Chapter 413 The power of the shit shoveling officer is really great
bar.
Xia Yuzhan Bozi, Teacher Qiao Zeng, looked at Guan Gu from afar like a poet who was like a vicissitudes of life on the bar.
Zhang Wei asked, "What's wrong with Guan Gu? He even had a beard."
Zhang Wei has not had time to go back to the apartment these days, and he still wants to get back with Weiwei. But in the end he is in vain.
"First, Boss Biao's publishing house was blocked by the police. After the bet period, his lover pressed his head on the table and apologized to the senior brother. He was also told that this was actually a bureau."
Xia Yu briefly summarized the story of the past few days: "Lightning Gorge is not a secretary. It turned out that he signed the contract of the senior brother's publishing house. Boss Biao was sent to the police station by Comrade Yifei. These three things are nuclear bombs!"
Zhang Wei said oh, expressed his understanding, and looked at the name of the book in Guan Gu's hand from afar, and asked, "Then why is he still reading the Art of War with Sun Tzu?"
"Sun Tzu's Art of War, the Code of Wisdom. Five Thousand Years of Brilliant Culture." Guan Gu shouted loudly: "This is really amazing. The Battle of Tuosha, the Battle of Yin Island, and the Battle of Heyue Night are instantly turned into a slag!"
"This is Youyou's method. I explained to Guan Gu that this method of fooling him comes from Sun Tzu's Art of War."
Xia Yu explained: "Guan Gu has always loved traditional culture so much. So Guan Gu became obsessed with watching Sun Tzu's Art of War and successfully changed the focus. Except for his usual painting, he had no time to think about the things that happened during this period."
It’s also pitiful to Guan Gu, and he was fooled five times in just a few days.
But this is all his fault for being stubborn. Everyone doesn't want to fool him, it hurts his mind and brains.
It also hurts money.
Zhang Wei was shocked and said, "It's so easy to fool! Just a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War?"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Or what would you think Wan Yu and I fool him into the love apartment at that time?"
"I would have known Sun Tzu's Art of War, what other party would we hold!! I'll buy ten books to his old bookstore and give them to his whole family! Oh, I lost it, I lost it!"
Zhang Wei's focus is obviously the same as Guan Gu, and he is floating
Mika walked in through the door with crutches on both sides of her hands and smiled at the five people, "Hey, everyone is here."
Zi Qiao looked at Mika's legs with plaster in shock and said, "Hey! Mika, why are your legs swollen?"
"I sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! I'm a fracture!"
Teacher Zeng asked with concern: "Why did you break the bone and how did you fall?"
Meijia said to Teacher Zeng with a handsome nose: "Teacher Zeng, thank me! I jumped down from the upstairs to save your cat and broke my bones!"
"You jumped from the sixth floor, broke your bones?" Zhang Wei felt that he wanted to learn common sense again.
Zhan Bo said in surprise: "Oh my God, Love Apartment is about 3.5 meters on the first floor, and six floors are 21 meters. This height should be damned! Meijia, you can't have had the super soldier serum?!"
"I didn't get serum and didn't become the captain of the Chinese team. This is the normal reaction to jumping from the sixth floor."
Ziqiao shouted: "Listen to her, she must be talking nonsense about the breaking of the cat to save the cat!"
"I'll poke you to death! Can't you be a little loving?!" Meijia used the crutches in her hand to stumble on Zi Qiao to the group chat.
Zhang Wei looked at Teacher Zeng in confusion and asked, "No, Teacher Zeng. When did you have a cat?"
Teacher Zeng explained: "I mainly wanted to show my love, so I adopted a few stray cats in the apartment community and took them to the apartment, fed them some cat food, and helped them."
"Then why don't you raise it in 3601?"
"3601, there is Yifei here, how dare Teacher Zeng raise it there?" Xia Yu said in a word: "Suppose Yifei can throw a cat in one second, Teacher Zeng needs to jump off the building to save the cat, who will die between Teacher Zeng and the cat?"
