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Chapter 518 Sympathy for Zhao Haitang for 1 second

After chatting with Wan Yu for less than half an hour, Guan Gu’s state of thinking about life can no longer last.

So he pulled Xia Yu and Zhang Wei, the only two remaining men in the apartment, to the bar downstairs to drink and relieve their worries.

However, Guan Gu, Xia Yu and Zhang Wei really dare not get close to each other. They committed suicide by separating themselves in minutes, and maybe who would cut them.

So as soon as they arrived at the bar, the two of them quickly evacuated near Guangu and found Haitang and Curry Sauce, who were here, to sit together.

"Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful lady in the world?"

"Mirror, mirror, am I the most handsome little brother in the world?"

Curry and Haitang were doing the same thing in a synchronic manner, smiling infatuatedly at their own mirror.

Zhang Wei felt that he seemed to have eaten a mouthful of dog food and said, "I said you, please go home if you want a slut. Do you want me to find a room for you?"

However, the two people in the (not) magnetic field were ignored by Zhang Wei and continued to stare in the mirror.

Curry Chan looked at herself in the mirror, touched her perfect black face with her hand, and said with a silly smile: "Does the mirror not speak, isn't it a default? Hehehehe..."

"Hehehehe..." Haitang also agreed with Curie's statement and grinned at the mirror.

Curry's eyes were gradually attracted by Haitang's laughter, she glanced at Haitang's whole body and asked, "Why are you wearing such a good look?"

Haitang gently brushed the ends of his hair on his ear and said, "I joined a single club under the advice of Brother Ziqiao. I will soon meet the girl I made today."

Speaking of this, Haitang also glanced at the curry sauce and fired back: "What about you? Are you going to work in a coffee shop later? Why are you wearing so well?"

Curry Chan proudly showed off her partner to the single dog Haitang: "I wear this outfit for Ajie, Brother Xia Yu, uncle, what do you think of Ajie? Why don't you confess to me now?"

"Uh... why don't you ask Haitang? You are all people of the same age."

Xia Yu said as he took the thermos bottle with wolfberry soaked in Zhang Wei's hand, pretending that he was so old, and smiled at the curry sauce.

Curry Sauce poked Haitang without thinking: "Come on, if Haitang knew what the opposite sex was thinking, she would have been single long ago."

Haitang suddenly felt a little tired and reminded you and me to curry sauce: "Curry sauce, your opposite sex is not my opposite sex."

Xia Yu teased: "So you know what the opposite sex with curry sauce is thinking? Wow youareabadboy."

"Brother Xia Yu, I am very determined!"

"Then what you mean is, do you know what Ajie is thinking?" Curry Chan asked Haitang: "Why did you think Ajie didn't confess to me now? Could it be because Ajie is the same as you, and the taste is rather weird."

"What's so weird about my taste!"

Curry said the truth seriously: "The last time I saw you chatting with a girl online, the first thing you did when you came up was to ask if the other party had read Wuche's book? How could you chat with a girl like this?"

Haitang fought back with dissatisfaction: "My name is Xuefu Wuche! And I am screening high-quality female companions! An excellent girlfriend must have high cultural literacy! It is much better than some people. When she sees a slightly handsome man, she pounces on her and calls Oppa, you are so awesome, I don't understand."

"You! You actually said that to me!"

"Haha, I not only want to say that to you, but I also want to tell you!" Haitang raised his voice and shouted to Curry Sauce: "Ajie doesn't like you!!"

Hearing Haitang's words, Curry Chan snorted and said, "You are jealous that I found such an excellent partner! Ajie is also shopping with me."

Haitang continued, "Impossible! That must have been processed by you by yourself. Ajie told us in person, and Brother Xia Yu was also present at that time. Ajie said he didn't like you!"

Curry Chan looked at Xia Yu, who thought about it and nodded a little.

Curry Sauce's expression was a little loose, and her eyes were tightly clasped on Haitang, looking like she was about to cry.

