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Chapter 370 The old and cunning Bajing Palace Laozi

But even Sun Yue could only be speechless.

In the prehistoric world, the Kunlun Mountains Academic Sect not only calls itself a saint, but also only goes to work for a while every day. The rest of the time is Mo Yan sitting quietly on the reed hood hall to prepare a saint.

I sat there for the whole day, motionless and silent.

When he came here early in the morning, he asked the deputy leader Randeng Taoist to go back to the incense burning room quickly to welcome the Luan to pick him up. He arranged for Jiang Ziya to burn incense and collar to prepare for the incense.

But when the result came, I only said two sentences, sixteen words, not a single word! You are equal. The number of days has been determined and you can't understand it. Why do you say it?

Then there was nothing.

But the key problem is that the saint master, the leader of the Hunyuan Sect, Yuanshi Tianzun, all sat silently in the reed hooded mat hall where green flowers were hanging, without eating, drinking, and defecating, but Jiang Ziya, the others needed it.

Who dared to leave, including Jiang Ziya, who was standing with the crowd of Xiqi?

When the saint master sat down, he didn't move for a day and a night. Do Taoist Randeng and Jiang Ziya, who were standing on both sides, dared to sit down? Do you dare to secretly scratch the itch?

So if you don't think about it carefully, there is nothing.

Yuanshi Tianzun sat in the reed mat hall for one day.

But the key problem is that the deputy leader Ran Deng Taoist and Jiang Ziya beside him, wouldn’t the two standing on both sides also stand still and stay motionless for a day and a night?

The Antarctic Immortal Man, who also held a feather fan in both hands behind his back, could only stand motionless.

So immediately after the reed mat hall in front of the Xiqi Formation, an extremely strange scene appeared.

Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of the prehistoric cult, sat silently and motionless.

Behind him was the Nanji Immortal Weng, the master disciple of the sect, who was a big meat head. He held a big feather fan in his hands, blocking Yuanshi Tianzun's head and still motionless.

But obviously the two small eyes couldn't help but sweep around, and the two small eyes were also growing in the small hands in front of the two children's arms.

Then the deputy leader Ran Deng Taoist on the left looked completely at his eyes and nose, as if he was asleep.

Jiang Ziya on the right could only stand without saying a word, as if she was asleep.

Who dares to disturb His Highness’s all living beings, hundreds of thousands of soldiers?

As a result, Sun Yue finished speaking, but he couldn't help but say in his heart: "Anyway, there's nothing wrong, wait a moment, Old Sun teases the Antarctic Immortal."

Nuwa has turned back to the Imperial Palace of the Great Wilderness.

Only Guanyin Bodhisattva is left, and she can only wait with a smile.

Then Sun Yue grinned, pulled out another hair on his body, and blew it out in one breath and turned into a big hornet. The hornet, which was absolutely poisonous, flew towards the reed tent in front of the Xiqi Formation in a flash.

The next moment, it fell on the eyes of the two children's arms of the Antarctic Immortal Weng with great accuracy, and then suddenly stinged downwards, then disappeared instantly.

At the same time, the two eyes of the Antarctic Immortal Weng also trembled violently together, and then it became bad in the next moment.

...

So this day there was no more fun in the prehistoric world.

When Yuanshi Tianzun was silent and silent, he could not have been able to peek at the eyes of the Antarctic Immortal.

Especially the same realm as the Hunyuan Dao Fruit, and Sun Yue has more powerful magical powers, which makes it impossible for him to notice.

Even if they can be noticed, there is still a Guanyin Bodhisattva in secret, which will also make him unable to notice. If Sun Yue conceals, the couple join forces to embarrass a small Antarctic Immortal Man, and it is impossible for them to avoid it.

The result was that the old man's eyes instantly swollen. He didn't know how it swelled. He felt extremely stinging and itchy at the same time!

What to do? Of course, I can only free up one hand, scratch it twice, stroke it twice, three times, and four times to relieve the pain and itching on one eye.

