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Chapter 84 Xia Yu, I am the one responsible for posting the bullet screen

But even though he knew that Xiaobo was a bad guy, Ziqiao's face was still so ugly.

Xia Yu said confused: "Why are you still lingering with that little wave? When did you change your taste and want to be a stepfather?"

"Who cares about this!" Ziqiao shouted: "What I care about is why I lost to that neo! This is unscientific!"

"Oh, you care about this."

Xia Yu nodded in a clear way and said, "Then I will compare you from an objective perspective."

Zi Qiao clapped her hands and said, "Okay, come on."

"In terms of appearance, he is taller than you. In terms of height, he is taller than you, 7cm. When you wear it, you are covered in street goods. The few pieces on him are not worth a few thousand yuan. In terms of figure, he is 55."

Ziqiao: "I can't compare to him in anything, right? This is impossible! Have you collected money?"

"Is this necessary?" Xia Yu snapped his fingers and said with a solemn expression: "The most important thing is that he has a kind of aura all over his body."

"I have aura, too."

Zi Qiao took out a bottle of spray and sprayed it on himself. He sniffed it very angrily: "How is it, it's thick enough."

Xia Yu slapped his nose and said, "It's not this. Let's put it this way, they are very high-end goods in supermarkets. At most, you are high-end goods in street stalls."

"Tsk! Kill your morale by gaining the might of the enemy."

Of course, Zi Qiao would not admit defeat, stood up and put on his ragged clothes, and said, "Fashion style? Haha, today I will let him know the charm of Caesar, the fashion industry, Kay Lagerfield! Zhang Wei, let's go, my brother will take you all the women that are popular today!"

When Zhang Wei heard that Ziqiao was going to take him for fun, he spread his legs and followed him...

Zhang Wei's happy laughter spread from the bar:

"Hey hey hey, Zi Qiao wait for me. Hey hey hey..."

Xia Yu shook his head and sighed, "This guy will cause a lot of trouble when he releases the world."

Not long after, the two of them returned to the bar wearing ink-splashed bed sheets.

Seeing the two guys who used ink sheets as black robes, Xia Yu now understood where the ink on Xiao Hei's telescope came from - Ziqiao put on this equipment to sneak into the night, and then the ink was stained with the telescope.

Poor little black.

Xia Yu clasped his hands together and observed a silence for Xiao Hei.

Yu Mo walked into the bar and was attracted by the two very eye-catching "Africans".

At the same time, she also saw that the two guys were actually Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei. She walked to Xia Yu and said, "Zi Qiao is trying to pick up girls again?"

"Well, don't say, he is quite useful. He joined hands with Zhang Wei to grab five."

Xia Yu raised his hand and hooked Yu Mo, gently placed her in his seat, and smiled softly, "Thank you for work."

"All right, I only know this sentence every day, and it's not new."

Yu Mo glanced at Xia Yu and said to the bartender who was being exposed to dog food: "Give me a cup of pearl milk tea."

Although this is a bar, there are still various drinks sold.

There is no way, I want a meal.

How can selling wine meet the diverse needs of customers?

Xia Yu said to the bartender in Cantonese: "Flying Pearl doesn't have to worry about tea when she leaves milk."

This bartender is from Guangdong Province. Xia Yu also knows a little about Cantonese. Xia Yu often speaks Cantonese with him.

Bartender: I'm so angry, please keep smiling.

"Don't worry about this idiot."

Yu Mo explained to the bartender, a little unhappy about Xia Yu playing with her, and stared at Xia Yu with resentful eyes. Obviously, if Xia Yu didn't give an explanation, there would be no good results today.

"Haha, I'm not worried about your figure. Drinking too much milk tea will make you lose weight."

The wrong answer. "I go to the gym with Yifei every weekend to shape my body."

"And eating pearl mixed milk tea can easily choke to death."

The wrong answer. "You think I'm a child!"

