Chapter 142 Fire Yang Jian's 1,200 Grass-headed Gods
But without expecting that the words would come, the little demon who had just passed by ran in and shouted, "Master, the trouble has come. Someone just shouted outside the door: Open the door! Open the door! Check the water meter."
The Bull Demon King couldn't help but have a weird eyeball: Check the water meter? What does it mean?
Red Boy also frowned and asked, "What water meter is checking?"
The little demon was confused: "I don't know, the king."
Red Boy: "Hmph! Ignore him for now, unless the Ergouzi is here. Wang Daniu, please continue, how can I play with the Ergouzi, and even more so, I can capture it without any effort?"
The Bull Demon King could not help but think of it again: "Since Guanyin Bodhisattva five hundred years ago made you Yang Jian look ugly in front of all living beings in the Three Realms, it obviously did not regard you as a personal opinion;
Since my son wants to be under the Guanyin Bodhisattva, he can only submit to the Guanyin Bodhisattva's preferences, and let you Yang Jian make a fool of yourself and make you angry again."
So the two big eyes moved and said, "King, I heard that Yang Jian is a moral man. Why not eat Zhu Bajie first, and then capture Yang Jian and strip them naked and tie them together."
Tang Monk immediately opened his hands and closed his eyes: "Amitabha!"
Red Boy frowned again and asked, "What is a moral man?"
The Bull Demon King also reacted instantly, wasn’t this a bad boy to teach his son? (Although it’s bad enough)
However, Sun Yue also thought seriously that normal men in these three realms, regardless of demons, would normally find someone to become husband and wife.
It was the Taishang Laojun of the Three Pure Daozu, who put his belt on an old vixen, and the two sons of the old vixen were even brought by his side. Obviously, it was impossible that it would not be okay.
Marshal Tianpeng was obviously not only with Fairy Nishang from the Moon Palace, but at least he had a second sister, Gao Cuilan, and I don’t know how many women he slept with.
Sha Monk, who rolls the curtains, can't be a place.
The Jade Emperor also has a Queen Mother, and the Kui Mulang also married the Jade Girl.
Natota Heavenly King Li Jing was also a couple, so he gave birth to the third prince of Nezha.
The Dragon King of the Four Seas, and every Dragon King also has a Dragon Po Dragon Girl, so the little white dragon was born.
The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, the Jade-faced Princess Jilei Mountain, the Nine-Headed Insect and Princess All Saints, and the obviously normal demons and immortals in the three realms will find someone to become husband and wife.
However, Yang Jian has the noble status of the Jade Emperor nephew of the Tian family, although he never admits that he is the Tian family.
And he is the god in his own right, with 1,200 grass-headed gods under his command, and six brothers from Meishan, six dog-legged men, who can be accompanied by hawks and dogs at any time.
But why don’t there not even be a woman fairy in Guanjiangkou?
Is it because Yang Jian doesn’t like women? Or is it because no one in the Three Realms is willing to follow Yang Jian? Yang Jian, who is proud and unwilling to admit his identity as the nephew of the Jade Emperor of the Tian family?
Or maybe Yang Jian also abstained from sex and converted to the Western Buddhism?
Especially when he looks at his outfit, he is handsome and handsome, with his ears falling on his shoulders, wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat, a light goose yellow collar, golden boots and dragon socks, and a jade belt and a ball of flowers and eight treasure makeup.
It is obviously not the clothes of a normal man. Is Yang Jian really a moral person?
As the Bull Demon King sneaked into the Fire Cloud Cave, Sun Yue would not miss the opportunity to watch the fun.
So when the Bull Demon King heard this, he couldn't help but cough twice, "Cough cough! King, this moral man, it's better not to say it. That is, men and women are called husband and wife when they are together, but if two men are together, they will be called moral man."
Red Boy still frowned: "Like my father, Sun Wukong, is with my mother?"
In an instant, the Bull Demon King's face turned black and he almost couldn't help but vomit: "Then Sun Wukong was as good as you, my son, back then! He didn't have the idea of having sex at all!
In the three realms, whether men and women, or fairies, there are all monsters in the eyes of the monkey. It looks like nothing different. The monkey doesn’t know what beauty is and what ugly is!
My old cow heard that in the Peach Garden, the monkey actually called the fairy in the seven-clothed clothes a monster. Now he has converted to Buddhism. I am afraid that he will never touch the female sex in the future...'
The Bull Demon King couldn't help but vomit blood in his heart, and he wanted to kick his son to death.
Then Red Boy said, "What you said is boring! I tricked a few firecrackers from Zhu Bajie. Before, Sun Wukong used firecrackers to blow me, and I also used firecrackers to blow this Zhu Bajie and the second dog."
Finally, Tang Seng couldn't help but recite Amitabha in his heart. He could have seen that the little demon named Wang Daniu was obviously not changed by Sun Yue, and he was not in the same group as the immortals and gods in the sky.
So when I heard this, I took a few steps forward and said to the Bull Demon King.
In an instant, Bull Demon King almost didn't even lose his chin.
Red Boy immediately snorted and said, "Seng Tang! Just say it, do you think I can't hear the whisper?
But what you said is a good idea, you can stuff the firecracker into Ergouzi's vaginal door and Nezha's vaginal door."
The Bull Demon King stared at Tang Monk in a daze, with a shocked face and said: "Are you really Tang Monk?"
Tang Monk simply ignored it: I am Tang Monk.
Unexpectedly, another little demon ran into the cave to report: "King, king, Yang Jian came with a thousand two hundred grass-headed gods, and also brought an eagle, a dog, and six dog legs!"
Red Boy turned around with his bare ass and said, "Okay! Wang Daniu, come out with me. After capturing Yang Jian, he will roast his eagle and dog."
In an instant, Bull Demon King couldn't help but tremble his lips again.
A fire cloud cave emerged in a blink of an eye.
I saw that the sky above the Huoyun Cave was filled with the grass-headed gods of Guanjiangkou standing all over the sky, like soldiers and generals coming to attack, making the Bull Demon King secretly unable to help but let out a fierce look:
'You, Yang Jian, really treats yourself as a god? You dare to bully me like this. Today, I am afraid that the more cruel you are, the more that female Bodhisattva of the five directions and five elders will like me!'
So without waiting for Hongbo to move up the red light, he hurriedly said to Hongbo's ear: "King, listen to me, you can make you feel so funny!
If you don’t believe me, go up and ask the Ergouzi: Who are you? You dare to come here to challenge?
The Ergouzi must have answered: I am the nephew of the Jade Emperor and I am the conferred title of King Erlang of Zhaohuilingxian.
Then you inspire him to fight alone, without fighting with him, just change and play at will, and he will abandon the magic weapon and compare changes with you;
If you change a worm, he will change a chicken; if you change a stone, he will change a stonemason; if you change a piece of iron, he will change a blacksmith, and finally burn his 1,200 grass-headed gods with the fire of the King Samadhi True Fire.
(I wonder if you change into a piece of shit, will Yang Jian become a dog?)”
The Bull Demon King said seriously on the surface, but he couldn't help but laugh again and again when he was really secretly.
Red Boy also heard a flash of light in his eyes: "Take it serious?"
The Bull Demon King immediately nodded seriously: "If you don't believe the king, you will know if you go up and try it."
When the Red Boy heard it, he directly held the fire-tip gun and went up the red light.
Chapter completed!