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Chapter 465 Funeral 3 Piece Set

"It's like waves when you're overwhelmed"

Teacher Zeng walked into the bar with a drunken fist, and his feet were like a drunk man, one step left and one step right, like a devil's steps.

Just listening to this tone, everyone knew that Teacher Zeng had something to show off.

Yifei noticed that Teacher Zeng was holding a few bags in his hand and asked, "Xiaoxian, what are you holding in his hand?"

Xiaoxian put the bag on the table and said happily: "Hehe! Everyone, I have a gift for everyone! Don't be polite if everyone has a share!"

"It's not something I brought back to us for food!" Curry Chan smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, you are so good. You have to bring us a souvenir when you come back to the radio!"

"This is not the souvenir I bought, but there is indeed something to eat. It was given to me by my sponsor!"

Seeing Teacher Zeng take out two things from the bag Li Mina one after another, Zhan Bo pointed it out one by one and complained: "Chocolate, towel? Whose memorial service did you attend?"

After hearing that Zhan Bo was reminded of that strange direction, Teacher Zeng resisted a little collapsed mentality and said, "What kind of memorial service is it? It's said that this is a program sponsored by the sponsor!"

Guan Gu covered the towel in his hand and was moved by China: "Can you still attract sponsorships to attend the memorial service in China? It's so humane, I'll die here in the future!"

Teacher Zeng opened his half-moon eyes speechlessly, lowered his head and took the towel from Guan Gu's hand over, and said, "I kindly gave you what the sponsor sponsor sponsored to me. If you don't appreciate it, don't let it go!"

"Teacher Zeng, we didn't say no. I can feed these chocolates to Xiaobai."

Xia Yu smiled and had already unpacked several chocolates and fed Xiaobai on his thighs.

"Meow Meow Meow." Xiaobai happily chewed the chocolate in his mouth.

He took the time to turn his head and shouted at Teacher Zeng a few times.

"Are you actually thanking Teacher Zeng? You also know that Teacher Zeng brought you chocolate."

Xia Yu rubbed Xiaobai's head hard and said, "I haven't seen you say thank you to me!"

Xiaobai glanced at Xia Yu, lay obediently on Xia Yu's thigh without saying a word, biting Xia Yu's thumb and index finger and holding the chocolate fed to it.

Teacher Zeng enjoyed the thanks to Xiaobai very much and said with a smile: "None of you has a cat with a conscience and vision. Alas, let me tell you, the commercial value of my program has finally been discovered. Today, three sponsors signed contracts with my program, and they all had long contracts! Three! Alas! Lisa will definitely look at me with admiration!"

Yifei smiled and said, "Well... I am really good at it. It's very relevant to the late night program to make funeral products. If you look for a birthday bowl sponsor, you just need to get a three-piece funeral set!"

Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei in disbelief, raised his right hand, pinched his thumb and index finger slightly to create a universe, and said seriously: "Feifei, you almost lose me. If you don't go in this direction, you want to shi?"

Yifei snorted, her eyes turned around and turned her head and stopped talking.

Xiaoxian’s Jian Yifei is definitely the person who knows and uses the most in this world.

Even if she mocks her many times, Xiaoxian will only be even cheaper and will not be sad.

Zhanbo swept around the things on the hands of others, except for towels and chocolates, as well as chocolates and towels.

He asked Zhan Bo in confusion: "By the way, Teacher Zeng, don't you have three sponsors? What is another sponsor?"

Teacher Zeng gave Zhan Bo an admirable look, and was very happy that Zhan Bo could help him move to a greater path.

"Hmph, Zhan Bo, you asked so well! Everyone, you will see--"

Teacher Zeng put his hands into the bag and took out the big baby inside: "Lekou Lekou!"

Seeing that Teacher Zeng actually took out a bowl, Yifei opened her mouth in surprise: "It's really a bowl!! Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!"

The bowl, birthday bowl, chocolate towel just made up the funeral three-piece set!

