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Chapter 482 If(1/2)

[Veterinary Teacher Chen Meijia: Kidneys! They are very important organs in animals. If they eat irregularly and have a chaotic life, they will cause stones. Veterinary advice! Kidney stones are minor illnesses and hurt! They are so fatal!]

"Honey drops from the forehead!!!!"

Ziqiao's feet stepped on the tailboard in front of her soles, thereby venting the pain caused by the pain she felt in her body.

He screamed loudly, bringing a momentum that will hurt even if he dies!

Next to him, Youyou and others couldn't help but cover their ears.

There is no other reason. In addition to loud voices, Ziqiao's shouting sounds like a tear. It sounds really touching, and even they empathize with it.

Youyou shouted, "Oh, stop screaming, isn't it just a kidney stone?"

"Try it!!!" Ziqiao strongly condemned Youyou's behavior of standing and talking without pain!

Guan Gu looked at Ziqiao like this and said with some fear in his tone: "How to do this surgery? Do you need a caesarean section?"

Youyou said: "The doctor said it was a minimally invasive lithotripsy surgery. I don't understand how to do it either."

"Marrot. Oh, I've seen it!! Chinese Kung Fu, big stones on my chest!!"

"Ah!!!" Ziqiao was a little confused now, and even believed Guan Gu's words by eight points.

The nurse and Yifei walked in from outside the door.

Yifei patted Qiao on the shoulder and smiled, "Hey, Ziqiao, she's still alive."

Haitang hid behind Xia Yu in a little fear and said, "Although I know that kidney stones will hurt very much, seeing how Brother Qiao is like this, I swear I will definitely take it as a warning in the future and develop good living habits."

Yu Mo touched Xia Yu next to him and said, "How is it? Are you afraid? You should hurry up and resume your previous routine, and take advantage of your previous efforts not in vain."

"Well..." Xia Yu nodded silently, and four...five in his heart.

For a long time, he had developed a biological clock that went to bed early and got up early to play games, and started working again at the right time.

However, since I discovered the King, I have been sleeping later at night and getting up later in the morning.

Now Ziqiao is sick and just sounds the alarm.

[Xia Yu: Ziqiao, I will thank you for your efforts for my kidneys. Amen.]

Youyou said to Ziqiao: "Big nephew, who made your daily life irregular? Now it deserves it."

Zi Qiao strongly protested: "Who said that my life is irregular? I insist on drinking every day and sleeping for only four hours a day! It's very regular!!"

Yifei said, "Go to death! You are called excessive indulgence!"

Zi Qiao endured the stimulating pain in her body and said, "Look at the big Ronaldo, Little Ronaldo, Little Ronaldo! They are even more chaotic than me! Why don't they break big stones?!"

"I've practiced it. You are different! You can't afford to be hurt!"

"I've seen countless girls, and my IQ is invincible! The hardware can't keep up! Hu, Hu, Hu, Hu..."

Ziqiao breathed heavily, hoping to relieve his pain.

Lift a finger up in front of the bridge of the nose, lean your eyes forward in the middle.

Zhang Wei asked, "What is this? Ziqiao, are you practicing cross-eye? Isn't it painful?"

Zhang Wei was afraid of the pain and asked curiously when he saw Zi Qiao like this. He thought to himself that if he could learn it, he might be able to use it next time he had an injection.

"This is a very magical breathing method. I learned when I was learning the skills of taking girls before. What is the breathing method of hot girls?"

The nurse glanced at Zi Qiao and said, "Sir, this is called Ramez breathing, which is specially used to relieve pain when giving birth to pregnant women."

"Yeah, can you still gain new skills if you get a kidney stone?" Xia Yu joked with his hands on his chest, "I will remember to have a girl later."

[Xia Yu: Take out the stone and open it, and find that it is actually a Nezha (100,000 cold jokes).]

"Ah! I feel even more painful! The breathing method of hot girls, the hot girls are not afraid of spicy food..."

Zi Qiao took a deep breath into her fingers and exhale. After a few rounds, the pain finally dropped from 10 to 9.8.

Although it is 0.2 less, the pain is 0 when rounding.

Zi Qiao breathed relaxed and said, "I have figured it out. If there is a next life, I must reduce my IQ by one third to exchange for an invulnerable body and an indestructible kidney!!"

Youyou reminded: "Uh...yes, two kidneys."

The nurse glanced at the quartz clock in the room and said, "It's almost time. Let's go to the operating room."

Putting his hands on the headboard, the nurse pushed the bed away from the lounge with a calm expression.

