Chapter 543 Unknown Heavenly Emperor, Go and Have a Fun
And just as Sun Yue and Guanyin Bodhisattva were at the same time.
In the city of Xuzhou.
Liu Bei was also discussing with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
It was obvious that Guan Yu's half-meter-long beard was gone, and there was a very large scar on his chin. Zhang Fei also dared not grow a beard, and he was also half-faced.
It is a half-meter-long beard. I am not afraid of being confused when facing people. Obviously, it is just used to pretend to be cool, otherwise why would Lu Bu not have a beard?
But even if we are the only Confucian scholars, there is no saying that we must have a beard or a hair tie. Therefore, some people have their hair tied up, some have their hair tied up, some have their beards, and some have their faces clean.
Why are other people's beards not two or a half meters long?
Do other people's beards have not grown? That's why they have short beards?
It’s not that others don’t have a beard, but that it’s too long and inconvenient, so no one looks like a crazy person, leaving a beard that is two and a half meters long.
That half-meter-long beard looks cool, but can’t I wash my face in the morning? Wouldn’t the half-meter-long beard be soaked when I wash my face?
If you don’t wash your beard, if you don’t wash your beard for a long time, you will inevitably have a strong smell.
Then when he was squatting, was Guan Yu afraid that he would be confused?
If you are afraid of being confused, you will definitely not put it on your legs and press it down. Otherwise, you will not be able to use a comb to comb it neatly after squatting?
Then if you don't put it on your legs, it will hang down from the front of your legs.
But when squatting down, a half-meter-long beard will inevitably hang to the ground. When squatting and urinating, will you pee forward on your half-meter-long beard?
So Liu Bei had an objection to Guan Yu's original two-foot-long beard, but he couldn't say anything.
Then, looking at the clean second and third brothers, Liu Bei smiled slightly and said without comment: "...I'm afraid this is inappropriate for my second brother.
We received the ethics (Cao Cao recognized the governor of Xuzhou on behalf of the emperor), but the secret decree was denounced as a forgery of the edict. Wouldn't we take any one of us in this way?
Such words are not the way of a minister.
Today, it is indeed because Yuan Shu has the intention of being unjust, and the emperor issued an edict, and I can only follow the order to fight against the thieves! But who should guard this Xuzhou city?"
Even though he knew it was a forgery, he still said that the emperor issued an edict, but he could only respond to the order to fight against the thieves. He clearly wanted to take the opportunity to strengthen himself, but he ignored a "key".
Guan Yu immediately bowed and said, "Brother, let me defend the city."
Unexpectedly, Liu Bei shook his head lightly and said, "I will discuss matters with you sooner or later, how can I get along with you? You can't stay."
Zhang Fei fell down and glared at the sight of the horse, and said sternly: "Brother, let me defend the city."
Liu Bei did not raise his eyelids and said lightly: "Third brother, you can't defend the city. You will whip the soldiers after drinking (no one can control them when you are drunk); the other will act rashly and recklessly and do not listen to others' advice, so I am not at ease."
Sun Yuezi also thought seriously about Zhang Fei, a wine seller, who slaughtered pigs, that there were people on Earth who liked Zhang Fei in the future, so he exaggerated Zhang Fei that all the generals beat soldiers.
But why, these three countries have countless famous generals, only recording that Zhang Fei likes to whip soldiers? Why doesn’t Liu Bei say that Guan Yu whip soldiers?
Obviously, no one else was like Zhang Fei, who did not treat the soldiers as humans, and liked to whip the soldiers for fun after drinking. If it was normal, it would not be recorded that Liu Bei used him to whip the soldiers and talked about the matter.
So it turns out that Zhang Fei was just an individual example of how to whip soldiers after drinking.
As a result, I heard that although I usually wear a rough and clumsy costume, I am indeed a fool at heart. I just have some thoughts, otherwise I wouldn't have been whipped soldiers after drinking.
So what kind of perverted mentality does it take to enjoy whipping soldiers after drinking?
But even such a person, Liu Bei still regards him as a brother. What does it mean?
This shows that Liu Bei also did not regard those ordinary soldiers as humans.
Benevolence and righteousness?
If Liu Bei was really kind and righteous, would he not regard ordinary soldiers as human beings? Will he regard someone who likes to whip soldiers as a pleasure as a brother?
Zhang Fei immediately promised: "Brother, don't worry, since today, I will not drink alcohol or beat soldiers, and I will listen to people's advice."
As a result, he was guaranteed to be fine, but he would get drunk again at night and cause a disaster, kill Liu Bei and let Liu Bei say the next "famous saying forever".
