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Chapter 388 Princess Tianzhu throws a hydrangea to recruit a concubine?

After a moment.

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Yue disappeared from the prehistoric world.

Nuwa also brought Sanxiao, Hanzhixian, and Caiyunxian back to Wa Palace.

The cracking movements and stillness of Kunlun Mountain did not attract attention in the prehistoric world, because all the fluctuations were shrouded within a radius of thousands of miles by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At the foot of Kunlun Mountain, Kunlun Mountain no longer exists.

To be precise, it was at the foot of the cracked Kunlun Mountain. I and Yuanshi Tianzun, two old macaques were already covered in bags, and they were covered in bags, but their eyes were also cut out!

And he was hugging each other and snorting on the ground, and his lower body was also covered in blood. He called a woman a person with five bodies incompleteness? Now he also made the two old guys incompleteness!

But after all, it is Hunyuan's body. No matter how ruthless Sun Yue takes action, he will recover in just a moment.

But it is obvious that even the state of Hunyuan Dao Fruit cannot produce new physical limbs out of thin air, otherwise the disciples would not need to use lotus instead of the body.

Just as Sun Yue understood, this ancient world is a world where magical powers are still in its original state, but even its major sect leaders will not change.

So a moment later.

When two old mafia woke up together, they still had the spiritual consciousness that could sense the surrounding world like eyes, even if they didn't use their eyes.

Yuanshi Tianzun touched his lower body and couldn't help but sigh: "Oh! Now Brother Dao and I have become people with incomplete five bodies. So who are you?"

My eyes also turned into two black holes, and subconsciously touched down and said, "That Jieshua Tongtian is a person who is next to the left and right sect. He is a slut with that little girl, and is even more equal to all living beings. No matter whether they are covered with hair and horns, or they are wet and egg-turned, they can be worshipped by men and women;

Then don't mess with me that I'm venting my anger for that bitch girl. I'm sure I'm the one who is a slut in the world. Let's go to Zixiao Palace and ask the teacher."

...

Another moment later.

Zixiao Palace above the prehistoric world.

Two old macaques knelt in Zixiao Palace in a mess.

On the cushion above Zixiao Palace, there was a thin old man sitting, which was the Zixiao Palace Hongjun, the three masters of Laozi, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Tongtian Sect Master.

After hearing the two old mafia finished speaking, they did not change their expressions, but they only asked lightly: "Then don't mess with me, can you divide it into five people?"

I kowtowed and said respectfully: "Teacher, I will kill the three corpses and cultivate the magical powers of one qi and transform the three purity. I can only transform into three clones. Then don't mess with me, but I can transform into four clones, and add five people in the body, so the two disciples will not be able to fight him;

I was castrated by the lower body by that. I became a person with five bodies. In the future, I would be like a bitch girl. I even snatched the eyes of my disciples and asked the teacher to make the decision;

If the disciple guessed correctly, the list of gods should be just to be so bad that I should not mess with. In the future, I am afraid that it will be a major obstacle for my brothers and two to become gods."

Yuanshi Tianzun was respectful and did not dare to say anything. He had to come out and sing and dance with his fairy music, and he had to burn incense, green flowers to greet him, and he wanted his disciples to hit the golden bell and jade pendant to accompany him. He was obviously a crazy person in the sense of the earth in the later generations.

The mentality of a neurotic mind is naturally uncomprehensible to normal people.

When Hongjun heard the cushion, he still said lightly: "I can't give birth to your eyes for you, the golden elixir refined by the True Lord of Qingxu Daode can give birth to new eyes for you;

There is a difference in heaven and earth, and sentient beings are also different. The sentient beings in heaven and earth should be divided into three or nine levels. Therefore, I and you two are the two of you who are the gods and ask you two to be the gods and the heaven and earth;

However, the heavens did not follow our teachings, and they were independent of the teachings, regardless of the world's hair and horns, and the wetness was born and transformed into eggs. The difference between men and women was all equal, and there was no difference in teachings;

Then don't mess with me and want to make decisions for women in the world. It seems that it is also the one who is in the sky who is in the relationship with women. You two will go back and continue to make King Wu of the earth defeat King Zhou according to the number of days. I will show up next time."

