Chapter 23 Washing Machines
After the Yuyou appointment was broadcast, it was a long-term educational topic in society that had become more popular.
Teacher Zeng also made a little popular with the news that the news was appointing Ruyu.
As Lisa Rong said, "your moon, my heart" was transferred to the prime time.
Moreover, the director hired amateur emotional expert for Teacher Zeng to avoid accidents from being broadcast by Teacher Zeng.
After all, Teacher Zeng’s ability to deal with emotional problems is honestly not very good. (ー_ー)!!
Master obviously knows this very well, because it was because of this that he threw Teacher Zeng to the late night time.
With the support of emotional experts, Teacher Zeng also has a good host's skills and funny ability in the bitch world. Not to mention your moon, my heart is very popular, but it still has a good reputation at present.
"Brothers and sisters, I'm back!"
Teacher Zeng threw the bag and himself on the sofa, and he collapsed on the sofa like a salted fish.
Meijia greeted Teacher Zeng, walked to the balcony and shouted at 3601 and 3603: "Teacher Zeng is back!"
Teacher Zeng stood up from the sofa, shook the collar, and said to Mika with a "humble" smile:
"Hey Mika, keep a low profile. Don't be so grand. I'll be welcomed when I come back. Although I'm very popular now, I don't need to do this."
"Stop being so stinky and beautiful, Teacher Zeng." Meijia said.
"That's it." Ziqiao rushed out of the room and said to Teacher Zeng: "You don't think about it, at least Yifei won't come to welcome you."
"What do you mean by Mega?"
Mika said, "I'm not calling people to welcome you. It's about our entire sixth floor."
Teacher Zeng said in surprise: "What happened? I've only been out for a few hours?"
"Zhang Wei twisted his foot." Guan Gu said: "The elevator started repair today. Zhang Wei insisted on washing clothes today, so he carried the laundry basket to the laundry downstairs to want to wash clothes. But when he went downstairs, he was gala."
Teacher Zeng was so scared that he stretched his fingers into his mouth: "So miserable! Zhang Wei is okay!"
Ziqiao said carelessly: "I can't die. Yifei has already taken him to the hospital."
"But isn't he going to have another case recently? I remember that case has already begun."
Meijia smiled and said, "What hurts the feet and not the mouth. Besides, Zhang Wei is not a defense lawyer. There is no big problem."
Yifei walked in with the 3601 man and announced: "The doctor said that there is no need to ligate or cast, it's no big deal."
Xia Yu twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard these words.
Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu really didn’t make any mistakes in the official Guan Gu. You really deserve to be the person with the lowest presence and darkest skin in the love apartment with your "simple appearance", "slow personality" and "sloppy name".
[Zhang Wei: This has nothing to do with my dark skin! If you have the ability, don’t say it’s dark! Let’s compare others.
Xia Yu: Yes. We are whiter than you.
Zhang Wei vomited three liters of blood and died suddenly.]
Teacher Zeng was relieved when he heard that Zhang Wei had nothing to do and asked, "Then why are we gathering here now? Is there nuclear radiation next door or what?"
"That's right." Yifei said: "I want to improve the infrastructure of our apartment, which will help improve residents' living standards and improve their sense of happiness and satisfaction."
"You have too many ideological and political classes." Teacher Zeng stared at Yifei with a dead eye: "Speak human words."
"Simply put, I just buy a few washing machines and come back." Xia Yu said: "If there is a washing machine in our suite, we don't have to go to the laundry room downstairs when we wash clothes. It doesn't matter if Zhang Wei fell once or twice, but it won't be good if a girl falls."
"Yes." Yu Mo nodded and said, "And that elevator is very modern and has a sense of employment. It is often required to be repaired to avoid breaking and being eliminated. Well!"
"No, no, I think it is actually a reasonable strike." Ziqiao said seriously: "It is a check and repair, but isn't it just a massage?"
Yu Mo retorted unyieldingly: "Your massage will disassemble the body parts."
Xia Yu followed and said, "That's right, Ziqiao, I'll take it apart, do something inside, and then put it back, and then I'll get it back. That's the surgery."
Wan Yu looked at the three people who were arguing with some confusion and asked puzzled: "Why did they see an elevator as a human?"
Zhan Bo’s cool answer: “How do I know? It’s so naive.”
Yifei, who was a little troubled by Xia Yu and the other two, felt very relieved when she heard Zhan Bo’s words: It’s great, my brother has finally grown up.
But Zhan Bo's next sentence made Yifei fall out: "The elevator is not a Transformer, right? Wan Yu."
