Chapter 210 Tang Seng's Brainstorm Will Be Played With Silly Six Ears
On the other side.
Sun Yue couldn't help but cooperate deliberately. More than thirty robbers killed only the two who were leading the way. Each of them made a hole in their heads, and the other little robbers fled in scattered.
Sun Yue simply didn't chase him. If he really wanted to kill himself, he wouldn't be able to escape.
Tang Monk was also extremely magical and rode the little white dragon and fled eastward.
But the key problem is that they both fled to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, but they continued to flee eastward, which made both goods stunned.
But then it was also a reaction. Could this master have been brainstorming?
So the two of them quickly stopped the little white dragon and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Where is the master going? You've gone the wrong direction!"
Of course, Tang Seng did it on purpose. He continued to show his lingering fear on his face and said, "Advisor, go and tell your senior brother as soon as possible to show his mercy and don't kill those robbers."
Zhu Bajie hummed, "It turns out they are some robbers, and they must have been killed by Monkey Brother's mourning stick again. I'll go and take a look and urge the old monk to say a few more words."
He hummed again on the surface: "Master, Monk Sha is waiting here, I'm an old pig to take a look."
Then he shook, ran a few steps and shouted far away: "Brother Monkey, Master, you can teach you not to hit someone."
Sun Yue really couldn't remember such a scene on the way to obtain the scriptures.
As a result, I couldn't help but deliberately grinning and said, "Bajie, which eye did you see Lao Sun hit someone?"
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "Where have the robbers been going?"
Sun Yue continued to grin and said, "Some of the small ones have dispersed, and the two heads are sleeping here."
Zhu Bajie has eaten many people in five hundred years, and sometimes he can't tell the difference between the dead and the dead. Sun Yue also thought about an unproven question.
That is, the second sister of the second sister of Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain lived well, but she didn't know how many hundreds or thousands of years she lived. Why did she die in less than a year as soon as she married into her?
So how did that second sister died? Could it be that she suddenly ate it for a day after she slept with her pigs?
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he couldn't help but shook it. He walked to the two robber leaders to take a look, and then groaned and said, "You two suffer from plague! You are so good that you have been staying up all night. You have worked so hard that you don't sleep anywhere else, but you sleep here."
After saying that, he saw that the two of them were motionless, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Brother Monkey, look, I'm with my old pig. I actually slept with my mouth open, and some sticky saliva came out."
Sun Yue also couldn't help but grin, knowing that Zhu Bajie had his mouth open when he slept, and not only did he sleep with his mouth open. In order to avenge Liusha River's beating, Sha Seng also pulled shit and urinated into his mouth.
As a result, the second senior brother was so magical that he didn't know at all. He woke up and smacked his lips and ate it. It was the reason why Sha Seng no longer remembered the revenge of Liusha River at that time.
Because I have already taken revenge, and it has been more than once.
So Sun Yue couldn't help but say strangely: "It was Lao Sun who beat the tofu with one stick."
Zhu Bajie hummed: "How can there be tofu in the head?"
Sun Yue grinned his teeth and said, "I'm going to shoot my brain."
Finally, Zhu Bajie's two small eyes turned and realized that the two robbers were actually killed by Monkey Brother. He turned around and shook them and ran towards Tang Monk (reported).
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Purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.
Guanyin Bodhisattva has strange beautiful eyes.
He couldn't help but sigh: "Oh! Your great saint, now I'm afraid that you just think about me and have no intention of seeking scriptures, and I haven't reacted until now."
After giving orders, the dragon girl returned to the Zizhu Forest to serve. She couldn't help but laugh strangely: "The Great Sage is afraid that the Bodhisattva will really have to be the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. The disciples want to see the Great Sage's Three Obediences and Four Virtues."
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On the other side.
Zhu Bajie began to shout to Tang Seng from afar: "Master, the robber has dispersed."
Tang Monk was silent and his heart moved, and Wukong was not fooled?
But on the surface, he started to speak again: "Amitabha! Good! Good! It's better if you didn't kill it, which way did the robber go? (How can you let the monster run away? I don't know where the monster came from?)"
Zhu Bajie shook, humming: "Brother Monkey has beaten the monster straight, where can he go?"
Tang Monk was silent for a moment and was happy in his heart, saying, "Why did you say that the robbers have separated?"
Zhu Bajie sat down on the ground and said, "All of them have been killed, why don't they disband?"
Sha Monk widened his eyes but acted as a loyal listener and pretended to be honest.
Little Bailong is also the true character of playing a horse without saying a word.
Tang Seng couldn't help but wonder again: "What do you think?"
Zhu Bajie hummed, "Two big holes were made on his head."
But after the words came, I thought Tang Monk was going to scold Brother Monkey who was walking.
Unexpectedly, Tang Seng clasped his hands seriously and started his hands and said, "Wujing, unpack the bag, get a few quotations, and buy two plasters, and put them on two holes in the robber's head."
Sha Seng couldn't help but glared at him with big eyes.
The little white dragon couldn't help but widen his eyes and fell on Tang Seng in an instant.
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Purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.
Finally, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips.
Then he sighed again: "Oh! You can't see the dragon girl. The soul of the Tang monk Jin Chanzi is afraid that you will be awakened by your great saint. When you finally get the scriptures, you will be really lively."
The dragon girl also agreed with a smile and asked, "Bodhisattva, the Golden Cicadazi rebelled against the Western Heaven Sect. In the end, the Buddha Tathagata will not demote his true spirit to the samsara again, right?"
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On the other side.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he also said directly: "The master is so unscrupulous. The plaster can only apply sores to the living. How can he apply holes on the dead's head?"
Tang Monk put his hands together and opened his hands and said seriously: "Is it really beaten to death? Alas! Amitabha! Bajie quickly used a rake and built a pit to bury it. The robber and I also recited the Sutra of the Converted First Sutra to save us;
Wukong, come and take incense and candles, and wait for me and the robbers to pray and recite scriptures."
As he said that, Sun Yuezi had already walked up to him. What he thought in his heart and saw in his eyes was really the same as what Guanyin Bodhisattva said.
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed: "But the master ordered the wrong person. It was the one who was killed by Monkey Brother. He should teach him to build a pit and bury it. How can I teach me that Lao Zhu is a geotechnician for him?"
Sun Yue also grinned his teeth and said, "The master is so ignorant. In the middle of the mountain, there is no village in front and no shop behind. Where can I get incense and candles? Even if I have money, I have nowhere to buy it."
When Tang Monk heard this, he simply ignored it, and then he picked up the soil and whispered in a low voice and said, "I wish you all the heroes, why do I pray to me?
I remember my disciple, a native of the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the West to seek scriptures according to the will of Emperor Taizong. When I came here, I would come here and have formed a group of people in this mountain.
I plead with kind words, "If you don't listen, you will become angry when you are good, but you will be hurt by the practitioners' sticks...
You wait until His Highness Senluo in the Underworld complains about Quju’s death, and remember that the person who killed you has his surname Sun, and my surname is Chen, but it has nothing to do with me. There is a wrongdoer and a debtor, so don’t sue me.
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Purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea.
Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but sigh again: "That monk Tang seems to be really useless. The ten-generation reincarnation has become the original Jinchanzi again. Your great saint must have an excuse to come to me again."
The dragon girl immediately bent her lips and smiled, "The disciple is also waiting for the Great Sage to go outside."
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Chapter completed!