His Highness Lu Pengxi looked at countless soldiers in Xiqi's eyes: Why did the big meat-headed saint Anji Xianwen suddenly swollen his eyes?

As for the slogans shouted by Xiqi.

From a comprehensive judgment, it is obvious that even if the Emperor Yuanshi Tianzun has the cultivation level of Hunyuan Dao Fruit, he is obviously a crazy person, definitely an old man with mental problems and abnormal brains.

Before traveling, we must arrange for the deputy leader to go back to the incense burning room quickly, burn incense and tie the color, and teach the disciples that they must light incense and welcome the car: I am going to your place, hurry back and light incense quickly, and the knots are ready to welcome me.

And you must also lead the way in front of the white crane and blue phoenix, dance with the fairy clothes with the elixir, separate the feather fan and hide the clouds and mists, and play the jade flute on the left and right. This is not a mentally abnormal mentally psychopath, so what?

And the slogan: Yuanshi Tianzun! Literature and martial virtues! For thousands of years, unify the vast world!

It's a perfect match!

So even if I heard the slogan, I didn’t say anything. Instead, I admired it slightly. Could it be that it was arranged by Jiang Ziya? He was so sensible.

If it weren't for an abnormal brain, who would have to take the disciples to rank before going out? And two disciples, one hit the golden bell and the other hit the jade peng? He would walk slowly with three steps.

Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Yue have long confirmed that Yuanshi Tianzun, the prehistoric Yuanshi, is clearly a brain-related psychopath. It is definitely a brain-like pit and a brain-like water-filled type.

The only things that need to be afraid of true wisdom are Laozi, the Eight Scenery Palace in Xuandu Cave of Xuandu Mountain, and Hongjun, the Zixiao Palace behind them.

As a result, when he returned to the Three Realms, he thought of the unlucky Antarctic Immortal Man's expression, Sun Yue couldn't help but grin and grin again.

Unfortunately, I was about to arrive at the Lingshan Mountain in the West, but Guanyin Bodhisattva was no longer with me.

If you want to see Guanyin Bodhisattva again, you can only use the excuse to go to the prehistoric world. Otherwise, if Sun Yue secretly ran back to the South China Sea one day, at least Sun Yue would be a little embarrassed, even if he had promised three obediences and four virtues.

Lao Sun misses you, Bodhisattva, but Lao Sun will never admit it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: Do you think I don’t know you, a monkey, but I just think of me in my heart, so I insist on letting you go for a few days.

So this day.

Sitting quietly in front of the Xiqi Formation in the prehistoric world, waiting for the arrival of the truly cunning and cunning Bajing Palace on the second day. Why didn't the old man come together and insisted on Yuanshi Tianzun waiting for a day?

In the Three Realms, a city was soon seen from afar.

Zhu Bajie was still shook, hum.

Sha Seng also carried the load and swayed all the way, and finally arrived at Xitianling Mountain.

Unexpectedly, another city was suddenly in sight, Tang Seng couldn't help but ask immediately, "Wukong, what kind of city is this? There will be no monsters again, right?"

Zhu Bajie hummed and looked up and said, "Which city has no monsters along the way?"

Even though Sha Seng was carrying a load, he stood with one hand and agreed with a rough voice: "That's right."

I had eaten nine "Accessors" holidays, and I had already been unconsciously resolved with Tang Monk. In the future, no matter whether I had eaten someone or not, I also had a true relationship with my master and apprentice along the way.

At least when facing monsters (the immortals and Buddhas of the Tao and Buddhas), when they have an overwhelming advantage, even Zhu Bajie will rush forward.

When Sun Yue heard this, he grinned on purpose: "There is no flag on the city. How could Lao Sun know what city it is? Then you can tell if you get closer."

Based on the experience along the way, it is already extremely obvious.

As long as you encounter a city, you will definitely have "trouble" to come up. Since you know you can't avoid it, you might as well just use your plan and see who the monster is this time?
Chapter completed!
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