Chapter 604 You are a sister paper
2.14 Bar.
"It's all your fault! Why are you quarrels in front of Yifei yesterday?! Commander Quanshui stood and spoke without any pain in his back!"
Teacher Zeng roared at Xia Yu, swearing to retaliate all the pain and anger he suffered last night. The output is all based on roaring. Ziqiao is not here, but Teacher Zeng is now caught by one.
Zhan Bo next to him was frightened by Teacher Zeng's attitude, as if he had turned into a folded rabbit and tried hard to retreat into Wan Yu's arms. He was sure he was not taking advantage of the situation (hilarious.jpg)
Xia Yu had no fear and expressionless expression on his face, and even wanted to laugh a little. Yun Danfeng said lightly: "Oh, you can't miss it. Teacher Zeng, what did you talk about with Yifei last night? Is it harmonious in the end?"
Xia Yu took the initiative to mention Teacher Zeng and shouted, "I'm still talking! I tried to persuade Yifei to stop! My mouth was about to get worn out and I drank several bottles of water."
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Also drink water? Isn't you afraid of the bad signs of being covered with wet towel yesterday? Is the ratio of free water and combined water in your body still alive?"
"Okay, don't bully Teacher Zeng, he is also pitiful."
Yu Mo patted Xia Yu away and asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, does Yifei really want to wear rabbit girl costume today?"
"No, I persuaded her to dispel this dangerous idea."
Speaking to Yu Mo, Teacher Zeng suppressed his excitement and said in a gentle tone: "That combination is too scary to think about it. Do you dare to think about it?"
Xia Yu, Mo Zhanbo shook his head together. Not to mention imagination, just hearing this combination of words, I felt a strange and dark omen enveloped them.
But there is really a bold one-
Wan Yu slapped Zhan Bo's thigh with stars in his eyes, and said excitedly: "I dare to think about it! I really want to see Feifei wearing rabbit costumes!! Teacher Zeng blames you!"
Teacher Zeng looked at Zhan Bo in horror, his eyes full of confusion and questioning.
Zhan Bo was helpless and explained: "Wan Yu heard this super gossip from Youyou last night so excited that he couldn't sleep all night!"
Wan Yu smiled and said, "That's not, the picture of Feifei wearing this kind of clothes is rare for thousands of years. Shouldn't you expect it?"
The four of them shook their heads at Wan Yu at the same time.
"Wan Yu, your taste... is really special." Xia Yu's poker face, which had just been sprayed with saliva by Teacher Zeng, now collapsed, and appeared as a spider-web-like crack.
Wan Yu hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem he had on his body, and said to Zhan Bo: "Zhan Bo, when we first met, you told me that Fei Fei was as quiet as a virgin as a mad rabbit. But I only saw half of it. This opportunity was so rare, and I had to fill in one eighth of it anyway."
Zhan Bo said in confusion: "Wan Yu, you are not right. If you see my sister's movements like a crazy rabbit, then you don't have to go see the rabbit."
"Oh, why are you so stupid? I only saw the four words "Zi Xing is crazy", that is..."
Wan Yu paused immediately when he said this, and then glanced around and confirmed that Yifei was not here before continuing: "He moves like a madman." He lowered his voice and body.
Everyone: "…………” The heart suddenly stopped and then jumped wildly and trembled.
Xia Yu raised his hand to cover his little heart, and covered Yu Mo's belly with the other hand to protect the baby.
Yu Mo said, "Wan Yu, you really dare to say that. I respect you as a girl."
"It is worthy of the Chinese language level of inventing the word "ugly" and "special ugliness"... Wan Yu, I also respect you as a girl."
"Thanks!"
The two of them have strong psychological qualities and can raise their glasses to have fun with Wan Yu.
However, Zhan Bo and Teacher Zeng did not have such professional psychological qualities. The two were already scared into a pile of soft mud lying on the sofa.
[Zhanbo: My sister is everywhere.
