Chapter 45 On How To Count A Man
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The men in the Love Apartment are here and have listened to an inspirational story - Zhang Wei's history of youth struggle.
Ziqiao and Zhang Wei met for a moment and were laughed and said, "Zhang Wei, your growth history is really difficult and difficult. Come on, I'll give you a cup!"
Zhang Wei drank the wine with a sincere and serious look on his face: "Actually, I am a talented person, but it's a pity that I'm jealous of the talent."
"Oh! I know!" Guan Gu raised his hand and said, "This is what people often say in court. They die young, right!"
puff!!!
"Guan Gu, this is a person who died very early." Xia Yu friendly to Guan Gu to popularize this idiom.
Guan Gu nodded clearly and then sincerely apologized to Zhang Wei: "Oh, I'm sorry Zhang Wei. My Mandarin needs to be improved."
"It's okay, it's okay." Zhang Wei smiled with a sigh.
Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "There are also many celebrities who become famous after they die. Do you want to think about it?"
Teacher Zeng said, "Stop messing with Ziqiao."
Guan Gu asked, "So Zhang Wei, what are you doing now?"
"I am now internship in a law firm while preparing for the next judicial examination. As long as I pass the exam and get my lawyer's license, I will be able to become a formal lawyer and my life will improve."
"Then what do you do internship? A paralegal, helping formal lawyers organize case documents?"
"Well, no. I'm in the IT department."
As soon as the word IT was put out, Zhang Wei immediately accepted the respect of Mr. Bai Zeng from the Internet: "Wow! I didn't expect you to still understand IT! What exactly do you do?"
"Embroidered disc."
Teacher Zeng almost squirted out a sip of wine, and the little bit of looking up to Zhang Wei just now disappeared.
Teacher Zeng said to Zhang Wei: "By the way, Zhang Wei, after you entered the law firm to study, have you encountered some more reliable opportunities?"
Zhang Wei sighed, shook the bottle of wine in his hand, and said, "There have been. The opportunities in the past came to me like raindrops, but I flashed one by one."
Teacher Zeng patted Zhang Wei sympathetically and said, "I have the same experience as you. Come and take a sip."
Bang.
Yifei walked over and smiled friendly, "Hey, ask again, is anyone willing to come and share the rent with me. I can protect you."
Zhang Wei silently leaned on the mountain Xia Yu.
"This, we..." Teacher Zeng gave Ziqiao a look to the kind-hearted Ziqiao.
Zi Qiao squeezed out a sentence: "We think living with a mouse has a unique charm."
Teacher Zeng followed Ziqiao's words and said, "Yes! We must treat every creature in the world equally!"
Guan Gu also shook his head and said that he did not want to move in. He was very satisfied with the room now. And recently he was busy drawing the love three-legged cat and had no time to move.
Seeing that Mo Deren was about to go over, Yifei put away her smile and said with a serious expression: "Okay. Since you don't want to move here, I won't force you. But..."
Bang!!!
A stack of black and white paper was thrown onto the table by Yifei.
Zi Qiao used his hand to fiddle with it and could make a short page of paper: "What is this?"
“A management plan.”
"A basket? Yesterday President Amariken issued a plan at White House, also known as this name."
Yifei rolled her eyes to Zi Qiao, the illiterate one, and said, "A blanket means a series of meanings."
"What is this?" Zhang Wei reached out to pick up a stack of pieces. He felt bad when he saw the title on the first side: "A treaty for cede land compensation?!"
Yifei spoke very quickly and said a series of lines: "This includes when you need to turn off the lights and when you get up and when you prohibit outsiders from visiting how many decibels are calculated as noise, as well as the punishment method after violations, as well as the details of the area for each of you to clean up a weekly charity every week!"
Xia Yu pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "Yifei, your tongue twister is at full level."
Yifei said coolly: "Hmph, this is a necessary skill for our ideological and political teachers. Just."
