Chapter 316 The Unlucky Tang Monk
Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong couldn't help but stare at each other, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: These two senior brothers became muddy and stunned, but they were completely different people.
And when you are stunned, you can be honest.
Then the second senior brother hummed, and when he got down the mountain, he turned into a black fat monk, and continued to hum, shook, and walked towards the woman who was fetching water.
In a blink of an eye, he walked to the two girls again, sang a big bow and said, "Grandma, I'm bowing."
As a result, after the words came, the two female monsters couldn't help but laugh and bent down, one of them covered their mouths and said, "This monk is good, he can sing and praise him."
The other person couldn't help but smile and asked, "Elder, where did you come from?"
Zhu Bajie hummed, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart and blurted out: "It's from wherever you come."
From where it comes?
Both female monsters were stunned.
One person couldn't help but ask again: "Where did you go?"
Zhu Bajie continued to hum and said blankly: "Where are you going."
In an instant, the two female monsters couldn't help but look strange.
Another person asked again: "What's your name?"
Zhu Bajie also hummed again and said, "What's my name?"
Finally, the two female monsters could not help but cover their mouths and smiled again: "This monk is so good, but he has no origin, so he will say something casual and don't know where it came from."
Zhu Bajie also said blankly: "Grandma, why are you fetching water?"
The female monster laughed and said, "Monk, you don't know. My old lady photographed a monk in the cave last night, which has accomplished a good thing;
I am now sent two of me to come here to get the good water of Yin and Yang, and arrange a banquet for vegetarian food, and eat it with Tang Monk, and I will get married to Tang Monk in the evening."
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he turned around and ran away with a hum. This time, he magically saw the female monster and stopped drooling.
Before he could run to the few people, he began to shout again: "Monkey Sha, come quickly and get your luggage, let's divide it."
Sha Seng couldn't help but stare at her eyes widened and asked, "Second Brother, why did you salute again?"
Zhu Bajie hummed and said without raising his head, "You're still going to Liusha River to eat people. I'll go to Gaolaozhuang to visit relatives. Monkey brother went to Huaguo Mountain to be a saint, and the white dragon and horse returned to the sea to become a dragon.
The master has married in the fairy cave, so we all go to the body."
Finally, Xiaobailong couldn't help but be stunned.
Sun Yue also grinned. He was about to reach the Lingshan Mountain in Xitian. The guy was still seriously thinking about the branch ceremony.
However, the momentary thoughts were heard, I basically understood that although the whole thing was so silly, I also vaguely understood in my heart that it would be a waste of effort at the end.
What is the result of success? The old monk is no longer the same as before. How can he achieve success?
But obviously there was a piece of shit in my mind at the same time. Although I vaguely understood, I couldn't figure it out at all, so I subconsciously wanted to part with my family at any time.
So he couldn't help but grin and said, "The idiot is talking nonsense again."
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed and sweared, "Your son is talking nonsense. The two demons carrying water just said that they had arranged a banquet to marry Tang Seng and had already achieved good things all night."
The little white dragon continued to stare blankly.
Sha Seng clasped his hands together Amitabha Buddha: The second senior brother swears to make this swearing, wouldn’t he take advantage of the senior brother?
Sun Yue also grinned: "Don't talk nonsense. When the master comes out, it's going to be Lingshan in the West. When we arrive at Lingshan, we can still be a Buddha. Why do you always think about the branch ceremony?
You two are holding horses and carrying loads. Let’s follow the two female monsters and find the monster’s cave, and we will try to rescue the master.”
The little white dragon blinked off his horse: Senior brother, I don’t need to be held.
...
After a moment.
Inside the bottomless pit.
It is impossible to let Zhu Bajie go in and explore.
Sun Yue had to let the two goods wait outside the entrance of the cave.
Then I couldn't help but be curious, and jumped into the bottomless cave, and instantly there were thousands of colorful clouds under my feet, with thousands of auspicious auras around me, which became even more visible in the darkness.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice came immediately: "Husband, do you know why you always have such colorful clouds and auspicious energy when you cast spells? It's not like the strong winds and miserable fogs and yin in the Taishang Taoism?"
But even though he had heard Guanyin Bodhisattva call her husband many times, every time he heard it, Sun Yue still felt that he was being called soft and his body was floating.
So he couldn't help but ask in confusion: "When the immortals and Buddhas in these three realms appear, they all step on auspicious clouds, and the auspicious air is floating in fog?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice: "Idiot! You still don't know that others are born out of intentional casting spells. This is why sometimes monsters can also step on auspicious clouds;
But the true Lord Erlang of Guanjiangkou did not understand this, so every time he traveled, there was a strong wind and a miserable fog and a yin yin. This was the case with the Taoist sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial sacrificial
But you are different. As long as you cast spells, you will bring your auspicious energy to protect your body. It is naturally accompanied by the way of heaven. I have only recently discovered that your auspicious cloud auspicious energy is actually accompanied by your natural auspicious energy."
But even though I had known that I was the protagonist of the entire Three Realms, Sun Yue could not help but be stunned and subconsciously wondered: Could it be that I am the protagonist of the entire world? Otherwise, why do I have a halo?
And I couldn't help but laugh: "Old Sun himself doesn't know. I always thought it was the way that the golden elixir practiced by Lao Sun. How did you discover it?'
Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice: "Because I am the same as you now, my every move is like auspicious clouds and auspicious energy. Do you really think you have cultivated the great way of golden elixir?
So what: How beneficial is the memorization of the mantra? If you want to get rid of evil, you want to be cool. If you want to be cool, you can enjoy the bright moon from the Dantai. The moon hides the jade rabbit and the sun hides the black hair. What is the mantra of the Golden Elixir Avenue?
That so-called Golden Elixir Way means to be clear and bright, to enjoy the bright moon?’
Finally, Sun Yue couldn't help but grin and heard it. Since he had known that he had been plotted against, there was never the so-called golden elixir path he had practiced in the three realms.
Any random words to fool yourself are the formula of the Golden Pill Avenue? At the beginning, only one of you, a fool, would believe it.
Seventy-two transformations? Which of the immortals, demons and Buddhas in the three realms cannot change?
The only one who is a douyun, but he doesn't need to turn over like a monkey. However, he is a doujiu, but he can't escape from the palm of the Tathagata Buddha? He can also be caught up by Guanyin Bodhisattva in one step.
The so-called supernatural powers are so powerful that I was just a monkey who was being played with.
And as he said that, he found the residence of Mrs. Diyong.
I saw that the night that no one knew passed, and Mrs. Diyong became even more radiant, and Chu Chu was beautiful and charming, holding Tang Monk's hand in one hand, with thousands of delicate appearances and all kinds of charms instructed:
"Young guys, come and have a vegetarian banquet. I have eaten with Brother Tang Seng and got married. Now, I have broken through Taiyi Jinxian. Even Sun Wukong is here, I am not afraid of him, but I want to stay Brother Tang Seng for a few more days."
Tang Monk was hesitant, with obvious soreness in his waist and weak legs.
Then the mouse spirit looked at Tang Monk again and smiled and said, "Elder brother, Miao Ren'er, I'll make a glass of wine and have a glass of ** wine."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice immediately followed: "Husband, forget it, she has broken through Taiyi Jinxian now, you really can't do anything to her, let alone you don't fight with women, so you go directly to heaven to find King Li Tian."
Chapter completed!