Chapter 432
"When I was six years old..."
Speaking of the emotional part, Zhao poet couldn't help but look over: "At that time, my mother raised a cat, but the cat and another cat actually did that kind of thing on my famous brand AJ Global Limited Edition. Cats are the most terrifying creatures in the world. They don't eat dog food, keep dog food, and specialize in giving dog food. They also dirty my global limited edition AJ!"
Yu Mo said calmly: "It's just a pair of shoes from my childhood. Even if you still keep them now, you can't wear them."
Zhao Haitang said: "But I can collect it! I can show it to my son in the future and show off my father's precious collection when he was a child and his glorious childhood!"
Mika said, "You don't wear it for your son but for him to show it? I think your son will run away from home."
Zhao Haitang said: "I have developed a good habit of looking at shoes since I was a child, which will help him find a girlfriend in the future."
"??Is there such a saying?" Guan Gu said in a panic: "China still has this custom!"
Youyou quickly corrected: "No! This is all made by Zhao Haitang. Guan Guan, don't listen to his nonsense."
"Who said I was blind? I have evidence! Let me ask, what do you think of girls first?" Zhao Haitang looked around at the boys present and asked.
"Look at the face." Xia Yu first answered: "Although it's the same when my girlfriend turns off the lights, I like to find a beautiful girlfriend and never turn off the lights. Secondly, it's interest and personality. Yu Mo is willing to play games with me. He is very open-minded."
"Feeling." Guan Gu looked at Youyou affectionately and said, "When I first saw Youyou, I fell in love with her at first sight. I had a crush on her for a long time. Later we got along."
Ziqiao: "I look at girls... I also look at the feeling. If I feel I can get on, I will get on. If I can't get on, I will get off."
In order, it was Teacher Zeng's turn.
Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei next to him with a light and light expression on the surface, but his eyes were filled with murderous intent. He swallowed his saliva in fear and asked Yifei: "Yifei, what do you think of a girl first?"
"I think of girls? Of course, it's inward! If it's a small pepper, I'll rinse it first. If it's a little lamb, I'll quickly introduce it to Zhanbo."
Speaking of this, Yifei remembered the glorious deeds of her assisting Zhan Bo to chase Wan Yu a few years ago, and said one after another: "Finally, with my unremitting efforts, Zhan Bo finally chased Wan Yu."
Zhan Bo and Wan Yu both wanted to dig a hole and bury themselves.
Although most of the people here are acquaintances, the two thin-skinned Dasha and Ersha feel so ashamed to be told about the dark history of Yifei!
Teacher Zeng apologized to Zhan Bo and Wan Yu in his heart. They helped him divert the firepower of Yifei, so he could take advantage of the situation without answering this question.
Teacher Zeng asked Zhao Haitang, "Haitang, what are you looking at girls?"
Zhao Haitang smiled complacently and said, "I, I like to look at my legs when I see girls."
"Yo"
Meijia put on the expression of an old driver, looked at Zhao Haitang teasingly, and smiled: "I didn't expect you to have this kind of habit. As expected, college students nowadays really know how to play."
"No, Sister Meijia, you misunderstood. What I mean is looking at shoes."
Zhao Haitang said: "Shoes are a symbol of a person's status. The fastest way to defeat a person on the court is to point at his shoes and say: 'Your pair of AJs is pirated! And mine is a limited edition!'"
A straight man, it's confirmed.
"I now know why Zhao Haitang is obviously a rich second generation, but she doesn't have a girlfriend yet."
Yu Mo whispered: "Looking at shoes, I love to talk about literature and art. There are really few girls who can talk to him."
“This is not necessarily.”
Youyou said, "From my perspective, Zhao Haitang will either find a like-minded person in the future, or find a person who knows nothing but can fill the emptiness in Haitang's heart. The one in front is difficult to find, and the one in the back is hard to come by. It depends on fate."
