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Chapter 455 The Aiming Point of Guan Gu's Head Bird

[Lisa Rong: Hello, friends in Love Apartment. Good leaders are me and I am, Lisa Rong. Welcome to listen to your Moon My Heart Special Edition. Zeng Xiaoxian went to see the meteor shower hit the head by the meteor. I will take the time for the rest of my work.

Don’t get me wrong. The Love Apartment in the previous chapter was not a transcendent chapter, it was just a prank that Xia Yu and Mijia thought of. In the last episode, we said that Yifei and the others wanted to go hunting and wanted to find Guan Gu and Youyou to go together. Hearing Guan Gu telling Youyou the cold joke about the red ribbon to Youyou, the group wanted to scare them.

After Mika finished speaking the lines, she lay down outside the tent, so Guan Gu Youyou and the others didn't see any shadows, and they didn't dare to come out to see the tent. The demons and ghosts were about to leave, which was Xia Yu's voice.

As for the thing that Guan Gu felt on his head midway, it was a coincidence that it was a piece of bird droppings. Fortunately, Guan Gu and Youyou were scared back, and Meijia was not discovered. It also allowed the prank to continue, and my heart had this issue with your moon.]

Although everything Guan Gu and Youyou just experienced was done by Meijia and the others. But to their surprise, Guan Gu actually screamed worse than Youyou. At least they didn't hear Youyou's screams now.

Wan Yu chuckled in a low voice: "I didn't expect Guan Gu to be so timid. Qiqiqi."

Curry Chan scratched her head, said sympathetically and a little embarrassedly: "We just made a prank, and Brother Guan Gu was screaming too badly."

"Oh, I've done it all, it's impossible to tell them the truth."

Mika, one of the main culprits, threw the blame into the universe with a flash of her hand and didn't plan to pick it up: "And it's all because Guan Gu is too imaginative and is more afraid of ghosts."

Xia Yu nodded and said, "That's right, Guan Gu is not even afraid of cockroaches and rats, but he just fears ghosts."

"I'm also saying that it's all your fault!"

Yifei glared at Xia Yu fiercely and said, "You have come up with a good idea, you can find a way to explain to Guan Gu Youyou and the others."

"Uh... you weren't very excited just now, and you were the first to agree."

However, Xia Yu naturally didn't dare to say this in front of Yifei. He muttered a few words in his heart, turned his head to Guan Gu Youyou in the tent and said, "Guan Gu, Youyou. We are planning to hunt and find food. Do you want to come together?"

Hearing Xia Yu's voice, Youyou slowly unzipped the tent.

I don’t know why the few people were talking outside the tent just now, and Guan Gu Youyou couldn’t hear it.

After unzipping the zipper to confirm that the person was seeing was a person, Youyou breathed a sigh of relief. She leaned back and fell to the ground. She patted her chest, which was still rising and falling because of her breathing. She said as if she was putting down a mountain of Tai, "I'm scared to death... It turns out that it's you."

He glanced at Guan Gu who was still lying beside him, and Youyou took action to shake Guan Gu back to his senses: "It's Yifei and the others."

Guan Gu still lay on the ground in fear, his head buried in the quilt and did not dare to appear. He said in a trembling tone: "Youyou, can you help me see what is more on my head? I think I have endured a weight that I cannot bear at my age. Could it be a seal of evil?"

Youyou crawled over, took a flashlight from your phone, and said, "Hey! I think it's something! It's just a piece of bird droppings! Wait, I'll wipe it off with a tissue for you."

After hearing that it was just bird dropping, and Youyou wiped it off with a tissue, he showed it to him, so Guan Gu sat up properly.

“Go to hunt??”

After hearing Yifei telling them that they came here to find their purpose, Guan Gu was still a little palpitations about going out and said, "What if there is anything dirty outside?"

Xia Yu smiled and said, "There are no dirty things? My dad drove away the dirty things."

Katan Kogoro discovered Huadian: "How do you know?"

"Forehead…………"

Xia Yu scratched the back of his head and laughed: "Guan Gu, you have been in China for a short time. Our mountainous areas in China will invite some elderly people to come here regularly to clear the dirt. They have a very great title."

Guan Gu: "Great Master?"

"No, call it a sanitation worker."

Guan Gu frowned, and the man was a little messy, and he thought to himself: "Did I not learn Chinese listening well?"

Yifei said to Youyou, "Youyou, do you want to go with us? It's boring to stay in the tent."

"Okay, okay! Hunting is fun! Go together!"

