Chapter 498 Myocardial Infarction
Zhan Bo shook away the girl who had been pestering him and returned to everyone, and just happened to witness the scene of Teacher Zeng chasing Lisa Rong and leaving the bar.
"Heyman, what's wrong with Teacher Zeng?"
Yifei waved her hand, avoiding the topic as if she was driving away a flies, and said to Zhan Bo: "It's okay, you don't have to worry about him. Come and introduce it, this is our new roommate, Guan Gu Shenji."
Although Teacher Zeng was fooling people just now, he was fooling Guan Gu. Yifei thought that he could keep him by the way, and live in 3602, and help Haitang Youyou and Ziqiao share the rent.
"Hello. My name is Guan Gu Shenqi!! It comes from Yokohama, Japan." After being called the wrong name twice in a row, Guan Gu rebelled for a while.
However, Zhan Bo heard that the focus of Guan Gu's words was not on the name: "Japanese! It's great! Come and see this girl. (Japanese)" Zhan Bo put the screen of his phone in front of Guan Gu.
Seeing the beautiful and e-girl photos of Guan Gu’s eyes straightened: “Oh Huh! Kawaii suona!”
It actually caused the excitement of a Japanese man and shouted "Kawaii". As a healthy and normal man, Xia Yu admitted that he was a little moved and asked Zhan Bo: "Zhan Bo, let me see it too!"
"Here."
Xia Yu almost burst out when he saw the photo: "Oh my god! This must at least have...oh huh."
At the same time, Yifei and others all lowered their heads and looked at their own size. They felt ashamed of themselves.
Yifei asked, "Zhanbo, where did you get the photos of a girl who is so beautiful and big?"
"Just last night, I joined a single girl club. They also uploaded my photos and mobile phone numbers online, and now they have reposted them more than 100,000 times!"
Curry Chan said in surprise: "I'll go! It turns out that the handsome guy on Weibo is really you! I just said why you look so familiar with that cuckold on your head!"
Cuckold Zhanbo's chameleon hat.
As he said that, Zhan Bo's phone rang, Zhan Bo said happily and painfully: "so, I'm in trouble now. My phone was blown up since last night, and I haven't stopped yet."
"Who called you?"
Zhan Bo curled up the corner of his mouth, and his hands were on his chest, drawing a beautiful picture of the color, saying, "Girls. All kinds of girls. This single girl club will hold speed dating parties regularly. These are all here to invite me to do......No. They are all my dance companions candidates."
In an understatement, it will transform passively into active sentences. Zhan Bo is just about to say: "I am the man who wants to become the king of the sea!".
If it was the first season of the main world and Zhan Bo had this kind of character, Yifei would probably be crazy about it.
But now Yifei is a little ignorant of Zhan Bo, and she treats Xia Yu like she did in the first episode: "Don't you see my brother? Learn a little. If you have half the charm of my brother, you will have been single long ago."
“Yes, yes, yes………”
Finally, I had a little sexual interest and was immediately dispelled by Yifei's words.
Xia Yu even had a little doubt that if this continues, he might lose his sexual interest in real girls. Isn’t the paper man’s wife good?
However, if you look for a wife from a cardboard man, Xia Yu believes that he will definitely be interrupted by Yifei and Xiong Ge.
Yu Mo drank a big sip of happy water, and the idea of thinking that he wanted to lose weight had been thrown out tomorrow: "Zhanbo, why didn't you answer the phone?"
Zhanbo's phone kept ringing, but Zhanbo didn't answer it, but the girl on the other side of the phone was very persistent and still didn't hang up the phone.
"Oh, I always have to give myself a chance to take a breath."
Zhan Bo smiled and said something that would be beaten to death by a bunch of single dogs: "I want to choose one of the hundreds of girls! Be my party partner."
Wan Yu said in surprise: "Do you want to meet all the girls!"
"How can you have a say if you don't compare! Edison is my role model!" Zhan Bo said seriously: "Do you know how many kinds of materials Edison used to make light bulbs? 3261 kinds!"
Yifei cut and said, "Don't be too happy too early. Girls who can call here on their own can be said to be basically dinosaurs. Where can normal people participate in such a brain-dead club?"
Yifei didn't say too much, and was concerned about the photo of the girl on Zhan Bo's phone just now.
But despite this, Yifei was slapped in the face.
"Hey, you're the most popular little handsome guy on Weibo."
Another extremely violent beauty, hooked her hands on Zhan Bo, and said in a charming voice: "You are much more handsome than the photos tonight ¥%¥**&*oo…………………….”
The girls and Guan Gu were stunned. This one was more violent than the one on the phone just now!
As for Xia Yu... he has entered Buddhist mode and is focused on looking at the paper man on his phone.
[Xia Yu: Girls in reality are all floating clouds... In reality, other girls are all floating clouds. They can burn them by raising a torch.]
Listening to the words in his ears, Zhan Bo's smile gradually became perverted. Looking at everyone, Zhan Bo said, "Have you heard the call to change? I've been cursed. Helloo." After that, Zhan Bo threw himself into the arms of the beauty.
Seeing Zhan Bo leave with his hands holding the girl, everyone said: “…………”
Yu Mo pushed Yifei with his hand and said to Yifei: "Yifei, don't care about Zhanbo? If your brother continues like this, it will be easy to get kidney stones."
"……………” Yifei stared at his computer in a flash.
After a long time, I didn't react at all, and my eyes were even more solidified than before.
"Yi Fei? Yi Fei! Yi Fei!!!" Yu Mo shouted loudly before roaring Yi Fei out of his world. His eyes solidified 100%0%.
But Yifei, who came to his senses, seemed to be abnormal. His eyes quickly returned to solidification. He stared at the computer and said, "It's over. It's over. Something big happened. The stock market fluctuated a little. My plate lost 20 million US dollars!"
After saying that, Yifei's whole body fell down aside as if he had been exhausted.
Guan Gu said: "Do you need me to call the police?"
Yifei: "What should I do? My company will be in chaos. My market will be in chaos. I feel like my heart is a little confused now."
Seeing that Yifei, who had always been 12,138% of the electricity, was so weak, everyone's hearts stumbled: "Yifei (Sister Yifei)! Is it okay!" "Do you feel uncomfortable?"
Yifei covered the position next to her heart and said weakly: "Heart, heart rhythm is uneven. Pause-beating again! Stop again..."
Guan Gu guessed: "This should be a myocardial infarction."
"infarction?"
Yifei could suddenly sit up straight, point to the place where she just covered her, and asked Guan Gu: "Is it difficult to breathe? Is it weak in hands and feet? And it hurts a little here?"
"There is Xiaoye hyperplasia there. It should be here." Yu Mo put Yifei's hand back to the position just now.
Chapter completed!