Chapter 49 Guanyin also cheats people, really pity and love
When he went straight to Tang Seng, Sha Seng honestly and respectfully knelt down and bowed: "Master, the disciple has no eyes and does not recognize the honor of the master. There are many conflicts. I hope the master will forgive me for his crime."
Respect and politeness are obvious at first glance, a real honest person.
Tang Seng was used to seeing Zhu Bajie's pig monster appearance. Even if Sha Seng was obviously the same monster, he had already developed a certain amount of immunity.
Sun Yue quickly explained: "Master, don't be afraid. Only after Lao Sun invited the Bodhisattva, did he realize that the monster in the Liusha River was actually the rolling curtain general of the Heavenly Court. He also followed the Bodhisattva's decree and waited for the master to come here to protect the master from the West to obtain the scriptures."
The little white dragon moved his eyes.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but hear his eyes slightly moved: Why did I, the old pig, say that the monster's black face looks familiar? It turned out to be the first general of the roller blind, but I didn't expect that I, the monster on earth, was like me, who was like me, and I.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but move his eyes slightly and wondered, how did this guy become a monster?
Tang Seng heard that he was actually a rolling curtain general from the Heavenly Court. Although he looked a little ugly and scary, fortunately he was not a human-eating monster like a pig demon disciple.
So when I heard this, I couldn't help but feel happy and hurried forward to help me up and said, "Okay, okay, okay. You are the general of the rolling curtain in the sky. You can be my disciple, but you are also very lucky for your teacher. How did you come down to the realm and come to this quicksand river?"
I asked on purpose, asking Sun Yue, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong.
It can be said that you three are the monkey who makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and is disrespectful to me Buddha, a demon who eats people and a evil dragon who sets fire. Now, he has finally taken over a rolling curtain in the sky as his disciple.
Sha Seng was a real honest man. He immediately replied without thinking: "By the master, I was the rolling curtain general who served the Luanyu carriage. Just because he accidentally broke the glass cup at the Peach Banquet, the Jade Emperor beat me eight hundred times and demoted me to the world, and became like this.
Then he called him once every seven days and sent the flying sword to me more than a hundred below my chest and flank.
There was no choice but to be hungry and cold, so he went out to find a pedestrian to eat during the three or two days, and ate countless people here;
There have always been several times when I came to the Buddhist scriptures, and I kept all the remaining skulls. The nine skulls in my neck were the nine previous ones who had visited the Buddhist scriptures."
As a result, Sha Monk's voice fell, Tang Monk's face turned pale, and even his hands couldn't help but tremble slightly. He quickly closed his eyes and closed his hands and said, "Amitabha! Amitabha!
Wukong, Wukong, come and help me, I feel dizzy."
Sun Yue hurried forward and supported Tang Seng. Tang Seng continued, "I just realized today that Wukong, you are the most destined to be with me. It is better to eat vegetarian food or vegetarian food."
Then, you have lost your hair to him. Since it is arranged by the Buddha and Bodhisattva, let me be my third disciple from now on and turn his face whiter."
Sha Seng stared at a loss, and he said what he was wrong?
Zhu Bajie quickly turned his little eyes and hummed forward and said to Sha Seng: "You pussy, if you want to tell your identity earlier, how could I, the old pig, still attack you?"
However, Sha Seng also moved his two big eyes, and hurriedly folded his hands and bowed in a deep voice: "Second Brother Second, please take care of me in the future."
Sun Yue immediately helped and said, "Bajie, you idiot! How can you blame Junior Brother Sha? It is also something we have never told about obtaining the scriptures. It is a misunderstanding. I never thought that Junior Brother Sha was also my brother.
Junior Brother Lai Sha, the master is afraid of your black face, so he asked Lao Sun to put on makeup for you and shave off this red hair. It just so happened that Bajie should also make up his makeup.”
Tang Monk closed his eyes and closed his hands: "Amitabha!"
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On the blink of an eye, the next day, it was already evening when Sha Seng was conquered, so he could only search for a place on the east bank of the Liusha River.
But on the second day, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also changed a lot.
Since there was no need for a razor to shave the heads of the two, but with one hand, they wiped their heads, and their heads became shiny in an instant.
Zhu Bajie is still the same as before. He has a white and white pig face, and a circle of lipstick is applied on the pig's mouth, and his eyes are also painted with eye shadow and eyeliner. The difference is that there is a red sun between his eyebrows.
Sha Seng's blue-black face turned pink and white, but his beard was still red and his eyebrows were also red.
I was also painted with lipstick and eye shadow and eyeliner.
But the difference is that Zhu Bajie is charming, while his Sha Monk is like an evil ghost, and his eyebrows are also painted with a moon on his forehead.
As a result, when dawn saw the two of them clearly, Tang Seng began to go all the way to Amitabha Buddha.
It is human aesthetics, which are different from the immortals and gods in the world. In the eyes of Tang Monk, it is an alternative, but in the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, they really don’t think anything.
It was like a zombie face that was blue and black before, and Zhu Bajie was even more handsome. He even thought he was handsome, but his black face turned into a white face, so he didn't think there was anything.
At the same time, Sun Yue was calm and excited, because he knew that the four saints had tried Zen before, so how could he trick the two male Bodhisattvas of Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva?