Wan Yu responded with a dry smile: "Yes, yes."
"stop!!"
Yifei shouted ┴┴︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┴┴, and stopped the noise.
Yifei said: "We are now discussing the washing machine. We are all serious."
Yu Mo stood behind Yifei and said, "I agree to buy it."
Funding is tight Ziqiao: "I..." But Ziqiao's little idea was strangled to death by Yifei on the stroller.
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"What we are discussing is not the question of whether to buy or not." Yifei said naturally: "What we need to discuss is how many units to buy and what brand of models to buy."
As he said that, Yifei took out a large stack of washing machine advertisement lists from the four-dimensional space and threw them on the desktop.
Teacher Zeng was frightened by the number of summer homework: "Damn! So many advertising lists! You robbed those staff who sent flyers!"
Meijia asked Yifei to answer: "These advertising lists are just a pile of department stores and supermarkets downstairs."
Guan Gu picked up an advertisement list and pronounced the words on it: "Kudo Shinichi (Chinese-Japanese Combination)"
Meijia corrected: "Guan Gu is a drum washing machine."
"Oh, the trouser pocket washing machine." Guan Gu felt chilled: "Is this a special trouser pocket washing? Why does Tianchao have such a washing machine!"
Mika: "It's a roller! Not a pants D...Oh!"
Xia Yu smiled and suggested: "Buy two units, one for boys and one for girls." He used this to divert the topic.
Yu Mo said: "For the price, boys and girls will be fine with the AA they want to use."
Yifei looked at the boys and said, "Do you have any objections?"
"I have no objection. And I don't have to go down to wash clothes and get clothes. I support it." Xia Yu said: "But leave the model selection to you girls."
Yu Mo smiled and said, "That's of course. I don't agree if you guys want to get involved."
Zhan Bo naturally dared not disobey Yifei and would not object to Wan Yu: "I agree too."
Teacher Zeng said, "My clothes are always hand-washed without a washing machine, so I don't have to pay."
"Teacher Zeng, you actually wash your hands!" Yu Mo was shocked. She only now knew that Teacher Zeng was washing clothes by hand.
Yifei explained to Yu Mo: "He is a Virgo and has a virginity."
"oh oh."
Everyone looked at Ziqiao and Guan Gu who had not expressed their opinions yet.
The two of them were unwilling to buy it. Because of the money problem, one was poor recently, while the other was not rich.
Ziqiao said: "I don't want to, but there is a question: where should I put it after I buy the washing machine?"
Yifei Meijia Yumo said, "Tsk! Then you need to ask, of course you should put it on 36023/13/12."
All three of them mentioned two suites, but they just didn't mention the suite they lived in. This was very embarrassing.
The atmosphere solidified instantly.
The air began to smell the fireworks of the battlefield. In the ears, the unfamiliar sound of gunfire sounded again.
"Uh..." Looking at the three women who were in awe of war in their eyes, Xia Yu said: "Why do you better go to 3601 to discuss this issue before buying a washing machine?"
"Well, it makes sense. Yu Mo, Mika, let's go."
The three of them left, and Wan Yu and Zhan Bo couldn't have chatted with a group of big men, so they also followed Yifei to 3601.
Oh, is there something wrong?
Oh, no problem, then.
Seeing the women leaving, Xia Yu asked Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, don't you want to buy it?"
"Where did I get the money, brother?" Ziqiao said: "Even if it is evenly distributed, it will cost at least a few hundred. This is not money, it is a fatal disaster. Besides, the day after tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I will still have to leave some money to pick up girls at that time."
"Oh yes, today is the 11th." Xia Yu said: "Then, tomorrow is Mika's birthday."
Ziqiao: "Oh. Is that true?!"
Teacher Zeng said, "Zi Qiao, what gift are you going to give?"
Zi Qiao smiled and said, "Why do you want to give gifts? Valentine's Day is approaching now, prices are soaring, and buying gifts is not cost-effective."
Guan Gu stood up for Mika! "How can you do this, Zi Qiao!"
Xia Yu shaved Zi Qiao: "You won't buy a gift in advance, brother. And if you give a gift now, maybe Mijia will forgive you, so that your life will be easier in the future."
Zi Qiao was a little moved: "It makes sense to hear you say this. Maybe I won't have to eat vegetarian food every day. I can also eat meat like Guan Gu. Hehehe!"
Imagine the wonderful life in the future, Zi Qiao came to Xia Yu and said, "Brother Yu, please lend me some money."
Chapter completed!