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Chapter 56 Xia Yu, I'm Not Normal

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Teacher Zeng returned a stack of envelopes containing money to Meijia and said, "Meijia, why did you pay the rent for two months in one go? Our rent is paid monthly."

"No, no, no, this is a normal part of the person." Meijia said in a cold tone.

Everyone was surprised, and what worries them the most was still happening.

"Well..." Teacher Zeng asked tentatively: "Don't you and Ziqiao move in with each other, will the rent be reduced by half?"

Meijia pushed the money back and said, "Sorry, since a long time ago, I have nothing to do with Lu Ziqiao! So I will pay as much as I should. I have a salary. If he can't afford the rent, please ask Teacher Zeng, your resident committee to do a routine job and he will get out!" The last sentence of Meijia almost yelled.

Wan Yu shook Meijia's hand gently and said softly: "Meijia, you are still angry with Ziqiao. It's been so long, is it?"

"I thought of living with him, and I wouldn't do anything for any discount! That scum is a piece of Xiang cooked in the sewer! Don't disgust me!!"

After saying that, Mika got up and left.

Wan Yu looked at Meijia's back with some fear and said, "Mijia seems to be being provoked very fiercely this time."

"Oh, God will not die, but people will die." Xia Yu shook his head and said, "I have already asked Tang Youyou to replace Meijia. I hope I can attract some firepower to prevent Meijia from exploding. But I didn't expect that the two of them would have to have a big fight when they returned to the apartment. Now, the amount of resentment towards Ziqiao in Mijia's heart has changed to a qualitative change."

Yu Mo said, "What you said seems to make sense."

Xia Yu raised his brow to Yu Mo and smiled, "Of course, I am a pig's trotter, and everything I say has to make sense. Just like Naruto Uzumaki, you are good at speaking but not acting."

【: Never seen such a shameless person.】

Ziqiao ran over with a small bag and said to Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, as you said, I bought the gift of apology."

Teacher Zeng pointed at Mika and smiled at Ziqiao, "It's very good. Mika is there, hurry up and apologize."

Zi Qiao excitedly patted the bag in her hand and shouted loudly: "Okay!"

"Wait a minute!" Xia Yu called Ziqiao, stretched out his hand and pulled him back, saying, "What gift did you buy for Meijia? It's not a baby, right?"

Ziqiao's face froze suddenly: "How do you know?"

"Wow! Xia Yu, you might be the reincarnation of Liu Bowen!" Teacher Zeng said in surprise: "How did I find that you can guess anything."

Zhang Wei's eyes rolled, and with a flattering smile, he pulled Xia Yu's sleeve and said, "Hey Xia Yu, help me calculate the winning numbers for the next issue and the next issue. And when can I get out of singleness?"

Yu Mo smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, one period is not enough, you still want to win the third period."

Zhang Wei said excitedly: "I have recently discounted the lottery tickets!"

Zi Qiao said excitedly: "There are such good things! Why don't the lottery I bought just now?"

But Teacher Zeng felt that his worldview was about to collapse: "How is it possible! Can lottery still be discounted?!"

Zhang Wei explained: "It's true! It's right at the lottery booth at the door of the apartment! It's clearly written at the door, buy lottery tickets at a discount!"

Ziqiao immediately cut it off and said to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, I just came out there. I learned from the girl who worked there that the ‘discount’ was just an eye-catching marketing scam. In fact, it was because the lottery booth was about to be moved, and the new lottery booth was just at the corner of the road. So we should buy lottery tickets for discounts in the future, that is, turn the corner and buy them at the new lottery booth."

Zhang Wei slapped his thigh and said indignantly: "How can this be done! Isn't this deceiving consumers? No, I want to sue them!"

"Okay, OK, Zhang Wei, don't be angry. Although you don't buy lottery tickets, I can still tell you a fortune."

Zhang Wei said: "If you can really figure out what code you will find in the lottery later, I will buy it now!"

"This is not possible. I am not responsible for gold and silver affairs such as lottery. Go and find if there is any Buddha responsible for this piece. I will tell me." Xia Yu smiled and said, "But I can help you calculate a fortune in love, I am good at this. I will calculate it for you. Zi Chou Yin Mao becomes Si Wu Wei..."