Should I give the two people a drink of the water from the mother-child river? Or should I lose my life to Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, and Xiao Bailong?
It just happened to be a whole trip, and Sun Yue also gave him plenty of time to prepare.
The dragon clan is lustful. If you want the two male Bodhisattvas to lose their virginity and give them some medicine to the two goods, you will naturally have to ask the little white dragon of the dragon clan to take care of them.
As a result, the goods actually found medicine, and even boasted that the Daluo-level immortal gods could get into the Tao without paying attention, but the higher the cultivation level, the more subtle the efficacy of the medicine was.
Obviously, I was a little scared and thought that the eldest brother was going to drug Guanyin Bodhisattva!
But since his goods dared to set fire everywhere, he was also a "moralist", and he had also seen the indescribable relationship between the eldest brother and Guanyin Bodhisattva with his own eyes.
So I didn't dare to ask too much, let alone think too much. Since the elder brother wanted that kind of medicine, I would find it for the elder brother; as for who the elder brother wanted to give it, it had nothing to do with his little white dragon.
But even if I really want to drug the Guanyin Bodhisattva, the first one who is unlucky is definitely the eldest brother, or the eldest brother will have a closer relationship with the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the future.
Anyway, helping the elder brother find the medicine to help the mingling is only beneficial to the little white dragon, but it does not have any harm. Everything is supported by the elder brother, and there is also the Guanyin Bodhisattva behind him. Who is his little white dragon afraid of?
So after crossing the Liusha River, it seemed that there was no slight turbulence in the entire Three Realms and became quiet again.
Suddenly, on this day, just ahead of the four masters and disciples, four figures flew silently from the world.
An aunt who seemed to be in her fifties and sixties, wearing a golden crown on her head and holding a dragon crutch in her hand, and a kind smile on her face.
A female Bodhisattva with white clothes fluttering, fragrant wind and beautiful beauty in the three realms seems to be in front of her fairies in the Nine Heavens, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi will lose her color.
The other two are also two male Bodhisattvas with smiles on their faces.
They are all covered in jewelry, and their shiny faces have no beards. They can't tell the difference between men and women at first glance. They pinch an orchid finger with one hand, but the opening is a standard male voice.
However, it is Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva of the two male Bodhisattvas in Lingshan, Xitian. Although he is also famous in the three realms, his strength is only one level higher than Lingji Bodhisattva.
The actual cultivation level is like the Black Bear Spirit and Sun Wukong, both of which are Taiyi Golden Immortals; but at the same time, as the Bodhisattva of the Lingshan Mountain in Xitian, it can be called boundless magic power and vast supernatural powers.
An aunt in her fifties and sixties is also a famous immortal in the Three Realms, the old mother of Lishan.
But the five elders of the five directions of heaven and earth are unique, and it is obvious that the identity of his mother in Lishan cannot be compared with Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea.
But the name contains an old name, and its qualifications and ages are only older than Guanyin Bodhisattva.
As a result, the four figures were each stepping on auspicious clouds and falling down. Guanyin Bodhisattva also smiled, and his jade hands were swept towards the forest below.
In an instant, a clear light flashed, and several houses flashed from the mountains and forests, but they saw the door hanging down by green cypresses, the house was close to green mountains, the walls of pink mud, the brick enclosure, the high hall was magnificent, and the building was clear and peaceful.
But it instantly turned into a rich house.
Manjushri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and the two male Bodhisattvas each pinched an orchid and immediately smiled: "The magic power of Guanyin is indeed better than us, and she has great supernatural powers."
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and looked at her head in a quiet voice, and said modestly: "I dare not compare with the two Bodhisattvas. Today, we will transform into four mothers and girls, and try the Zen mind of the master and disciple who seeks the scriptures;
When the future sutra is over, the merits will be fulfilled, but it will also be a merit."
The old mother of Lishan also smiled and nodded. It can be said that she gave me a free merit from Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea. She must bear this love.
Then he laughed and said, "Thus, according to the Bodhisattva's Dharma, the four of us turned into mother and daughter, and happened to meet the four masters and apprentices of the seeker, so we sat here to recruit husbands and wait for the seeker to come;
I turned into a mother and called the Tang monk as my husband, and tried how the Tang monk's Zen mind was;
The Bodhisattva also transformed into a woman, so he called the demon monkey as his husband and tried the demon monkey's Zen heart;
Manjushri Bodhisattva transformed another daughter and called Marshal Tianpeng as his husband, and tried Marshal Tianpeng's Zen heart;
Bodhisattva also asked to transform into a woman, so he called the rolling curtain general as his husband. Let us try the meditation of the four masters and disciples together."
When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, his jade hands couldn't help but folded his hands and smiled: "In this way, I will have the pseudonym Zhenzhen, and I will try the monster monkey if I am responsible."
Manjushri Bodhisattva also stood up with an orchid finger in his hand, and the magnetic male voice smiled and said, "Then I will use the pseudonym to love love, try the Zen heart of Marshal Tianpeng."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva also stood up with an orchid finger in his hand, and the same male voice smiled and said, "I am the pseudonym Lianlian, and I am responsible for testing the Zen heart of the rolling curtain general."
And just as the words fell.
Tang Monk, who had already reached the foot of the mountain in the distance, happened to suddenly speak, "Wukong, you see, it's too late today, where can we rest?"
Chapter completed!