The two old macaques hurriedly kowtowed respectfully and said, "Thank you, the teacher, for your decision."

Then the two old men were in Zixiao Palace for a moment and had to return to the Eight Scenery Palace of Xuandu Cave in Xuandu Mountain together, because Kunlun Mountain and Yuxu Palace no longer existed.

...

The Emperor Palace of the Emperor at the same time.

Sanxiao, Hanzhixian, Caiyun Fairy, and the five famous beautiful and qi-training female fairies in the prehistoric world are also worshipping Nuwa's throne.

Nuwa also said in a leisurely voice: "Five of you will stay in my palace for a while. When this great disaster in heaven and earth passes, you will leave from the mountain ground and still be under my seat;

At present, this prehistoric world is just a corner of the world. You don’t need to show up for the time being. Just sit and watch the prehistoric world’s great catastrophe and the great catastrophe of heaven and earth.”

The five of them also bowed down at the same time and kowtowed again and thanked him, "Disciple, please help me."

Nuwa couldn't help but say slowly again: "The one who saved you is actually that fellow Taoist Sun Yue. If it weren't for that fellow Taoist Sun Yue, I wouldn't be able to intervene in saving your lives;

Therefore, when you meet that fellow Taoist Sun Yue in the future, you must respect it. Although the fellow Taoist Sun Yue has a casual personality, he will not look down on the body of a woman like us;

To use the words of fellow Taoist Liu Yin, that fellow Taoist Sun Yue is actually a person who cherishes the fragrance and jade, and he uses the fragrance and jade to describe our female body;

But he will not describe me as a woman like you two masters as shit and urine; as long as you wait to be respectful to that fellow Taoist Sun Yue, he will guarantee that you will not be bullied by anyone."

The five women hurriedly kowtowed respectfully again, but they couldn't help but wonder that even though they were worshiping the Empress, why did they seem to be worshiping the Immortal Sun Yue?

But I also understand that when I see the immortal Sun Yue again, I must respect it.

...

Three Realms.

After beating me and Yuanshi Tianzun two old maggots, they even beat the two old men directly, and Sun Yue couldn't help but feel very happy.

A bitch is the most poisonous woman's heart? He killed his mother first? Using shit and urine as a Taoist technique? A person with five bodies is insulting the mother, wife, sister, and daughter of everyone in the world.

Your prehistoric sect is not a cult, who is a cult?

What you destroy is the Analects of your prehistoric cult! It is to castrate the two old mafia from your cult!

When returning to the Three Realms, it happened to be the hometown of paradise. The Shenzhou Tianfu in the capital of the Tianzhu Kingdom, Tieweng Jincheng is far away, and it can be said to be the last stop at the foot of the Xitianling Mountain.

There is no need to be unable to get along with the monsters for Sun Yue, Tang Seng, Sha Seng, and Xiao Bailong. They are about to arrive in Lingshan, no matter what the monster is this time, who is behind them.

But the only thing that I can’t help but be curious every time is that I can’t help but think: What kind of monster is this time? Which immortal Buddha in the sky will be behind the monster?

As he was about to reach the capital of Tianzhu, Tang Seng deliberately lag behind the merchants for a while, and then suddenly asked: "Advisor, the monster this time should be the princess of Tianzhu. What routine do you think that monster will use this time?"

Zhu Bajie immediately hummed and shook and snatched, "Female monster, you can hand it over to me, the old pig. Anyway, this is the country of Tianzhu, the hometown of paradise. I guess it is from some immortals and Buddhists. Just leave it to me, the old pig to cure her."

Sun Yue also grinned: "The female monster's routine has changed the princess of the Tianzhu Kingdom. If Lao Sun guessed correctly, this time I was afraid that the male sex of the master would come again, and maybe a ball would be thrown to recruit the prince consort."

Tang Monk immediately clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha! Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, everything is emptiness. If you really throw a hydrangea ball, you can't snatch you."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately shook and said, "I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up. If it's really the hydrangea throwing the hydrangea, let me take the hydrangea from the female monster."
Chapter completed!
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