Xia Yu fiddled with Xiaobai's hands and feet and smiled: "Fate? What the love apartment is the most inseparable is fate. Maybe Haitang will be able to meet his sweetheart soon. Are you right? Xiaobai? Do you want to find a female cat?"
Xiaobai looked at Xia Yu indifferently, and the latter asked again: "Do you want to breed? If you want to, nod your head. If you don't want to, I will take you to sterilize. Otherwise, if you hold it in, it will be bad for your health. Your lifespan will be shorter for several years."
Xiaobai was still indifferent and didn't blink.
This undeniable attitude made Xia Yu want to solve the problem by throwing a coin directly.
The super electromagnetic cannon destroys this cat humanely.
"Ahem!"
Yifei coughed twice, attracting everyone's attention to her: "Now everyone is all, and the opportunity is rare. Let's talk about the three-legged match next week."
Everyone's faces darkened, and they all lowered their heads and pretended that they were eating and surviving, and had no interest in other entertainment activities.
"Hey hey hey, what's wrong with you? You can't be more active?"
Yifei looked at Xia Yu and said, "Xia Yu, come and express your opinions. How should we train?"
She remembered that when she announced this, Xia Yu did not object. So Xia Yu was the best robot candidate.
However, what Yifei didn't expect was that Xia Yu had betrayed.
Originally, Xia Yu thought it was no big deal to participate, but now there is an extra person to play with at home... Xia Yu really wants to stay at home.
"Yifei, I don't think we have to participate in that competition."
Xia Yu picked Xiaobai up and blocked him as a shield, and smiled at Yifei, saying, "Look, I still have to take care of Xiaobai. I really don't have time to play a three-legged match for two people."
Yifei said angrily: "Did you buy a cat and give it to you as an excuse not to exercise?!"
"Not an excuse."
Xia Yu hugged Xiaobai hard in the circle of his arms and said to Yifei seriously: "Xiaobai is still my reason, is it the result, or my result."
[Zhuge Dali: Ah snee! Ah snee! Ah snee!]
Yifei tsk to Xia Yu unhappily and looked at Yu Mo, hoping that Yu Mo would stop Xia Yu: "Yu Mo, you keep in mind... What are you looking at me so eager to speak but stopping? "
But seeing Yu Mo's expression, Yifei vaguely felt something was wrong.
Yu Mo immediately stopped the little thought in his heart and smiled at Yifei, "Uh... I didn't want to say anything, I will persuade him well."
"Very good, I deserve to be my good sister."
Yifei did not doubt that he was, and firmly believed that Yu Mo would not betray her.
Yu Mo: “…………”
Xia Yu and Yu Mo looked at each other, and then they both looked at Xiaobai.
He raised his head and looked at each other again, and the two reached an agreement on their meaning: "Xiaobai can't leave it alone. After returning home, he discussed how to swear by Yifei."
The others were too lazy to say anything, but the others believed that they would not dare to resist.
Looking at the only fish that escaped the net, Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei was secretly sneering in secret at this time, glad that he didn't have a CP, so he had a good reason not to participate in the three-legged competition of the two. Yifei smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, you don't have a partner yet. How about you consider Zhao Haitang?"
The happiness ended so suddenly that Zhang Wei didn't react for a moment and looked at Yifei in a daze.
"Haitang, do you have no objection?"
"I have no objection. I have played with the three-legged two people."
Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "Besides, how could I object to Teacher Hu's request?"
As soon as Zhao Haitang spoke, he immediately blocked Zhang Wei's retreat.
Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang in despair, and had ten thousand MMPs in his heart not only to say, but also wanted to write them out and stick them on his face! You can't be that simple young! You can't drag him into the water!
"Very good, Haitang. If you have any difficulties in the future, please contact me and I will definitely help you solve them as soon as possible."
Yifei glanced at everyone, ignored the haze on everyone's faces, raised her wine glass and smiled: "Come on! Let's celebrate in advance the three-legged match between the two men swept across the army like a sweeping mat! Cheers!"
"Cheers~('〲 ~~)"
Chapter completed!