Everyone: "…………”

"Okay, it's calculated!"

Zhang Wei said excitedly: "Really, really! Tell me quickly!"

Xia Yu smiled and said, "In 2014, you will meet your dream lover. She is also a lawyer."

Zhang Wei said with some loss: "2014, it's too late... It's only 2009 now."

Seeing that Zhang Wei really believed it, Teacher Zeng stared at Xia Yu with a dead fish eye and said, "Xia Yu, don't be blind, Zhang Wei is really serious."

"How do you know if I'm saying fake?" Xia Yu took a sip of wine lightly and smiled sinisterly: "Teacher Zeng, I'll also help you with a fortune teller. In the near future, you will meet the woman who has cuckolded you again."

"Stop making fun of it! This joke is not fun at all!!!"

He said this, but for some reason, Teacher Zeng felt a hint of chill on the back of his neck.

This is not true...

During this period, Wan Yu touched the doll in the bag in Qiao's hand and said to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, why did you buy this? I borrowed you 500 yuan!"

"Well, I want to buy a lottery and win a jackpot to Mika to give Mika a bigger surprise. But who knows………"

"Okay OK, stop talking!"

Wan Yu turned his head depressedly and asked Xia Yu: "Xia Yu, do you have any alternative?"

"Now Mika is angry, nothing is useless to do."

Xia Yu said calmly: "My suggestion is to use time to dilute everything."

Zi Qiao clapped her palm anxiously and said, "Don't, brother, I can't wait!"

Xia Yu stared at Zi Qiao with his eyes squintingly and said, "Why? If you can't wait, rely on your hands!"

Teacher Zeng & Zhang Wei: "Puff!!"

"Oh, it's not this!" Ziqiao said anxiously: "If Meijia doesn't get back with me, the rent will be reduced by half and the water and electricity will be gone! Where can I get the money to pay the rent!"

Seeing that no one answered, Ziqiao decided to be a living person and walked over with the doll to apologize to Mika.

But not long after, Mika left Ziqiao and left. She still had that face stiff.

Zi Qiao came back with a depressed look on her face, picked up a bottle of wine that no one had touched before, and took a big sip.

"Zi Qiao, apologize must be sincere. You must remember three points." Teacher Zeng said: "First, correct your attitude, you must apologize actively if you are a man. Second, you must strictly implement the next plan B. Never waste my painstaking efforts for you."

Zi Qiao asked, "What plan B?"

"This..." Teacher Zeng took a sigh of embarrassment and said, "I haven't thought about it yet."

Zi Qiao couldn't help feeling disappointed, but then asked again: "What about the third one?"

"Third!" Wan Yu snatched the end of the conversation and said, "You owe me another five hundred yuan."

Zi Qiao was embarrassed for a moment and looked away at Wan Yu.

Wan Yu picked up her small shoulder bag and walked away: "I have something to do, so I'll go back to the apartment first, bye."

"bye."

Zi Qiao came to Zhang Wei and smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, can you lend me some money first?"

"Zi Qiao, you don't know my situation." Zhang Wei said: "Just my salary, if you pay the rent, water and electricity, there will be nothing left. If you lend it to you, I will have to eat the northwest wind."

Seeing that Ziqiao's eyes gradually shifted to himself, Yu Mo said with a very fast speed: "I just bought a new brand-name bag recently, and I paid for it with a loan. So there was no money anymore."

"Oh, okay, I'm going to die!"

Zi Qiao sighed, turned her head and walked away.

Xia Yu shouted to Ziqiao in a daze: "Hey! Can't you see me? Am I a human? Why don't you lend me something from me?!"

Zi Qiao paused, smiled at Xia Yu for no reason, and then walked away.

Xia Yu was so angry that he threw the pillow on his hand to the ground and chased after him:

"Oh, I'm so angry! Lu Ziqiao, stop me. Today I'll let you taste the feeling of being shot by someone on his face!"
Chapter completed!
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