Youyou threw what had just happened in one second.

Standing up, turning his head to see Guan Gu still sitting in place and refusing to move his butt, Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's hand and shouted: "Guan Guan, let's go hunting together! It's really boring to stay in the tent and tell a cold joke!"

Guan Gu didn't want to go, so he wanted to say a few excuses to decline, but Youyou's serious words scared him from the ground: "It is said that the dirty things in Sheshan like the smell of people very much. Even if they are cleaned up by sanitation workers, they will run back when they smell it."

Looking at Youyou's extremely serious eyes, Guan Gu shouted out with a "典!!!". Fei didn't quickly jump out of the tent door, hoping that her mother would give him three more legs!

"Hey! Guan Gu, run slowly!!"

Following Guan Gu, everyone came to a forest.

"forest…………"

Yu Mo looked at the dividing line between the woods and the stone beach under his feet with some hesitation, and was a little afraid to get in. The woods are a high-incidence area for mosquitoes.

Noticed Yu Mo's actions, Xia Yu took a few steps back to Yu Mo's side.

What I smelled around me was a very pungent smell of mosquito repellent water. Xia Yu's nose was a little sensitive to this smell.

He took off his coat and put it on Yu Mo's body, especially the short sleeves covering Yu Mo's body did not cover his arms.

Yu Mo smiled and said, "Thank you."

"You're welcome. But it will be a little hot. I brought the magic weapon over here. But it's all in my backpack."

After saying that, Xia Yu looked back and shouted to Yifei: "Yifei, Yu Mo and I will retreat first. You are hunting here, let's go to other places to find out if there is a convenience store."

"Oh! OK!"

Although he had ridiculed Yu Mo many times before, now he is facing difficulties, Yifei will not force Yu Mo to come in. Moreover, if the couple wants to live in the world of two, Yifei will not want to disturb him even more.

[Yi Fei: More importantly, my prestige is unbreakable in their hearts. Xia Yu has been my coach, and Yu Mo and I have been together for a long time. So there is no free viewing right. My ninjutsu performance tickets are all for lottery!]

Curry Sauce is a little panicked now. After Yu Mo and Xia Yu left, Yifei kept her eyes on herself...

Curry Sauce swallowed and smiled far-fetchedly: "Sister Yifei, what animals should we... fight?"

Yifei wrapped her arms around her chest, raising her arms and humming in a very majestic manner.

Picking up a small stone from the ground, holding the other hand up to point at the sea of ​​stars: "Curry sauce, have you seen the sparrow on the tree?"

"Yeah! Yeah! I saw it."

Ichifei nodded with satisfaction. Aiming and posing. Amyoji Ninjutsu and Shuriken.

call out!

[Crow: Baga, Baga, Baga...]

Everyone looked at it with big eyes. The stone in Yifei threw out was about two meters away from the sparrow.

Youyou: "What? Did you miss it?"

Bang! A piece of bird dropping fell on Guan Gu's head again.

Guan Gu wiped a handful of white excrement on his head and said in disgust: "Birds are more accurate than you..."

Mika looked at the sparrow just now pitifully and said, "The bird just flew a little bit, otherwise it would have hit the stone."

"Are you sure?" Wan Yu said with some doubts: "Why did it hit the stone, not the stone hit it?"

Yifei: "It's okay, I'll try again."

Ninjutsu Sutra·Tornado Shuriken!

call out!

Bang!!

In the middle, another piece of bird droppings is in the middle of Guan Gu's head.

Guan Gu's psychological shadows were even bigger than Zhan Boque's mind, and shouted to Yifei: "Yifei, don't insult the ninjutsu anymore!!"

Youyou thoughtfully took a tissue and gently wiped off the bird droppings on Guan Gu's head again.

"Maybe it's because I'm too hungry and my technique is a bit cold. But it doesn't matter. Real ninjutsu does not rely on brute force, but on wisdom and strategy."

Yifei said: "It seems that I want to use the Tianluo and Earth Net Technique passed down by the Hattori family!"

"Bomb sack sack sack!"

Guan Gu quickly raised his hand to protect his head and questioned: "Why have I never heard of it?"

Yifei looked at Guan Gu with a squinted eyes and snorted coldly.

A few minutes later...

A cage, a wooden stick. This is the "Oral Skills" level show.

Guan Gu's eyes were straightened: "Si Guoyi, it turns out that this is what Hanzo Hattori passed down. Then he will die with his eyes open. I, Uchiha, is magically willing to call you the strongest."
Chapter completed!
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