Even Zi Qiao, who mastered advanced ventriloquy, took a while to read the things Yifei had passed in his mind: "Ah! You think you are our class teacher!"
"Hey, what is this?" Zhang Wei turned a very eye-catching word: "Life Security Guarantee Fund?"
"Oh, I almost forgot, there's this."
Yifei tweaked her bangs and said, "If you still need to hit a strong mouse next time or some strong mouse, I can provide professional services. Of course, this is not free."
When Teacher Zeng heard this, he threw the package in his hand on the table and protested loudly: "Aren't you just a protection fee?"
"Of course you can not hand over, and I will not force you to hand over."
Yifei smiled and said, "But if you meet those cute animals next time, don't be afraid, and don't call them gay dad."
"This is unfair!" Ziqiao also joined the protest legion.
Teacher Zeng said: "Yes, everything here is aimed at us. Love Apartment is not an autocratic centralized system!"
"Ah haha! There is no question of autocracy and centralization...but it's almost the same." Yifei said with a reasonable and well-founded statement: "I am affected and protect you, of course I will formulate relevant management regulations."
Xia Yu said: "The army and judge are not the same noun. Yifei, your logic is not understandable."
Teacher Zeng heard Da Zhen’s grandfather: “Hmm!!” But Yifei glared back at the look of her eyes: “Yeah”
"Sorry, I'm not an army, I'm a law enforcer and a law maker!"
Zhang Wei said weakly: "We can protect ourselves."
"You? Hum!" Yifei clearly expressed his contempt for the audience: "It's not me who I am targeting, everyone here is all hot! The three heroes fight Lu Bu, and you three can't fight a strong rat!"
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"Listen!" Yifei directly interrupted Teacher Zeng San Rao Xiongqi: "Only people standing at the top of the food chain can formulate the rules of the game. And I am this person. Because, I am not afraid of anything.
I'll wait for you in 3601. I'll come over after thinking about it."
After that, Yifei turned around and left.
After Yifei left, the three sluts showed their true strength.
Zhang Wei said: "I'm not afraid of anything, this is... too absolute."
"If it comes to beast fighting chess, even the elephants at the top of the food chain will be afraid of gambling mice at the bottom." Xia Yu smiled and said, "But, Yifei only killed an enhanced version of the mouse yesterday."
Teacher Zeng shivered, snatched Xia Yu, who was majestic in the enemy, and said, "What's there to be afraid of? No matter how arrogant she is, she is just a woman."
Zi Qiao said: "Biologically speaking, it should be in other fields."
"Did you see the third sign in the toilet?" Xia Yu pointed to the sign on the board next to the toilet and said, "Man, woman, Hu Yifei."
"What's wrong with the exception of the fact that the androgen is a little higher than that of normal people?"
Zhang Wei said with horror: "Can the normal female surrogate damage output exceed the male surrogate damage output?"
"Okay! Listen!" Teacher Zeng tried to defeat Hu Yifei, and first of all, he had to boost morale for the men: "We men must not cede land and pay compensation for a woman! The so-called wealth and honor cannot be lustful, poverty and humbleness cannot be moved, and mighty and force cannot be betrayed!"
"These three sentences have nothing to do with you." Xia Yu smiled and said, "Zhang Wei is a poor man, Zi Qiao is a traitor, and Teacher Zeng, you are a soft man."
Guan Gu nodded in agreement: "It makes sense."
Teacher Zeng pushed Xia Yu away in anger: "Oh, Xia Yu, please go away!"
Zi Qiao was slightly motivated by Teacher Zeng and said, "If we can make Hu Yifei afraid once, we might change."
Zhang Wei: "Do you have a good idea?"
"I haven't thought about it yet."
"Then we just want to!" Teacher Zeng said excitedly: "We have three people. Three cobblers, so bad that Zhuge Liang is so bad! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Xia Yu poked Guan Gu and said, "Do you think they count as three?"
Guan Gu suppressed his smile and said, "I think at least one and a half, at most two and a half."
Chapter completed!