But with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei's time together for a while, would you not know that Zhang Fei's guarantee is like farting?
It is impossible for Liu Bei to know.
So since Liu Bei knew that Zhang Fei’s guarantee was like a fart, he knew that it was useless to say to Zhang Fei, but he still took it seriously, what did he mean?
It is obvious that Zhang Fei can show his kindness and righteousness by whipping the soldiers. He has formed an inertial pattern, but he does not blame Zhang Fei for whipping the soldiers, which obviously shows Liu Bei's hypocrisy.
If you don’t blame Zhang Fei and let Zhang Fei whip the soldiers, wouldn’t it mean that the soldiers are like nothing in Liu Bei’s eyes? Can Zhang Fei whip them?
As Liu Bei said, the so-called "those who win the hearts of the people will win the world, so the last one won the world was Cao Wei, because Liu Bei was unpopular and did not regard people as human beings.
But if Zhang Fei finished speaking, Liu Bei said lightly: "Even if the third brother says that, I will never feel at ease (I don't know you, third brother? Your guarantee is the same as if you don't). I have to ask Chen Yuanlong to assist you, so that you can drink less sooner or later and not cause any accidents.
Alas! You don’t know, the only thing I worry about is Sun Yue, the prefect of China County.
Now that there has been no movement for a while, Sun Yue seems to be my nemesis of Liu Bei. Every time I see him, I will only be even more embarrassed."
Let Zhang Fei drink less sooner or later? It means that Zhang Fei is drinking all day long, obviously in order to keep pretending to be rough and chaotic.
Zhang Fei was indeed smelling alcohol at the moment, and immediately said rudely: "What's wrong with brother? Now he is also a Xuzhou master. I don't know how much bigger than his China County! If he hadn't known magic, I would have fought with him for 300 rounds."
Guan Yu couldn't help but look moved.
Liu Bei lowered his eyes and said, "Although he is just a small Chinese county, the people have surpassed our Xuzhou. I just hope not to meet him again, otherwise Lu Bu is just a man, and Sun Yue will not be able to compete with him.
Okay, I will order troops immediately, go to the battle at noon, and send troops to Yuan Shu! The third brother will keep his hands on Xuzhou."
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As a result, Liu Bei and Guan Yu led his troops away from Xuzhou, Zhang Fei, as the "Three Heads of the People" in Xuzhou, held a banquet for Xuzhou officials to attend the banquet and shouted: "When my brother left, I would give me some drinks, which may lead to a disaster.
You are drunk this day, and you will quit drinking tomorrow, help me defend the city, but you will drink all the time. (I will quit drinking tomorrow when I am drunk today!)”
But he didn't want to drink to Cao Bao, the former general of Tao Qian, but Cao Bao didn't give him face and said he wanted to quit drinking today.
The magical ones are just like in the Three Realms. The disturbed places will change, but sometimes if no one interferes, they will magically return to their original trajectory.
This time, except for Lu Bu and Xu Rong, the trajectory is the same as before.
Sun Yue and Guanyin Bodhisattva were unable to hide, so they could only rely on the map of mountains, rivers, and the country. They could only watch the fun from afar and could not watch it up close.
Then, Cao Bao still did not escape the disaster. Because he was unwilling to drink, he was whipped by Zhang Fei for fifty whips. It was also Mi Zhu and Chen Deng who pleaded with him, and Zhang Fei stopped.
So Cao Bao held a grudge and went to Xu Rong who was arranged in Xiaopei at night. Xu Rong also had a counselor Chen Gong beside him, and immediately suggested to Xu Rong: "Xiao Pei is not a place for a long time. Now Xuzhou has a gap that can be taken advantage of, so it is too late to regret it."
As a result, Sun Yue couldn't help but want to witness it. At night, Zhang Fei was sleeping soundly while drunk, and suddenly Xiaopei's Xu Rong led his troops into Xuzhou City.
Even Zhang Fei was almost killed this time, but in the end, under the protection of the Eighteen Cavalry Yan Generals, he broke out of Xuzhou East Gate and fled, and lost Xuzhou, and even left Liu Bei's wife.
Sun Yue and Guanyin Bodhisattva received the news as soon as possible, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, "This Zhang Fei is really a treasure. I don't know where Liu Bei married Mrs. Gan. I think it should be in Pingyuan County.
Let’s go! Wife, you stay in the world of the mountains, rivers, and country map. I will take the mountains, rivers, and country map. Let’s see Liu Bei’s reaction and witness Liu Bei’s saying “famous quotes forever”.
When Lao Sun can open this plane passage, he will throw all three of them to the next generation earth at the right time."
Chapter completed!