Yifei smiled at the nurse and said, "Hey, nurse. I won't need to take anesthetics later. This guy is already confused."

"Who said it! I'm very sober!!! Hey, will you really not get anesthetics later? Get two more bottles!!!"

Outside the operating room, people sat in a row on the horizontal chairs outside.

Youyou was walking around a little annoyed and said, "How long do you think this surgery will take?"

Zhan Bo lowered his head and focused on playing Sudoku: "That depends on how big Ziqiao's stone is."

Yifei said: "It must be small, and the stones are all blocked."

"Zi Qiao! Zi Qiao!! Zi Qiao!!!"

Mika hurriedly ran into the corridor and asked anxiously when she saw everyone, "Where is Ziqiao?"

Yifei pointed to Meijia's closed operating room: "He has already entered."

"I'm still a step late..."

As soon as she received the message, she took a taxi from the pet store.

"No! I'm going to go in and see him!!!"

Seeing that Mika was really lying on the closed operating room door, everyone immediately stood up and pulled her open.

"Mika, I know you have a good relationship. But this is not a separation from life and death. Don't worry if you can see it when you come out."

"Ahhhh!!!"

Teacher Zeng was squirted by Meijia.

"What kind of relationship is good! Bastard!! I actually used my medical insurance for surgery!!!"

Zhan Bo raised his eyebrows unexpectedly and said, "Can medical insurance even steal accounts?"

Meijia broke free from Guan Gu and Zhang Wei's hands and rushed into the operating room, shouting, "I'm going in and strangling him to death!!!"

Mika suddenly reacted halfway through and said, "Hey, it's not right. If he dies inside and no one pays me back the money. Wouldn't I lose even more?"

Teacher Zeng wiped his spitty face with a tissue and said, "This kind of surgery shouldn't kill anyone."

"I mean if!"

Guan Gu said to Mika, "Then you come and seek justice in the next life. Zi Qiao just swears in it: If there is a next life, he will use one-third of his IQ to exchange for a Vajra Indestructible Kidney."

"Hey, this is quite interesting. If his IQ is one hundred now, then a third of the decrease will be..."

Meijia started counting with her fingers: "One seven gets seven, two seven forty-eight, March 8 Women's Day, May 1 Labor Day, and June 1 Children's Day."

"Stop forget it, there will be no such if."

Mika said happily: "This is not necessarily the case, what if he really dies!"

Teacher Zeng twitched the corners of his mouth and said to the men next to him: "Zi Qiao is right to use her insurance."

"Uh-huh."

"I can understand. Girls usually like to fantasize about things that don't exist." Youyou said: "For example, I also thought about what would happen to me if I didn't enter the entertainment industry?"

Guan Gu said in anticipation: "Then will you join the comic circle?"

Youyou: "I will become a screenwriter."

Guan Gu’s expectations were immediately broken: “It’s still the entertainment industry………”

Youyou glared at Guan Gu and said to everyone happily: "If I hadn't tried to be an extra, but learned to write scripts, then I would definitely be an excellent screenwriter now! Only I can write others to death! Who can write me to death?"

Zhan Bo: "If I could have participated in more social activities when I was in the United States, I wouldn't have been here now."

Teacher Zeng asked: "Is there anything wrong with the two?"

Zhan Bo said depressedly: "Wan Yu flew back to the capital yesterday to attend a wedding of her father and friend. Today, the company has a dance party and needs a dance partner. Even the cleaning lady found it. I didn't. That's why I was here and used Sudoku game to kill time!"

They started one after another, and then the topic turned out to be seriously off-the-scenes.

Teacher Zeng said: "If I were a famous TV host! Then the hospital would definitely wait for us in a luxurious VIP room. Because, I am a celebrity."

Yifei: "If I had graduated from college and didn't go to graduate school, I would have been a senior white-collar worker now. I could be about millions in minutes!"

Guan Gu: "And I and I! If I had never been to China!"

"What should I do?" Youyou reacted to this critical point in seconds and sent Guan Gu a freshly cooked and hot topic.

"Dear, I mean if."

First, please coax Youyou, Guan Gu then unfolded his great ideal: "If I had never been to China, I would not know you. However, you will all know me! Because I will be the head of the new generation of Japanese comics!"

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Hehe, if I were a rich second generation, I wouldn't have to live so hard now."

Haitang gave a completely opposite answer: "I really want to experience the life of not a rich second generation. I rely on myself to survive in society, come out of society to experience and grow early, and then I can get more artistic materials. Become a great artist! A great literary master! Nobel Prize in Literature, I'm here!"
To be continued...
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