, why don't we sleep in the wild next time? That brothel will be inappropriate after all."

The little white dragon obviously had a shaking horse's legs, and he couldn't help but walk forward slowly.

Only Sun Yue couldn't help but grin and said, "When I reached the foot of the mountain in front, I would take a break, but I would have to go to the west early, so that I could become a Buddha one day earlier."

If you look at the mountain and you will be exhausted, you will never die of the little white dragon.

He also walked to the foot of the mountain without realizing it.

But I saw a steep and steep mountain clearly.

Zhu Bajie threw it directly on the ground, and sat in the grass and couldn't get up again.

Sha Monk also took off his shoulders and bowed, and hurriedly sat on the ground to rest.

Tang Monk was also sore in his waist and legs, and was helped off his horse by Sun Yue. He couldn't help but want to ask: Wukong, do you see there are monsters in this mountain?

Unexpectedly, I suddenly saw a dumbfounded woodcutter standing on a bare stone cliff in front of me.

It was obvious that I saw the master and apprentice dressing, with an expression that seemed to be struck by lightning.

The woodcutter obviously couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and suddenly shouted loudly: "The elder who is moving westward, when the film was suspended, I told you: There is a group of poisonous monsters in this mountain, who specializes in eating people you come and go."

Tang Seng, who was supposed to be scared to death in an instant and fell from his horse again, started his hand calmly this time, said: "Advisors, what do you think?"

Obviously, the woodcutter ahead is not afraid of Zhu Bajie and Sha Monster monsters, which obviously shows a very obvious problem. The woodcutter ahead is definitely having a problem.

As for what's the problem? If the immortal gods in the sky want to remind themselves and their group, would they still change into mortals? Wouldn't that be fun at them?

If it were really the immortal god in the sky, wouldn’t it be that I would be grateful to come here as my own?

So in an instant, except for Sun Yue, Tang Monk, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiao Bailong, who deliberately flashed their eyes, they all thought of it. It must be the monster in the mountains!

Zhu Bajie hummed directly: "I, an old pig, can't walk anymore."

It was obvious that Sha Monk and Little White Dragon were also collapsed.

Sun Yue simply grinned his teeth and said, "Every time I have to be a villain! This time, Lao Sun doesn't care. Master, do you want to cut your flesh and feed the eagle, let the tiger go, and then let it eat people;

He used the method of Thunder Shura to treat the tiger. Lao Sun happened to have some firecrackers here, so he could lend it to the master, and the master decided for himself."

As he said that, Sun Yue flashed in his hand, and another bundle of firecrackers appeared and handed them directly to Tang Seng.
Chapter completed!
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