Haitang's heart suddenly softened, and the tone changed to the second half of the sentence: "How to speak!"

Xia Yu next to him was almost scared by Haitang's sudden brakes so much that he didn't even hold the cat firmly and flew out.

Zhang Wei next to him reacted quickly enough to help Xia Yu catch it.

"Meow!" The little cat kept pounding your chest with his hands.

"Ahhh, I'm sorry. I'll buy you snacks later."

However, Xiaobai doesn’t take this trick at all, saying that the parents you buy for you in the future are all scams.

When he got angry, he simply abandoned the poop shoveler, jumped onto Haitang's thigh, and the cat lay down.

Haitang furred directly, subconsciously trying to shake his legs and throw Xiaobai off his legs. But he thought that if Xiaobai fell down, the pair of ajs on his feet would be unsuccessful.

And Curry Sauce was waiting for his answer... Haitang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and had to stop moving. He quickly thought about how to fill the pit he dug for himself next. And why did he dig a pit for himself so stupidly?

At the same time, Haitang kept flying his eyes to Xia Yu and Zhang Wei, but they chose not to see it. They avoided their eyes.

This makes the heart of the crabapple cool.

[Haitang a few years later: I, Zhao Haitang, have a smooth life. But that day, I encountered the first problem in my life, and it was difficult to hell when I got up! My girlfriend sat opposite me and waited for me to give her a correct answer to increase favorability and make a happy ending. My nemesis on my legs refused to leave, and my ancestor AJ on my feet. It was too difficult for me!

Beaver crying.gif.Conch crying.mp3.]

Haitang tightly pinned his lower lip to his upper lip, and his mind was thinking and dared not move. A group of nervous people were as stable as a big wolf dog. He felt as nervous as a little dog.

"What's wrong with my way of speaking?! Am I not proactive enough?!!"

"The problem is that you are too proactive!"

Haitang thought about the problem of curry sauce in seconds and continued: "Girls should speak less. Boys nowadays prefer pure and cute types. For example, Teacher Hu, only Teacher Zeng can tolerate it. They were both single before, and I heard that she even broke several tables in the classroom due to menstruation."

Haitang analyzed to Curry Sauce seriously. Xiaobai on his legs happened to create an extremely serious expression for him. At first glance, he really didn't look like a beaver.

"But I'm afraid that if I speak less, Ajie will not feel what I want."

"The key to speaking must be characterized so that others can remember it. Otherwise, if you talk for a long time, it will be a long-term and messy mess to others."

"Blind chirping..."

Curry sauce was thoughtful, and Haitang said a big brain hole for her: "Drink water...Eat meals...I have it!! From now on, I will use repetition to talk to Ajie! It is cute and special! Isn't it? Tangtang?"

Haitang was almost scared by the curry sauce's strange voice and expression so much that he even vomited breakfast.

"Tangtang, you are so talented! I'll try it now!"

Curry Sauce shouted excitedly and rushed out of the bar.

Haitang was stunned, and Xia Yu took this opportunity to carry Xiaobai back.

Haitang's mentality was a little broken, and she said, "Did you learn the idea of ​​curry sauce from Takumi Fujiwara? You're so drifting!"

Xia Yu stuffed a piece of chocolate into Xiaobai's mouth to calm the disobedient little guy down, and smiled at Haitang, "Hehe, Ajie's tofu should be broken soon."

Hearing Xia Yu's words, Haitang suddenly remembered what had happened and said to the two of them: "Why didn't you save me just now?"

Zhang Wei winked at Haitang: "Well... we want to save you too. But... see who is standing behind you."

Haitang turned around and it was a foy.

She smiled at Haitang in harmony: "Haitang, it happened to meet you here...what do you have to say before the execution?"

Seeing Yifei, Haitang laughed dryly. He remembered that he was just now using Yifei as an example. At this time, he slapped his big mouth hard in luck.
Chapter completed!
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