Teacher Zeng: She evolved into gas.]
Ziqiao and Mika walked into the bar shoulder to shoulder.
Mika was taking a cell phone while shooting, with a silly mother's smile on her face, and stroking her hands on her belly, and said with a smile: "Baby, this is the bar where mothers often check in! There is the bar counter over there, and there is the dancing steel pipe over there! Those handsome guys are bartenders and waiters."
As soon as I walked into the bar, Meijia's excitement index soared to several levels, and she quickly stepped down and left Ziqiao behind.
Zi Qiao smiled and walked a few steps to follow, saying to Meijia, "Meijia, go slowly. Be careful not to fall."
"Yeah, OK Zi Qiao."
Meijia slowed down as she spoke, but in fact she had already walked to the sofa where Xia Yu and others were sitting.
"And what about them are mothers' old friends!"
The somewhat stiff atmosphere between the people just now was broken by Mika's active interruption.
Wan Yu asked, "What are you doing in Meijia?"
Meijia replied with a smile: "I am recommending this beautiful world for my baby and doing early education for my baby. This is the Valentine's Day program that Ziqiao and I discussed today."
He raised his eyebrows in surprise and Zhan Bo said, "Early teaching you to come to the bar to do it? What kind of sexy operation is this?"
Teacher Zeng laughed and said, "Hahahahaha, early childhood education amway bar, do you need to teach children to play dice with fists?"
Xia Yu said: "According to this logic, you can learn pole dancing in elementary school, and drink until you drink a thousand cups in middle school. Women can make mistakes when they change their age."
Zi Qiao helped Meijia sit down together, and replied after hearing this: "It's not impossible. Meijia's children and I are special and cannot be taught according to the traditional methods of parents."
"What are you going to do? Let's learn it." Yu Mo asked, wanting to learn the scriptures.
Xia Yu was too lazy to talk about Yu Mo, so he rolled his eyes: Who can’t learn from? Learn from Qiao Jia?
But speaking of this, Xia Yu and Yu Mo have not discussed how to raise children in the future. After all, even if you are a man or a woman, you still don’t know.
[Xia Yu: There is a saying in "On Yu" that the daughter is the father's little cotton-padded jacket, and the son is just a towel and quilt that was thrown out.]
After hearing someone asked, Mei Jia became more excited and replied with a smile: "We decided that I will be responsible for the baby's IQ in the future, and Ziqiao will be responsible for the baby's emotional intelligence. We will take a two-pronged approach."
Ziqiao said: "The first step in my emotional intelligence teaching is to teach my baby how to identify scumbags."
"Let's teach your baby how to identify scumbags now?" Xia Yu had a big question mark on his head, and he curled up a small corner of his mouth with a tense face, and asked, "It's true that he is your child. But how do you know that your baby is a girl?"
"Of course we know."
Meijia said: "I believe that the baby is a woman, and Ziqiao believes that the baby is a man. So we decided to toss a coin once a day. From the time I got pregnant, we have thrown coins in total, and each time it is a woman!"
Habitually, I didn't worry about Mika's mathematical problems.
Wan Yu said in surprise: "Oh my God! Every time I am a woman? So accurate?"
"Is it? It's amazing! This must be God's instructions! Tell me in advance that I will have a daughter."
"Yeah!!" Wan Yu secretly wanted to change his beliefs in his heart.
【Wan Yu: ihaveain, ihaveatarotcard.Ou,tarotin.】
Wan Yu didn't have much doubt or even shook his views. But others didn't believe that such a low-probability event would happen, and Zi Qiao's face, like coal, was next to him.
Xia Yu looked at Zi Qiao with inquiring eyes, and Zi Qiao smiled and didn't expose it.
But this smile is enough to tell a lot of things.
With the "IQ" of Migain's "Director" playing the Love Apartment with chess, it is not surprising that a coin can be played in a variety of ways.
Chapter completed!