QQQQQQQ!!!

"Xia Yu! Open the door! Open the door! Help!!!"

"What's wrong?!!"

The deathly urged the call out of the quilt, and Xia Yu had a headphone hanging around his neck.

Seeing Ziqiao crying and like a relative coming, Xia Yu was so shocked that his headphones almost fell to the ground.

Zi Qiao held Xia Yu's arm hard, pushed Xia Yu in and kicked him to close the door

"Brother, you must help me this time."

"Ling Jing Jing Jing Zi Qiao, what happened? Haven't you been doing well recently? You even returned the 2,000 yuan I had to pay me back a few hours ago."

Zi Qiao stopped his emotions and said, "That's right. Mika and I fought against the landlord in 3602. But in order to make Guan Gu win money, Mika defeated QQ again at 745, and destroyed zhà again at 119. I have lost twenty games in a row. If I continue playing, I will even export my underwear!"

"Then you can also make up rules. What's the difficulty? Aren't you very good at fooling around?"

When Zi Qiao heard this, she was shocked and suddenly realized it. She clapped her hands and said, "Yes! Why didn't I expect it!"

"You're stupid."

"Thank you! Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years! I will go back and fight Mika for another 300 rounds!"

But a few hours later, Ziqiao was defeated by Mika.

The rules Zi Qiao thought of were too regular, unlike Mika who threw out all the "eating", "touching cards", "eating people on eleven days of holidays, Guan Gu can escape seven cards" and so on.

Therefore, Ziqiao's methods can at most extend his survival time.

Teacher Zeng: "Xia Yu, I just saw Ziqiao running out in a daze. Do you know what's going on?"

Xia Yu glanced at Meijia next to him and said, "Ask Meijia."

Mika smiled awkwardly: "Hahahaha..."

This surprised Xia Yu a little. Mei Jia didn't laugh at Ziqiao with gloating.

Fortunately, Yifei came to save Meijia at this time: "Hey hey hey! They are all here! You should really go to Zhanbo Company with me to see how good I performed!"

Teacher Zeng is picking on the daily routine: "Hey, why are you going to steal the show? Didn't you agree that the protagonist today is Wan Yu's?"

Xia Yu smiled and said, "The protagonist is Wan Yu? Then Zhan Bo is just a little Bozi who shouts 666 behind the protagonist."

"It doesn't matter what role Zhan Bo is." Yi Fei refuted Teacher Zeng with a reasonable and well-founded rebuttal: "What's important is that the protagonist also needs a rival in love, that's me. My slap was definitely soft and hard, with hardness and hatred, with affection in hatred, with endless affection, which shows the strong accusation of postmodern women against this cold society!"

"Okay, take a break, your slap master! Do you want me to give you an Oscar Best Slap Award!"

Yifei followed the title given by Teacher Zeng and said confidently: "I tell you, it's not a question of whether I won the Oscars, but a question of how many I got."

When saying this, Yifei paired it with a very murderous knife to scrape her eyes, which made Teacher Zeng dare not speak.

"Mina San!!"

Guan Gu broke in in a big black cloak. When this very beautiful vision was presented to everyone, he also added the appearance action - swaying the cloak!

When Mika saw Guan Gu's look, she couldn't help but squirt: "I have a very bad premonition."

Xia Yu whispered to Mika and said, "You feel right!" - looking for a fight. Then Mika pushed her back with one hand.

"Wow, today is really an Oscar. Guan Gu, what are you playing, God of Gambling?"

"Yifei, you said it wrong. I'm not a god of gambling." Guan Gu blew a very realistic breath of cigarettes, spread his hands, and leaked his domineering sideways:

"I am the god of gambling!"

"Now, all the cats and dogs dare to call themselves the god of gambling." Teacher Zeng's nose was almost sending between his eyebrows to his hairline: "If you are the god of gambling, then I'm going to bet."

Seeing that Teacher Zeng could not put up a single word about Tianbadongbatua for a long time, Xia Yu whispered: "Grandmaster."

Teacher Zeng subconsciously threw the first Chinese that came out of his mind: "Yes! I'm just betting on Dadu! uuu………………………………………………….”

Teacher Zeng's face froze, and he had already imagined reality in his mind -

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Everyone: "Ahhhhhhh!!!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian! You are fake in your Mandarin Level 2 A certificate!" "It's so good that Teacher Zeng!!"

"You! Xia Yu, you are still laughing! What kind of governor!"

