Chapter 98 Does Zhang Wei Have Money?
Zi Qiao Feng walked into the living room of 3603 in a hurry and saw Xia Yu fighting plants and zombies on the sofa. He was anxious and reached out to cover Xia Yu's hand.
Xia Yu shaved Zi Qiao, moved his hand away from the mouse, and said coldly: "Why are Zi Qiao? He suddenly tried to find a fight?"
Zi Qiao said with a serious look on her face: "Stop playing, Xia Yu, I tell you that something big happened."
"A big deal?" Xia Yu looked at Ziqiao suspiciously and said, "Did you have been amputated or ligated?"
Zi Qiao asked back, "Is there any difference between these two?"
"Limbing means that you can't have children after you have knotted." Xia Yu said seriously: "The amputation depends on whether you cut the front hoof or the back hoof or your whip. If you cut the whip, you can't have children."
Ziqiao leaned and said, "No matter whether he ligated or amputated, I can't give birth. I'm not a female creature."
Xia Yu said with a wicked smile: "Oh, it makes sense. I almost forgot that you are a man."
Zi Qiao rolled her eyes to Xia Yu, but he didn't pursue this kind of quarrel. The more he talked, the less he couldn't wash it, and the blackness that Prince's laundry detergent could not be washed back.
"Stop playing, I'll talk about the serious business." Zi Qiao said this and then said immediately, not even leaving one for the flies Xia Yu in the crack.
He said with great force, "Hu Yifei has a new love?"
"Yi Fei? New Love?"
Xia Yu knew it and thought that this new love was probably Yifei's boyfriend, Mr. Shen Linfeng, and Mr. Shen.
Ziqiao said: "Do you want to know the information about Yifei's new boyfriend? You can download it once for only 9 yuan, 9 Mao Jiu. And you will get free voice playback."
Xia Yu asked with a smile: "If you don't play it with voice, how do you want to tell me this information?"
"The handwriting board is 19.8. After all, my young master's handwriting is not so cheap that you can observe by a mortal."
When Ziqiao mentioned money, his hands were excitedly rubbing and rubbing at the devil's rhythm in front of his chest, while boasting about his words: "As the saying goes, 'Young Master Lu,' I am the word "Mr. Today, the price is broken, I can sell you 198."
"There are so many sacks on the bridge!" Xia Yu raised his hand and interrupted Ziqiao's strange inflammation, and began to Xiao Yan: "Didn't you say the price of the market? Why is it ten times more!"
"Oh, this is the difference between you mortals and us masters!"
Zi Qiao sighed, and Yazi was heartbroken: "As masters who are isolated from the world, we are determined not to deal with money. As the saying goes, it is not my money but my own thing.
But I also have the world in my heart, and I worry about the world before I worry about it. I can't bear to watch you suffer from the torture of money, so I have to give up my practice and trick me... No, I'm here to free you from the constraints of money.
We regard money as dung, so our view of money is the opposite of you mortals. Understand?"
"I don't understand it all."
Xia Yu shook the quilt with a string of sweet words to Nianhun's head and said, "You don't need to introduce it. I know what Yifei has a boyfriend and what his boyfriend's surname is."
Zi Qiao was shocked, but unexpectedly Xia Yu had already known it, and threw out his killer weapon: "Then you must not know how they met and how they developed into boyfriend and girlfriend. It only costs 200 yuan."
Xia Yu slowly opened his hand and said before pressing the [Start Restart] button: "They met in the apartment elevator. From meeting to meeting, they decided to determine the relationship for no more than three minutes. Am I right?"
Ziqiao felt his face hurt: "Damn! Who told you all this! It actually ruined my business opportunity!"
Xia Yu smiled mysteriously and said, "Did you forget? I know how to arithmetic. Zi, Chou, Yin and Mao, there is nothing that can escape my algorithm."
"cut!"
Seeing that Xia Yu had no business opportunities here and didn't cause trouble anymore, Zi Qiao watched Xia Yu play plants and zombies.
Seeing Xia Yu go down to teach the zombies to turn gray, accompanied by the pleasant BGM, Zi Qiao asked curiously: "This game is quite interesting."
Xia Yu said in surprise: "Have you never played it? Plants vs. Zombies are popular all over the world. Oh, I'm busy picking up girls for you." Zi Qiao explained that Xia Yu himself also figured out the reason.
Zi Qiao snapped her fingers and said, "Bingo! I have a lot of things to do every day, so how can I have time to take care of these things?"
“This game is also very popular among girls.”
Hearing this, Ziqiao became interested in this game, forced herself to the computer screen and asked, "Really?"
Xia Yu replied: "Well, I started playing in the sixth grade of elementary school."
Zi Qiao said ah. No matter how he looked at this game, it didn't look like it was a game that came out more than ten years ago.
Xia Yu realized that he had said the wrong thing. Xiao Liu started playing plants vs. zombies and it was his previous life!
At this moment, Xia Yu felt the feeling of Conan Edogawa's misfortune in front of Mori Ran.
Xia Yu forced himself to say something and returned: "My words are, elementary school students who are so popular that they are playing this game."
"Tsk! Elementary school students, it's boring."
Yifei opened the door and walked into 3603, and said with a smile: "Hi two."
Xia Yu asked politely: "Yifei looks very happy."
"Yes, Ziqiao must have told you why."
Yifei glared at Ziqiao with a slightly angry look.
Zi Qiao, a guy selling and spreading her gossip everywhere in the apartment, had long been spread to Yifei's ears.
Zi Qiao was trembling and felt relieved after seeing Yifei had no intention of pursuing it. But she didn't dare to speak, for fear that she would attract a slipper as soon as she said it.
Xia Yu asked, "Yifei, what are you looking for?"
"My boyfriend Shen Linfeng wants to invite everyone to dinner tomorrow night, and then take everyone to a charity auction the next Saturday. I'll announce it." Yifei said: "I have already told Yu Mo. Xia Yu, just wait for Zhang Wei to come back and be responsible for notifying Zhang Wei."
"If someone invites you to dinner, Zhang Wei will definitely go to the charity auction..."
Xia Yu remembered the fact that Zhang Wei held three fake charity parties in the original work to help Yu Mo recover from his emotional rehabilitation, but he did not lose all his money in full. He smiled and said, "I think Zhang Wei is more like a donated person than the one who donated."
"Zhang Wei... Alas," Yifei shook her head and said with disappointment: "It's obviously a handsome guy, but when she talks about money, she looks like a bear."
Xia Yu smiled and said, "You can't say that. If Zhang Wei is rich, Zhang Wei will lose his only charm - inspiration."
However, there is an unsolved mystery, where did Zhang Wei lend him 80,000 yuan to Teacher Zeng in the fourth season of the original work come from? And why do everyone in Love Apartment know that Zhang Wei is rich and is a Pixiu?
Xia Yu remembered that there was a mention in the post bar in his previous life and a certain book circle that Zhang Wei was not poor but was stingy. Then the money was saved by Zhang Wei.
But Zhang Wei himself mentioned: "I received my salary, paid my rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice, instant noodles, and found that my salary this month was white-collar workers again."
It can be seen that even if Zhang Wei saves money, he actually doesn’t have much money to save. Even if he saves 1,000 yuan a month, 80,000 yuan will have to be 80 months. Including the year-end bonus, it will take six years.
Xia Yu was stunned, calculated with his fingers, and said to himself: "Hey, after doing this, Zhang Wei could really save 80,000 yuan in the fourth season. Could it be that everyone in the apartment has calculated this?"
At this time, Yifei said: "Zhang Wei is actually a Pixiu, don't you know?"
Chapter completed!