Wan Yu smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, your program can be changed to a late-night funeral program. You can do business in the underworld in the future."

Xia Yu nodded and followed Wan Yu's channel and said to Teacher Zeng: "Well... anyway, Teacher Zeng's program will have a good hypnosis effect. In the future, facing the dead people in the underworld, you can guarantee the world that you will never cheat! Hahahahahaha!!"

Between laughing, Teacher Zeng's face was stiff, and he was holding the bowl that he had just regarded as a treasure in his hand.

[Teacher Zeng: What a broken sponsorship! On behalf of Love Apartment, I tell you, I don’t want your broken sponsorship!

Sponsor: Oh, you will shoot the Forbidden City Top of the Forbidden City next time. Don’t sponsor it, right? I heard that your special effects don’t cost money?

Teacher Zeng: No, no, dad, dad, poor, poor oranges, but the special effects of the Forbidden City cannot be poor.]

"Hi"

Youyou's sad greeting gradually stopped everyone's laughter.

Guan Gu looked at Youyou with two words "depressed" written in confusion, and reached out to hug Youyou into your arms and let Youyou sit on the sofa, and asked Youyou, "What's wrong, my dear? Are you in a bad mood?"

Youyou pointed to her face and asked, "Do I look like I'm in a good mood?"

Mika's heart skipped a beat. Seeing Youyou, she suddenly remembered something she had accidentally forgotten. Her eyes avoided the vision in front of Youyou, and her body quietly moved in the opposite direction of Youyou.

However, Mika was sitting on a small sofa, and no matter how she moved, it would be meaningless.

Teacher Zeng took the initiative to recommend his products to Youyou: "Youyou, I have a gift to give you. Do you want chocolate? Towel? Or Lock!"

As he said that, Teacher Zeng shook his eyebrows happily.

But Youyou felt like she saw a plate of pistachios that had not opened her shell, and her face turned worse: "Give me all three things. I just happened to be mourning and changing."

"Why are you all thinking in this direction..."

Teacher Zeng was very discouraged and put the Lekou Lekou on the table.

Yu Mo asked Youyou, "What's wrong, Youyou, do you still remember the meteor shower?"

"It's not a meteor shower."

Youyou took a deep breath and said gloomy: "You all know that I have never had any scenes to shoot after filming the last drama. Recently, my agent Jason finally sent me an audition, which was a martial arts film. But I missed it!"

Guan Gu said in shock: "Nani! How could this happen!"

Youyou said, "I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. But yesterday I accidentally left my phone in the bathroom when I went out. My agent Jason said he had called to notify me, but why didn't anyone tell me?"

Yifei grabbed the spoon in her hand and said, "Why does this story sound familiar... Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Similarly, the others also cast some skeptical eyes. Zhan Bo, one of the parties involved, was 100% suspicious.

Teacher Zeng and Zhan Bo also had such a similar experience. Zhan Bo wanted to go to Changbai Mountain for scientific investigation. The interview opportunity called Zhan Bo's mobile phone in Teacher Zeng several times in a row, and Teacher Zeng answered the phone number.

In the end, Zhanbo did not go to Changbai Mountain.

Teacher Zeng shouted: "Why do you suspect I did it again!!"

Youyou glanced around everyone suspiciously, and the only one who could answer the phone was the one present in the Love Apartment.

[Youyou: There is only one truth, the suspect is one of you!]

The victim Youyou threw out an important evidence: "Jason said that the one who answered the phone was a big tongue!"

Yifei: "Come on, stick out your tongue and see who is the biggest."

A slight sound came one after another for a while.

Xia Yu knocked Xiaobai's head and cursed with a smile: "If you didn't stick out your tongue, no matter how big you are, you can't be bigger than humans."

"Meow" Xiaobai looked at Xia Yu pitifully.

Xia Yu: "Don't eat anymore. If you get fat, I will let you lose weight. This is torture!"
Chapter completed!
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