"Go! Cats won't die so easily! Cats have nine lives." Teacher Zeng subconsciously tried to save the cat.
I realized that I was just talking about my godie easily. Teacher Zeng was stunned and his face became super exciting.
Mika smiled at the four people and said, "Look, my sister can use this plaster to achieve miracles!"
Mika walked to the other corner of the bar with crutches, sat down in a seat and leaned against the bar counter.
He pinched his nose with his hand and shouted in an almost deformed voice: "Ah! Isn't this the cat-saving hero on Weibo?!"
The loud shout attracted the eyes of the poop shovelers in the bar.
"Is it her?" "Yes, yes, yes, that's her, I saw it on Weibo." "It's a model for me and a shoveler!"
In a blink of an eye, a large group of shovelers were surrounded by Mika.
"Miss Meijia, you are really amazing! You dare to jump from the sixth floor to save the kitten. You are so brave! If I weren't afraid to do this!"
"Yes, yes, you are so loving to cats, you must have a lot of cats at home."
Mika nodded and replied, "Yes, I have a lot of cats at home. I'll show you the photos."
Take out your phone and click on the album, and find out the photos you took in 3602 yesterday morning.
In the 3602 suite, there are photos of cats and cat food on the sofa and on the floor.
There are several cats inside and several bags of cat food.
"Wow! So many cats! Envy!"
"I am envious of the real-name system. My wife only allows me to raise one cat, but she has two dogs at home!"
"I envy my ID number. My girlfriend also had a cat when she lived with me, but later she broke up with me and took the cat away!"
"Upstairs, are you in love with her or her cat?"
"Of course it's cats. I always act cute when I get home from get off work. But the cats spend less money and I don't usually point fingers at my living habits!"
"Miss Meijia, what you do must be related to pets."
"That's right." Meijia said with a smile: "I am a professional pet doctor and assistant. If your cats are feeling uncomfortable, you can visit us at this store."
Mika took out business cards from her pocket and handed them out.
Everyone who was watching from the distance was shocked. When did Mika actually have a business acumen?!
Xia Yu's eyes rolled, and immediately got out of the bar and went to the stationery store next to him.
After getting the business card, the shovelers who saw the name of the pet store on it said one after another.
"Okay, okay! We will definitely visit us!" "In the future, if the cat gets sick, I will definitely go to Miss Meijia's pet store for treatment!" "Miss Meijia, can I give us a discount?"
"This is OK, I'll give you 10% off!"
Mika raised her feet, pointed to the plaster on it and smiled, "Please write your name and phone number on this plaster."
"May I?"
"What a honor to be able to leave a name on the medal of the shoveling official hero!"
Xia Yu walked to the side of the shoveling owners with two boxes of pens and smiled, "Friends, do you buy a pen? It costs ten yuan per piece."
Mijia was shocked, and her eyes looked Xia Yu: "Damn, it's too dark for you to make money like this. An unscrupulous businessman."
Xia Yu blinked at Mijia: "The grandson said, knowing yourself and your enemy will win every battle. I learn from you. You earn your handsome guy's signature, I earn my money, and we each get what we need."
"I'll pay one here for ten yuan!" "I'll pay twenty yuan!" "I'll pay one hundred yuan!"
In an instant, the pen in Xia Yu's hand was snatched away.
The shoveler took a pen bought at a high price and left the name of the shoveler on Meijia's gypsum.
Looking at the bills in his hand, Xia Yu smiled happily and said, "The money from this shoveler is really easy to make. The power of cats is so great. Do I want to keep one? It's better to keep it at home and pick it up at any time."
Looking at Xia Yu who was returning home with a lot of loads, Zhang Wei was so citric: "No! You can make money by doing this!"
"Making money depends not only on your brain, but on your vision."
Xia Yu smiled proudly and said, "Discover business opportunities and then start quickly. Don't tell Yu Mo. This is private money."
Chapter completed!