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On the relationship between pork and the moon (Pang Pang)

I am Pang Pang, and I have no books and no names at the starting point. It’s just because I have a good relationship with Mo Wu. I take care of his book review area when his family is busy. Fortunately, I didn’t scold me many times during this period, and I pretended that I didn’t see the ones who scolded me, and I wanted to see it but couldn’t see it, haha.

It has been a few years since Qidian Reading, so I also spend some Diandian to buy some chapters every month. After reading books, I naturally have to be careful, hehe, do you feel sorry?

Over time, I found some problems, that is, most good books are unhappy and often have illnesses and disasters. Friends who are interested in this vicious circle can think about it. There are many starting points for such examples.

But there are many people who can persevere. Here comes a problem. Any book that can persist in completing in hardship requires the author's perseverance, and the most important thing is . Why do I put quotes here? Because the reader I am talking about is not a general point, let alone the kind of person who clicks to read and clicks x to close the page. That is not a reader, but can only be considered a passerby.

My hometown is in the Northeast. People in the Northeast say they are straightforward, and there are a few stingy people among them. Hehe, this situation exists in any province.

When I have nothing to do, I will play the role of a roughly dividing the readers of Qidian into several types of Northeastern people. If you are patient, you might as well listen to me slowly. If you don’t want to see it, don’t throw bricks. I have a house, don’t want bricks anymore, hehe.

The first one is straightforward, the Northeastern man, that is, the one who speaks in the song, who praises the man, who live Lei Feng, who is enthusiastic about meeting each other, as long as you turn a temper, you will empty my pocket of money and eat and drink. For the sake of the man's appraisal, even if you are beaten up by your wife tomorrow with a broom and a bump, you will be fearlessly showing off.

Hehe, the fans of this kind of personality comparison are just one book, that is, the hardcore, never leaving, in Northeast dialect, it is called relationship steel.

The second type is subtle, and the appearance is a big girl from the Northeast. This kind of subtlety is like a green gauze tent, which means that the iron is not strong enough. The big girl pinchs her waist and points at the green gauze tent. You know what I want to do, and the girl will let you go.











You boy don’t know the heights of your eyebrows and eyes, and if you don’t follow me, I will leave.

Before leaving, I don’t know how to express my gratitude.

This corresponds to the fact that the plot is not in line with my own wishes every day. Do you want votes? If you want it, you can change it for me. You have to change it according to the old man's words. However, there are too many authors who have low eyebrows and deaf eyebrows. However, because the old man's opinions are not unified, the only thing that changes is the eunuch is changed is the ending of the eunuch. After all, there is only one emperor serving in the palace. Instead of being beaten and scolded by many scouts, it is better to go to the palace to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

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The third type: the picky type, and there are many representatives among the old ladies in Northeast China. The specific manifestation is that I think my mother lives older and eats more salt than you. What do you know? I will teach you what you do. Everything must be done according to the rules of the ancestors, but I don’t know that the rules of the ancestors have long been outdated, so I will hold on to the imperial calendar to limit the development of young people.

This kind of corresponding readers often regard themselves as being familiar with astronomy and geography, and think that literature is the most ancient and modern. Qidian's books are not worth reading, but they often come here, while reading and scolding the style of writing is not ancient, and yy harms people. They often jump out and say that the author, the writing style you wrote here is not clear, and what you wrote there is not consistent with reality. I am not happy to teach children. You are realistic, life is already difficult, and I am even more unhappy if you have to write, but why didn't you think of one thing, you are unhappy, are you unhappy, are you having a secret disease in your body and need to talk to a doctor? This is Qidian. Although there are many miracle doctors and famous doctors, they are all books.

It is better to have no books than to believe in books. Everyone knows this. Why do you have to link reality with novels?

The fourth type is laissez-faire: the old man from Northeast China.

Specifically, if you work hard for a lifetime, you can see everything openly. If you don’t have anything to do, you can see the scenery. You know that life doesn’t matter for decades. Being serious about everything hurts your heart and your braids will be sucked.

Why not look at the yangko in the Northeast for nothing? Young people have their own way of living. No matter how they play, they will succeed without mistakes. It seems that your aunt is the result of not making mistakes?

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This corresponds to senior readers. Most of them dive for ten thousand years. I read the books well, but I don’t know how to do it. I can’t let you surf the wind and clouds rise, and I think I will not move.

All the above are gossip. Please take a look at the jokes. The book review area is not lively. Pang Pang is ugly. Let’s talk about something useful below.

I talked about the Northeast for a long time and talked about the relationship between pork and tickets.

I can't write anything, I can only gossip, so I will talk about why I combine pork with voting to talk about things.

After seeing it, please don’t scold me. Anyway, I will also praise myself. Hey

In the northeast, during the Chinese New Year, pigs are slaughtered in rural areas, that is, to raise piglets in spring, and serve with leftovers. When the cold pigs are fat, it is time for the New Year to celebrate the New Year. It is a big deal. Slaughtering pigs is a big deal, and neighbors are indispensable. People with good harvests will also invite the opera troupe to come to him. Yangge opera and other big shows. If you enter here, it will be related to tickets. It costs money to invite the opera troupe. This is like a reader's subscription. Reading books is just like watching opera. It's the same as watching opera. So everyone has no say.

What’s your opinion? Anyway, I just have a metaphor. Hehe, after the performance, everyone has taken all the money. This is the wage. At this point, there is a situation. Among the people who are performing the opera, there will be one or two people who are not only working, but also carrying an extra piece of pork. Of course, the pork is not bought for money, but the owner gave it to him. Why would they give one or two of them, not all of them? Because if it is delivered, except for the food from neighbors, how can the owner celebrate the New Year? The owner also needs to eat meat, haha.

Why do these or two people carry meat? One is that they perform well and have good skills in performing skills. More importantly, they will have a relationship with their master. Everyone will say that they wish you a happy New Year, but it is also a skill to say that you are good or bad. You must listen to the master when you say it, right?! Haha, the master is comfortable, and the meat will naturally be there. The master is uncomfortable. Please, the wages have been paid. You should leave, haha.

The same is true for canvassing votes. Haha, I have been coaxing you and you, so I naturally have more votes. Of course, the premise is that I still have basic skills.

The above is to make friends happy, and then let me explain. I know Mo Wu very well. He doesn't say anything to ask others for help. No matter how difficult it is, he likes to resist alone. He is a stubborn donkey. We helped us write the canvassing words on the monthly vote list. Oh, it's so good to be face-saving and low-key. Although it's not a bad thing to do if you don't say it, you will inevitably be misunderstood (someone will misinterpret it if you say it, and sweat. This situation has happened.)

I also asked my friends to read the gossip I wrote randomly above and think about whether such an author is worth voting to support it! I think it is worth it! Friends who have come into contact with Mowumen also think it is worth it! What about you?
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