Seeing that Xiaoxian seemed very uncomfortable, Wan Yu asked concernedly: "Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you? Is your chair not suitable for you?"

Xiaoxian replied in a hurry: "No, no. It's just a little...that...that..."

Yu Mo said: "Teacher Zeng, please make it clear. How do we know what you are talking about?"

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was not right all over, Zhan Bo asked Teacher Zeng: "Does your face tremble, your hands and feet are sweating, and your pores are open? Then he felt uncomfortable no matter how he sat?"

"Yes! That's right! It's totally correct! How do you know?"

Zhan Bo chuckled softly, "This means you have prickly heat on your butt!"

"Go! You're just getting prickly heat! I'm in good health!"

Xiaoxian pointed to his handsome face and egg. His heart was now square. He asked in a skeptical tone: "You mean, Lisa asked me to have dinner outside. Then she wanted to fuck me?!"

Zhan Bo said calmly: "This is more than that. Have you ever seen a wild beast with extremely poor breasts and hungry eating people and spitting bones?"

Xia Yu teased and said, "Haha, she will ask you. Xian, welcome to go home. Do you want to eat first or eat me first? Or should you take a bath and take a clean bath and then be eaten by me?"

Imagining that scene, Teacher Zeng couldn't help but feel a little weak in his legs and even his hair stood up: "But she is my boss!"

Zhan Bo said: "What's wrong with the boss? The boss is also a human being. How old is she this year? If she is over 35 years old, you should be careful. According to the survey of women's psychology at Harbin Buddhist University, 35 years old is a watershed! Under 35 years old, she may just tease you. Over 35 years old, she may come with you, really!!"

Xiaoxian was really panicked now. He remembered that Lisa seemed to be around 35 years old! But he couldn't remember whether it was up or down! That was the only one!

He said anxiously: "What should I do? There are so many people here, can you give me some ideas!" The sound sounded like the skull cavity was smoking and ventilated, as if he had just finished eating a mustard and mint burger.

Haitang said, "Why don't you go tomorrow, Teacher Zeng? Just find an excuse that you can't go. For example, if you have a relative at home, or you are sick, your boss may not necessarily come to the apartment to carry you to Rose Paradise."

Xiaoxian's eyes lit up and found that this was a good idea. He focused on the key points: "Yes! Yes! Yes! It makes sense! This method is applicable from kindergarten to nursing home! As long as I have a reasonable reason to open another hospital certificate, I will not have to go!"

After saying that, Xiaoxian really started acting, covering his kidney and shouting: "Ah! Ah! My stomach suddenly started to hurt!!"

"Teacher Zeng! What you are covering your kidneys."

Xiaoxian replied with a dark face: "My kidneys hurt too! My liver hurt too!"

Xia Yu took out his phone and quickly, with a smirk on his face, and hid it in an instant, and replaced it with a sincere worry and concern: "Teacher Zeng, do you feel a little headache, nausea, and even a little nauseous now?"

"Yes, yes! That's right, how do you know?!"

Seeing that Xia Yu had a good intention to help him get a disease, Teacher Zeng simply followed Xia Yu's script and nodded wildly like a chicken eating rice. His acting skills were online and he pretended to be like that.

Xia Yu: "Are you still tired and powerless?"

"Yes!!" Teacher Zeng nodded. However, the other girls present vaguely found something was wrong. They had an answer in their hearts, but no one said it clearly.

Yifei wanted to see Xiaoxian jokes, and other girls were embarrassed to say it.

Xia Yu continued to perform: "Is it sore, swollen and painful in the lower abdomen?"

Teacher Zeng then cooperated with Xia Yu in the performance: "That's right! Alas, these symptoms are enough. If there are too many, I can't continue acting. What disease is this? Is it easy to go to the hospital to issue a leave request?"

Xia Yu put away his phone, clasped his hands and put it on his belly button. He said to Teacher Zeng very expertly: "It should not be possible to issue a leave request. The engine on the phone said that those were signs that my aunt was coming just now."

As soon as Xia Yu said this, the air in the entire suite almost solidified.

A few seconds later.

"Puff hahahahaha!!!"

Zhang Wei suddenly laughed crazy!

Curry sauce, Yu Mo and Youyou also covered their mouths and chuckled softly. The smile was not as exaggerated as the four of them, but their smiles could not be suppressed no matter how much they covered them. Only Wan Yu was shy and glared at Xia Yu with angrief.

After reacting, Teacher Zeng frantically beat Xia Yu with a pillow.

After a dozen blows, Teacher Zeng sat on the chair panting and said, "Forget it, I will just make up an excuse for my stomach to hurt. I won't go tomorrow."

Yifei smiled gloatingly and said, "What should I do with your new typhoon award? Are you not afraid that she will give you an epilepsy award?"

Yu Mo smiled and said, "Or run to your house and give you a real typhoon!"

Teacher Zeng was so anxious that his feet were restless and he stepped on the ground, his voice trembling with trembling: "Ah! What should I do? No, I have to find a way to reduce the weight of tomorrow's date."

Zhan Bo said: "You just need to wear a few less clothes tomorrow? I will be stripped away sooner or later."

Teacher Zeng took a deep breath, his body became unnaturally hot, and he unconsciously took off his coat.

After a round of ladies and the villagers' speeches, he has confirmed that these people are a bit unreliable and needs to use his smart brain to solve the problem.

【bgm: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat………】

"Hey! There is!!"

Teacher Xi Zeng and Yangyang's eyes swept across everyone one by one and said, "You go with me tomorrow! Then find some irrelevant people!"

Zhan Bo asked in surprise: "And then pretend to meet him by chance in the lover's restaurant?"

Teacher Zeng focused his attention and said, "Yes! Then there are so many people there, Lisa will not do anything to me."

"I can't go, I will write a script tomorrow." "I want to bring Wanyu to familiarize myself with the online store business, not okay." "Emmm... I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, the boss issued the order." "I have to write tens of thousands of words of update every day, not okay." "I'll spare, I'll have an appointment with a customer to do beauty tomorrow night." Suddenly, Xia Yu and Wanyu quit the battlefield.

Teacher Zeng said in shock: "No! You are so heartless!!"

Zhang Wei rubbed his hands and smiled at Teacher Zeng, "Hehehe, I'll go! Why don't someone treat him?"

Curry sauce: "I'll go too! I heard that the stuff there is delicious! I've wanted to try it!"

Zhan Bo: "Sister, what do you think?"

"I feel hanging."
Chapter completed!