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Chapter 312: The Daoist Splashing Cow's Hoofs, Madam Diyong's Hatred

Sun Yue originally wanted to ask, who slept in the same room with the "female Bodhisattva" that night?

But when he thought that if he asked, he would definitely be rebelled again, and said that he was always thinking about who would sleep in the same room with the female Bodhisattva, Sun Yue had to cut off his teeth.

Then on behalf of the second junior brother, the third junior brother nodded and said, "What the master said is that all the temples along the way are places where you can stay with peace of mind. (No one is normal. This time, let this female Bodhisattva deal with those bald donkeys."

At that moment, Sun Yue suddenly became more interested, and Tang Seng couldn't help but feel more interested.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong also understood.

Only Zhu Bajie hummed, and his mind was completely full of shit.

Tang Seng also said again: "Then you stand a little further. You are all ugly. Wait until I go and stay here first. If there is any convenience, I will call you."

The people along the way were used to listening. From the beginning, they met three people on the road. Tang Monk almost said that they were ugly all day long, so Sun Yue, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk didn't think anything.

But when Mrs. Di Yong heard this, her beautiful eyes couldn't help but feel a little stupid.

Then a few people stayed outside and waited with four people.

Tang Seng stepped forward, behind him were three male monster disciples, and a female monster with unknown powers, as well as a dragon.

Fear? But I have long forgotten what it feels like to be afraid of, but I can't help but wonder what monster will be in the temple this time?

It is impossible to be in the same group as the "female Bodhisattva"? If it is in the same group, there is no need for the "female Bodhisattva" to cut the road halfway and have to be picked up and come together.

Soon, Monk Tang walked to the temple and saw that the door was tilted and scattered, and the corridor was silent. The ancient silence was shabby, moss was everywhere in the courtyard, and the path was covered with artemisia, only fireflies and lights, and frogs were roaring.

The only light was actually some flying fireflies.

But the more dilapidated the walls and ruins the Huan, the more curious Tang Monk was. Could it be that there were no monsters in the temple this time? I slept with the "female Bodhisattva" that night. Who would be the one who would be pregnant?

Tang Monk continued to walk in. In a blink of an eye, he saw a bronze bell tucked into the ground. The upper part was as white as snow and the lower part was as green as indigo.

A flash of inspiration in my heart, and I realized in an instant that this bronze bell was just someone who meant "female Bodhisattva", which implied the upper half of the beauty, the lower half of the monster, and the previous half of the body buried in the soil. Isn't that what it means?

There are indeed monsters in this temple. I want to remind myself that the "female Bodhisattva" is a half-part monster. What does the half-part monster mean? It seems that it is not with the female Bodhisattva.

Tang Monk remained silent and couldn't help staring at the bronze bell and looked again and again. He didn't know that the "female Bodhisattva" had half of the name of Guanyin, but he was actually reminding him that the woman he picked up on the way was a monster.

At the same time, Sun Yue outside couldn't help but grin.

The ‘female Bodhisattva’ also saw a look of hatred flashing in her beautiful eyes. Which bald donkey dared to ruin her good deeds? It reminded the monk Tang?

The upper half of the copper bell is snow-white, and the lower half is stuck underground like green indigo, but it is just right when it comes to the lower half of the body buried in the soil, and the upper half is a beautiful Guanyin.

But I didn't expect Tang Seng to take a few glances silently, and didn't know whether he understood it or not.

But suddenly he reached forward and stroked and said, "Bell, you have hanged a tall building, and roared from a distance. You have also crowed and heard the dawn when the rooster crowed, and you have also sent dusk tonight.

But I don’t know where the Taoist who transformed copper will return, and the copper casting sergeant will live there. I want his life to return to the underworld, but he will be silent. Poor, pitiful. Amitabha!”

Sha Monk stared at him.

Zhu Bajie hums.

Sun Yue grinned again.

The little white dragon blinked the big horse's eyeballs.

The female Bodhisattva couldn't help but look at her beautiful eyes.

However, Tang Seng had just finished reciting the poem sadly, a brick suddenly flew out of the darkness, and a "boom" hit the bronze bell. There was a sudden loud noise, almost scaring Tang Seng.