"I'll invite you today."

Correct answer. "Another appetizer."

Yu Mo's meaning was already very obvious, and Xia Yu also asked: "Where do you want to go for a date tonight?"

"I recently opened a new Western restaurant nearby. I heard that it is good and cheap, so I want to try it. I will drive you there later."

"Okay, I'll treat you."

Seeing that his little boyfriend was so sensible, Yu Mo nodded with peace of mind.

Although the confession made her feel a little insecure, she was very at ease on several dates and the little salted fish at home. She did whatever she asked her to do.

The only thing that made her dissatisfied was that Yu Mo had to ask for it herself every time she dated, or she had a vague hint, so that the little salted fish would thorn.

He never took the initiative, never once.

Although the damage caused by sudden stabbing is very high, she can score nine points every time she dates.

I didn't give him a lot because Yu Mo was afraid that he would be proud.

However, what Yu Mo Wei Er was not satisfied with was that if she suggested going shopping, or she would imply go shopping, Xia Yu locked herself in the room and beat her to death.

Every time I date, I either eat, play games, watch movies, playgrounds, or go shopping. Yu Mo almost felt monotonous.

[Xia Yu: Do you have any misunderstanding of the word monotony?

Yu Mo: You don’t understand.

Xia Yu:…………】

"Hi, Yu Mo, Xia Yu."

Youyou sat next to him with a small bottle of wine and teased, "I didn't bother you guys."

Xia Yu replied with a normal expression: "No. It's really rare, Youyou, you will come here."

"I haven't had any show recently, so I'm relatively idle. I want to come here to see you guys."

Youyou glanced at Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei who were picking up girls over there and said, "Are those two guys my big nephew and Zhang Wei?"

Xia Yu explained to Youyou: "Well. They are imitating outsiders to pick up girls, and it seems to be quite useful."

"Oh, my sister is jeopardizing society by letting him go. But at most, he can soak up the young and student girls. He will encounter some experience and connotation."

Youyou said, "Just just now, I was next to the toilet, I heard a woman and her best friend disliked her blind date partner who had a Chinese accent, and then threw the man away."

Yu Mo thought about it and said seriously: "So, it is important to learn Mandarin well."

“That’s right!”

Xia Yu looked weird. Why is this part so familiar?

It happened that Xiaoman had just released the animals and Guan Gu, who was doubting his life, walked past the three of them.

Yu Mo shouted: "Ah! Guan Gu..."

Guan Gu walked straight out of the bar with no vision or hearing.

Xia Yu: "Youyou, that woman is a Chinese teacher."

"Well, it seems. She said she was afraid that she would not be able to teach her children if she was distorted. How did you know?"

It was confirmed, Xia Yu said: "The woman you heard of Youyou should be the date Guan Gu."

"Ah?! You mean, the one in the woman's mouth, who has a sad Chinese pronunciation, is Guan Gu!"

Youyou secretly glanced at Guan Gu's departure route.

"Well, it's very likely that Guan Gu is going to date an elementary school Chinese teacher here today."

Yu Mo deeply sympathized with Guan Gu: "Because his accent was disliked, Guan Gu was too pitiful. He obviously had a good Chinese language."

"Oh, there's nothing we can do. This is how the voice of death love is. We can't change Guan Gu's accent. Let's see his luck. It's time for us to have supper."

Xia Yu held Yu Mo's hand, stood up slowly, and looked at Yu Mo with soft eyes.^_^

Yu Mo cooperated to stand up and said, "Oh, Youyou, let's go first. Bye."

"By bye, the date went smoothly."

After watching the two of them leave, Youyou glanced at the two "black" toothpaste spokespersons who were mingling with a group of girls.

She herself was alone and didn't want to stay here anymore, but there was nothing fun to go home.

After thinking about it, Youyou walked towards the Love Apartment.

"Go and tell Guan Gu about his date."
Chapter completed!
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