Chapter 539 The Enlightenment of Alexandre Dumas
He said that Cao Cao and Lu Bu arrived, and he also had a rag face.
"What's the swollen Zi Qiao?"
Youyou reached out and touched Ziqiao's smooth and unconventional skin, and smiled and said, "Mika didn't slap you Tathagata's magic palm, why is your face so dark?"
Xia Yu: "Yes, you are Lu Bu and not Zhang Fei."
Youyou: "Is it because Mika didn't slap you, so you were unhappy? When did you become the same as Teacher Zeng?"
"I'm not Teacher Zeng! And who said I'm dark?"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Haha, your face is as big as a bowl and a white word. Just those who can read can tell that you are white. If you can't tell who is bigger or smaller, you really can't tell."
"Your face is that big."
"Okay, don't be arrogant. Tell me, what happened?"
"I'm not happy because of Chen Meijia, but not because of that. Look over there."
Looking along Ziqiao's finger, Mikamasa and a stubborn uncle looked at each other affectionately.
Youyou was almost vomited by Meijia's idol who looked at her idol like a brainless fan. She coughed a few times and said in a horror: "I'll go. I thought this expression could only be seen in those campus dramas, youth dramas, bloody urban dramas. When did Meijia's aesthetic become like this?"
Zi Qiao sneered a few times and said, "It is definitely a qualitative change for handsome guys to control the uncles. What you said is too serious, it is not an aesthetic problem. Maybe it is because Mei Jia's menopause has arrived."
Xia Yu turned slightly, saw the face of the stubborn uncle who was blocked by Meijia, smiled faintly, and said to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, that is Meijia's first love boyfriend."
After recognizing that the person who was with Mika was Xiaolong, Xia Yu knew why Ziqiao was so dark--1, jealous. 2, jealous. 3, I want to commit suicide by separatism!
[Guan Gu: Nani?! He actually snatched my East Asian jealous king's line, I want you to commit suicide by separatism!]
"I know this! Mika just told me...how did you know?"
"This doesn't matter. Zi Qiao, you are in danger now."
Xia Yu smiled and said to Zi Qiao, "Look at Mika like that, be careful that he will leave with the little dragon man in minutes and leave you alone."
"Go! Impossible! Mika is not the kind of young girl who is so irrational that she elopes and gets married when she sees a handsome guy. And that guy not only insults the word handsome guy, but also the word uncle."
Zi Qiao's words were full of hostility.
Xia Yu covered his mouth and held back his smile. Zi Qiao was like a textbook jealousy.
Looking up at Ziqiao's eyes, Xia Yu put away his smile and tried to make the corners of his mouth that were still twitching wildly, and said to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, aunt is also very good at being irrational. Just look at the cartoons that have been reported and banned. There are corpses everywhere."
Youyou said with a dark face: "Are you saying that Mika is an aunt?"
Their sisters are almost the same age, except for curry sauce.
Looking at Youyou's expression, Xia Yu felt a little aware that what he just said was definitely not just offending Meijia. The power level and range of attack were also wider.
But what exactly is it... He is not Youyou, he knows where Youyou is thinking.
So avoid saying too much mistakes. Xia Yu only stared at Ziqiao and said to him: "Uh... Ziqiao, is the fifth anniversary of your breakup with Meijia almost here?"
Zi Qiao stared straight at Meijia and Xiaolongren not far away. Suddenly, she heard Xia Yu's words and was stupid for a while before she remembered: "Is that so? Yes, I forgot that I have this one if you don't say it."
Youyou was distracted from his attention and complained: "Even the breakup has an anniversary record. You guys in the world are really good at playing."
"In my opinion, did you still set a true love bet on this fifth anniversary when you broke up?"
Dumas walked slowly over, following a pug, Zhanbo, and security guards, blocking the girls behind them.
Youyou: "Gambling?"
Xia Yu looked at Dumas in shock and said, "It's really worthy of being Dumas! Can you even see this?!"
Xia Yu knew that Ziqiao and Meijia had set a curse and anti-curse on each other, forming a bet because he had read the script.
But Dumas could tell by just looking at it, Ziqiao and Meijia made a bet.
[Xia Yu: Sure enough, Love Apartment is a science fiction drama.]
"Oh hoho, what's the problem?" Dumas smiled and said, "When people walk around the world, they need a pair of golden eyes and a honey-covered mouth. I also know what the bet between Ziqiao and Miss Meijia is."
Youyou said in surprise: "Really or not?"
Xia Yu looked at Zi Qiao and found that the latter looked at what Dumas said with ignorance, and said intimately: "It seems that what Dumas said is true."
"Of course it's true. Ziqiao, you and Miss Meijia made it. Should you see who will find the bet for true love this year? Then if anyone does not find true love within the agreed time, who will have to live alone and be regretful for the rest of his life?"
“Yes, yes, yes………”
Zi Qiao replied perfunctorily: "You are right. Dad, after so many years, your eyes are still so poisonous."
"Oh, look at what you said. My eyes are no longer as good as before. Dumas also wants to convince the old, hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Dumas hooked Ziqiao's neck with his hand, and Ziqiao obediently lowered his head to bear it. And his neck inexplicably stopped hurting.
"I can see clearly your kid's thoughts. When are you going to confess to me?"
"Dad, what are you talking about? What confession, who will I sue? 31app download address ●bai?"
"Is it still pretending to be stupid with me? I saw it when I first came to this prison! I haven't got it after so many years. Don't tell anyone outside that you are my godson!"
"Oh Dad! This is different from other girls."
"What's the difference? Boiling frogs in warm water is not as good as you cook like this for a few years. And I have observed it. What you need to use now is boiling water! Is it so difficult to go up and express your feelings to others?"
Ziqiao: "..."
Dumas let go of his hand and said to Zi Qiao, who had no expression on his face, "Why, I can't even believe my technical guidance? Your adolescence has passed long ago, why is it still the rebellious period?"
Zi Qiao asked back a little resentful: "When you decided to be with my teacher's wife, Elizabeth, was it delayed for a long time? Don't forget that I inspired you to be with my teacher's wife at that time."
Dumas patted Joe's head gently and said earnestly: "That's why I hope my favorite godson will not repeat the same mistakes. Do you still think of my age before finding your true love?"
【Zi Qiao’s imagination picture:
Decades later, the old Mika found him and said in front of him: I have already made a million in your account, and I want to acquire you!
The old Ziqiao: This is too much.
Mika: As long as you don’t let me down, I will endure it ten times more pe.
Ziqiao: I do! Beautiful girl, do we want to find a relatively remote place...
Mika: Find a place to date together? OK!
Ziqiao: No. I mean, find a place and I will put a film on your phone. There are absolutely no bubbles!]
"Haha, hahaha..."
Gradually, it brings up a very perverted and illusionate smile.
Youyou slapped Ziqiao on the head and said, "You are thinking about p-eating, where did Meijia get one million?"
Zi Qiao said in surprise: "How do you know what I am thinking?"
Chapter completed!