Chapter 453 5 Spirit Guardian Zhang Wei
No matter how slow the reaction was, I knew what happened when Mika and Ichifei reacted now.
Curry sauce unzipped the backpack, revealing several packs of chicken wings and chicken legs inside, and shouted: "Ah? I worked hard to carry a lot of meat over here. Don't you think we're going to eat it raw? I'll be there for the live broadcast in a while!"
After saying that, Curry Sauce continued with some hesitation: "Although eating these meats is definitely very popular, you should get sick if you eat them..."
Wan Yu replied: "No, it's definitely ill. After taking it, you'll be ready to go to the hospital ICU." He shook his fingers and circled around, and Wan Yu tilted his head gently and smiled.
Yu Mo picked up a thin branch on the ground and suggested with interest: "Why should we try drilling wood to make fire?"
"Yu Mo, are you serious?" Yifei didn't know what to say.
Yu Mo nodded seriously and said, "It's serious. I wanted to try drilling wood to make fire a long time ago."
"Oh My God……"
Yifei wrapped her hands in front of her chest and said with a groan, "Who said she didn't want to come here to get mosquitoes and just wanted to stay in the tent at the meteor shower?"
Yu Mo pointed to the people next to him with a terrifying cry: "Who is it? Who is it?"
Four people: "..." Shika still refuses to admit it.
Yu Mo couldn't stand the eyes of the four people, and his old face turned red and explained: "Zi Qiao didn't bring a PS3 or diesel generator, he only brought a PSP, so I had to find something else to do."
"Aren't you afraid of mosquitoes?" Yifei once again blatantly exploded Yumo's dark history: "When we were in high school, the school organized a tour, and the favorite thing we like was next to you, and you would recruit mosquitoes away. We wouldn't be bitten by mosquitoes."
Curry Chan asked, "Ah, is that right? No matter how you look at Sister Yu Mo doesn't look like she is mosquitoes? Don't mosquitoes usually like fat people? They are bloody and juicy."
Yifei smiled and said, "I'll tell you the curry sauce, Yumo was 180 kilograms in high school."
Yu Mo shouted in anger, "Yifei!!!"
After listening to Yu Mo's glorious deeds, Curry Sauce looked at Yu Mo in admiration and said, "It's amazing! One hundred and eighty kilograms! Sister Yu Mo how did you reduce it? Can you teach me how?!"
"Ahem!"
Mika saw the topic more and more tilted, and couldn't help but interrupt, rub her stomach and said, "Can we solve the problem of barbecue first? I'm so hungry now."
Yifei said, "But we are also a clever woman who doesn't have the tools to make fire. Yumo, who do you have anything to make fire? Mega and I carried barbecue grills and curry sauce to carry food."
The reason why I didn't ask Wan Yu was because Wan Yu was light-fitting and didn't bring anything other than her mobile phone and wallet.
Yu Mo said, "I only carried mosquito repellent water and clothes."
Mika stomped her feet several times in a hurry and said, "Ah? What should I do?"
Curry Sauce asked, "Do you guys bring lighters?"
"Impossible, none of them smoked, why do you bring a lighter?" Yifei said: "It's all Zeng Xiaoxian! I wasn't hungry at first, but it's all the blame for that dead man. I made a dumpling! Let's settle the score with him!"
Mika followed Yifei and raised her head and wailed: "Don't mention Zongzi!!55555..."
After Yifei mentioned it, Meijia also transferred all the hungry resentment to Teacher Zeng.
[Meijia: Little Tathagata's divine palm slaps your chest - Ola Ola Ola!! Slap!!]
But it turns out that Yifei and the others made a wrong decision to find Teacher Zeng.
When I saw Teacher Zeng’s newly prepared “tent”, Yifei slowly spit out two words: “Spring…”
After hearing that Yifei actually made such an evaluation of her masterpiece, Teacher Zeng almost fell from the stone under her feet when she slipped.
"Sister Yifei, stop talking, I'm almost hungry."
Mika shook Yifei's arm, and hid behind Yifei to block his sight from the spring scroll, nor did she want to hear it.
Click.
On the side, Xia Yu took a photo of this rare spring scroll.
Haitang, Ziqiao and Zhan Bo used the astronomical telescope brought by Ziqiao to see the beauty in the campground next door. Xia Yu was not interested, so he wanted to come here to see Teacher Zeng’s collection of strange tents.
Just after Yifei and Mika left, they took pictures of the zongzi shape of the tent and witnessed how the spring rolls worked.
Yifei was really uncomfortable by Mikako. She pulled out her hand and asked the three of them: "Do you bring a lighter or match? We are preparing to grill, and we brought a barbecue grill and meat, but we forgot to bring the fire."
Xia Yu frowned secretly. They actually remembered bringing food? But even if they remembered bringing food, they forgot to bring the tools to make fire.
However, the plot has changed slightly, Xia Yu has seen it many times, and even Yifei Xiaoxian's evil fate has not been continued until the fifth season. This small change was thrown away by Xia Yu's thoughts on it.
Zhang Wei asked in confusion: "I started barbecuing so early? I haven't even arrived at six o'clock now."
"It's not all your fault! Zeng Xiaoxian!!"
Yifei shaved a fierce eye at Teacher Zeng, who felt puzzled: "What's the matter?"
Yifei shouted, "It's all your fault for being a dead person! I made a rice dumpling! There is also a spring roll! I'm hungry when I see it!"
…………Teacher Zeng shook his shoulder and said, “I didn’t bring it. I worked so hard to carry N tents. How could he carry more lighters!”
"What should I do... Can your meat be eaten raw?"
When he heard Yifei actually put his ideas on him, Teacher Zeng immediately protected his chest with both hands and scolded him in a coquettish manner: "You want to eat me?! I hate it, consider where we are."
Yifei: "..."
Meijia: "Please, Teacher Zeng, I'm going to vomit. Do you want me to get hungry?"
"Do you want a lighter? I have it." After Zhang Wei said that, the lighter he took out of his pocket instantly attracted the attention of Fei and Mijia.
Xia Yu asked from the side: "Zhang Wei, why do you carry a lighter with you? I remember you don't smoke normally..."
After a pause, Xia Yu curled up the corner of his mouth and joked: "And I still remember the fat lighter with his eyebrows killed someone last time. You dare to bring a lighter..."
"Hehe, I've brought it with me since then." Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I tell you that I have a major discovery. That is, people usually borrow lighters instead of hair dryers. So I now carry lighters and hair dryers with me."
Teacher Zeng laughed and said, "Your discovery is really important, so great that it can be said to have created a miracle of mankind. With both wind and fire, you might as well bring the three of the five elements left with you and you will have nothing in your life."
Yifei mocked, "You idiot, where is the wind in the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth?"
Teacher Zeng asked back: "Is that true? Are the five elements not the sound of wind, fire, water, thunder and earth?"
Yifei felt tired of vomiting Zeng Xiaoxian's jokes, but she still insisted on doing this job: "This Zeng not only has poor common sense, but also has a math level of Meijia."
Xia Yu smiled at Zhang Wei and said, "The other four elements are not without Zhang Wei. There are a lot of water and human bodies. The taste of earth and Zhang Wei is very earthy, a bunch of plaid shirts. Wood and girl you are a wood, straight man."
Zhang Wei was a little dissatisfied and asked, "What about gold? I don't think I'm short of money! But I'm just thinking about it."
Chapter completed!