But after only a moment of shock, I couldn't help but grit my teeth: "Is it the foolish Wukong? Or is the bad Bajie? Or is it the monk in this temple who deliberately teased me?"

So he retreated so much that he was scared again, but he happened to be tripped by the tree roots. He sat down on the ground and simply sat directly on the ground and continued, "Bell, I am just sighing at you. Suddenly, there was a jingle sound. I thought no one arrived on the road to the West, and I have become a sperm over the years."

However, this time the sound fell, a Taoist turned from behind the bronze bell, quietly stepped forward and helped Tang Seng and said, "Master, please come up. Don't do anything about the bell becoming a spirit. I just called the bell."

In an instant, Tang Monk couldn't help but feel disgusted and said, "It's true that you are the tragic Taoist splattering cows, and you are just trying to scare people with some insidious plots that pretend to be a god and a ghost. It's even more hateful than the hypocritical Buddha."

But I didn't know that there was the "female Bodhisattva" outside whom I was secretly gritting my teeth with him.

Sun Yueze grinned without any trace.

Tang Monk also said on purpose: "Are you a monster? You are so ugly and black. I am not an ordinary person. I am a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty. I have disciples who subdue dragons and tigers. If you hit them, your life will be difficult to survive."

The Taoist hurriedly knelt down and said, "Don't be afraid, lord. I am not a demon. I am the Taoist who serves incense in this temple. I just heard the master praise him and wanted to come out to greet him;

I'm afraid the master is a ghost knocking on the door, so I picked up a broken brick and hit the clock to shock me before I dared to come out. The master asked me to get up."

Tang Monk couldn't help but put his hands together and stood up: "You Taoists are too bad. The Buddha in the West is just hypocritical demons, but you are both sinister and hypocritical, and as hypocritical as the Buddha in the West."

But he said, "Abbot, you almost killed me. Take me in."

After a moment.

Tang Monk: "Taoist, you are so embarrassed in front of you, but why are you so neatly behind you?"

Taoist: "Master, there are many evil and powerful enemies in this mountain. When the sky is clear and bright, the mountain is robbed. When the sky is cloudy, he came to hide in the temple. He pushed the Buddha statue down and sat on the mat. The wood plant brought it to burn the fire.

The monks in this temple are weak, so they put all the broken houses in front of them and rested with those strong men, and re-created some donors, built a temple, and each of the Qing dynasties. This is a Western matter."

Tang Monk: "Amitabha! So that's the case. (In the West, what are the Taoists from the cult Taishang Taoism coming to the West for?

This world is always this world, and there is no saying that there is east, west, south and north. But sentient beings only have good and evil. You wait for the immortals and Buddhas to be evil.)”

A moment later, the lamas and monks in the temple first touched Tang Monk's nose and then grabbed Tang Monk's ears. It seemed that they had never seen such a handsome person.

Then talk for a moment.

...

Monk: "Where are the three great disciples?"

Tang Monk: "We are now serving outside the mountain gate. (I'm waiting to give you a surprise.)"

Monk: "Master, you don't know that there are tigers, wolves, monsters, and ghosts here. You dare not go out in the daytime, and you closed the door before the night. Why did you still put people outside? Apprentice, please come in quickly."

As a result, a little lama ran out immediately.

Guanyin Bodhisattva who knows where in the dark: It’s rare that you, a monkey, are in a good mood once, so I will accompany you, but I don’t know what’s going on in the prehistoric world now?

Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned his teeth.

As a result, the little lama saw Sun Yue clearly and was so scared that his legs became weak.

Seeing Zhu Bajie next to Sun Yue again, his legs became weak again, and then turned around and ran back.

From a distance, he shouted to Tang Seng quickly: "Grandpa, luck is low. Your apprentice is gone, there are only three or four monsters standing at the head of the door."

Tang Seng couldn't help but ask indifferently: "What does the monster look like?"

The little lama monk: "A thunder man's mouth, a thrust mouth, a green face and fangs, and there is a woman next to her, but she has a greasy and powdery face."

In an instant, the "female Bodhisattva" beside Sun Yue couldn't help but bit her teeth again: Dare to say that she was greasy and floury!
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