Teacher Zeng almost shouted, "I'm so angry." He slapped Xia Yu in shame and anger.

Xia Yu raised his hand to block Teacher Zeng's shy palm, and laughed so hard that he even said: "I, I didn't. I didn't expect you to be able to read it......Ah hahahaha!!!"

Guan Gu: "hhhhh…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Although Teacher Zeng did not study well, Guan Gu still felt the enemy's aura and said to Teacher Zeng: "It seems you want to have a chance to have a chance with me."

"snort!"

Teacher Zeng took a pose that he thought he was actually quite handsome, holding one hand on the armrest of the sofa, and turned halfway towards Guan Gu: "Dice or Paijiu."

"Direlor."

Yifei said in surprise: "Guan Gu, you can still fight against the landlord like this! I look at you with admiration."

"Hehe, I've won more than you. I found that I have a superpower, which means that no matter what the card is, the winning rate is 90%.

Yifei said in surprise: "Doudizhu's 90% winning rate is great. Happy beans alone can earn billions of dollars."

Meijia, who knew from the bottom of her heart, got the 90% winning rate and quickly made up for it: "Guan Gu Guan Gu, let's go back, I'll play with you! There's no poker here!"

"Who said there was no!!"

Teacher Zeng actually carried a deck of poker with him and raised his fifty-four poker cards in one hand: "Apart from Yamamoto 56, I have never seen a Neon man with such a big tone!"

"Haha, it seems that you won't hit the wall and go into the coffin. OK, I'll accompany you for a while."

Guan Gu spit out the cigarette that had not caught fire in his mouth into the trash can, sat on the single sofa, and stretched out his hand in front of his mouth.

Xia Yu reminded him: "Guan Gu, you have vomited your cigarette."

"Oh? Is it?" Although he lost his momentum, Guan Gu quickly found him: "Don't get along! Mika, drink a drink! Teacher Zeng, fight!"

Teacher Zeng glanced at the people present, and said while dealing cards: "Three missing one, who is going to play?"

Meijia: "Teacher Zeng, three missing one is not used like this."

Yifei: "I'll do it!"

But Xia Yuren didn't talk much, and grabbed all the cards distributed by Teacher Zeng in his hand with lightning speed.

"Sheit!! Xia Yu, you are looking for trouble!!"

Xia Yu smiled and said, "It's a good world! {Cantonese}"

Yifei raised her legs up in dissatisfaction and said sarcastically: "You are the fastest man in the world."

"Cough cough cough!!" Xia Yu, who was proud just now, almost choked to death: "Yifei, I can sue you for slander. And I can also ask a man named Awei to sue you, the charge is to deprive others of honor."

Guan Gu said seriously: "Xia Yujun, Yifeijun, don't interfere with the normal game."

In the first game, Guan Gu is the landlord, and Teacher Zeng and Xia Yu are farmers.

Guan Gu: "I'll go out first! One-on-3!"

Teacher Zeng: "Yes 5."

Xia Yu: "Yes 7."

Guan Gu: "A pair of q."

Teacher Zeng: "No."

"Don't you want this?" Guan Gu swept to the 5 and Xia Yu's 7 that Teacher Zeng had just played, and said with a smile: "Oh oh oh, 5 and 7 are gone. No wonder they can't get the BMW 745." The last sentence was a low voice to the staff officer? Meijia said.

This inexplicable sentence made Teacher Zeng and Yifei look embarrassed: "What are you two saying?"

Mika: "Nothing is fine, she said you played well."

Xia Yu: "To K."

Guan Gu didn't want it, so Xia Yu continued to play: "345678910JqKa."

"Damn! Ayu, what kind of card do you do?" Teacher Zeng was directly frightened by his teammates.

"Thank you for having me as your teammate. There is only one card left."

Teacher Zeng glanced at the big monster in Xia Yu's hand, and then looked at the 15 cards in his hand speechlessly. Emmmm…………It’s great to win.

Guan Gu had no explosives in his hands, nor could he catch a long snake, so he had no choice but to pass.

"First win, first    blood!"

In the second plate, Xia Yu became the landlord.

Xia Yu: "4455667788991010JJqq."

Teacher Zeng almost spit out an old blood: "Xia Yu, you are cheating."

Xia Yu is also very innocent. He doesn't want to do anything, and he doesn't have any room for Guan Guxiu: "You're giving me cards, ask yourself."
To be continued...