Chapter 395 Battle Plan
Click Ding Dong! The phones of the three people in the room rang.
Yu Mo picked up his phone and looked at the new information, saying, "Hey, all the staff members of Yifei were tweeted, what happened?"
Xia Yu: "This is not a big group, it seems to be a new group that has just been built. The name is 'There is no Youyou and Guan Gu in this group'... It must be Guan Gu's business."
[Yifei: Send the method you think of to divert attention into the group!
Ziqiao: Didn’t Guan Gu have already been playing tricks on Xiao Hei? I think he is normal. He even returned to his fourth accent when he spoke.
Yifei: Xiao Hei thought Guan Gu was too annoyed and drove Guan Gu out. Now Guan Gu has returned to the standard Mandarin accent. So we need a new trick to divert Guan Gu’s attention! Before Zi Qiao got the eldest brother, keep Guan Gu steady. If he committed suicide by cutting his stomach, how can we explain to Youyou?
Teacher Zeng: Yes, that's right, what Feifei said makes sense.
Zhan Bo: Sister, why don’t you recommend Guan Gu to play Sudoku? This is a waste of time! I often finish Sudoku!
Wan Yu: Zhan Bo, are you bored when you are with me?
...
Yifei: Where did Zhan Bo Wanyu go?
Meijia: Wan Yu must be teaching Zhanbo a lesson now.
Zi Qiao: +1.
Yifei: interrupted the screen.
Xia Yu: It’s right? It’s simple. Zhang Wei wants to hold a charity party and let Guan Gu attend it. This will divert attention.]
After typing this line, Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei with a smile and squinted eyes: "Zhang Wei, you may really have to hold three charity parties."
Zhang Wei: "Your expression - funny.emoji?!!"
Yifei sent a new full staff again.
[Group announcement: Everyone!! 3601 will be held in an hour and must come! Discuss Guan Gu's affairs!!]
"Didn't Sister Yifei say she wants to discuss Guan Gu's affairs and hold a meeting?"
In 3601, Meijia shook her sleepy eyes and yawned: "Call us here and don't sleep anymore. Where are Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng?"
Zhang Wei looked confused at the same time, with a big eye mask on his face, weak and weak, but said, "It seems that he hasn't come yet."
"Wow, you were sleepy just at what time?" Ziqiao said in surprise.
"Aren't you sleepy?"
Zi Qiao said angrily: "Hmph! As a little white dragon in the waves, it is normal to stay up late. She only slept for four hours a day and her life was very regular."
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Then you will suffer from kidney stones because of excessive indulgence. Don't blame me for not reminding you. It's better to adjust your routine immediately, otherwise you won't knock out the stones in your head even if you knock off your kidney."
Yu Mo said to Mika, "If you are sleepy, you can watch TV, and wait while watching. Mika, the remote control is right next to you, and you don't turn on the TV?"
"oh."
Mika picked up the remote control and turned on the TV in a dull manner.
The TV is playing a movie. The following is the sound effects of the movie.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A man, in a room, there was a girl next to him looking at him shyly and eagerly.
A room, two characters, one male, one female, and one white bed.
Just looking at these things, this film is either "Oral Skills" or a three-component Luoyi film!
However, the old lady took off her pants, and all she saw was the man gnawing apples in front of the camera under the woman's gaze.
I nibbled an apple for several minutes.
Meijia: "Yu Mo"
Yu Mo "What are you doing?"
Mika said aggrievedly: "Didn't you say you won't get sleepy when you watch TV? Why do I get more sleepy the more I watch TV?"
Yu Mo was also sleepy, yawned a lot, and said, "How could I know that this kind of thing is broadcast on TV now."
Xia Yu held his head and looked at the TV and asked and answered: "Who can tell me how this film passed the review? The State Administration of Optoelectronics."
"Mika, please change the table quickly. If we continue to watch, we will fall asleep."
"Oh, change the channel. This movie is so boring that I forgot that there is still such an operation to change the channel."
I changed the station, but this man still ate apples!!
And the key is that this apple has returned to its original state! Then it was bitten and turned into an IPone
“???”
Mika quickly pressed to change the channel again, but it was still a hot man, and Apple both turned back to its original state.
"Oh my god, I'm dead for a while." Meijia changed several channels in a row, all of which were the same. And every time she changed Apple, it would turn back to its original state.
Zhu Diao Chan was shocked: "How can this movie be more cruel than the news broadcast!"
Zi Qiao said: "The news broadcast changed the channel, and each channel was still synchronized. For this program, the apple can still drink a blood bottle when changing the channel!"
"Meijia, exchange it for the first station." Xia Yu said weakly: "According to this time progress, the first station should be eaten, and it's time to do something else."
"Oh, OK."
The TV screen turned and returned to the original station.
Seeing the two full of blood on the TV screen, everyone shouted: "What the hell!"
Zhang Wei was all broken by this TV: "Meijia, you didn't change the wrong TV!"
Mika: "There is no wrong change, I remember it's from this station!"
Yu Mo: "Yes, I remember it's this station, too."
Xia Yu said: "Will that be so? He ate two apples in a row, and the one in front picked up another one after finishing it."
Mika took the remote control and ordered another station. This station was one in the middle of the station I ordered just now. According to time, the apple shouldn't be finished yet.
But, it's still a perfect apple!
"Oh my god, isn't it really hell?"
After changing several more, they were all the same Apples. Mika pointed to the TV and shouted: "As soon as we change the TV, we will return to the beginning of the Apple biting at the beginning! It will be the same for any station you change!"
"Yes, I can see..."
"Love Apartment has suffered a supernatural incident again."
"Mika, stop changing the channel, it depends on what happens after biting this apple."
Finally, a hot man ate the whole apple, meat and core.
Just when everyone thought the movie was finally coming to climax, a hot man picked up the pear.
When Xiaoxian Yifei walked into 3601, everyone was already lying down.ZZZZZ...
Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows and glanced at the two of them, then put them down, and said powerlessly: "Why are you here?"
Teacher Zeng said: "We were coaxing Guan Gu to sleep next door. After coaxing for a long time, we finally coaxed him to sleep."
"Also say! It's because of you that you're so slow!"
Yifei mocked: "Sing children's songs and reading stories, do you think Guan Gu is a three-year-old child?"
"But he fell asleep in the end. The hard work for just half an hour was not in vain. My method is still useful, hahahahahaha!"
Yifei ruthlessly revealed the truth: "That's because I put sleeping pills in the water I gave him!"
He squeezed his long hair and coughed heavily: "Cough!! Get up all of them!!"
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"My God! What did you do just now? "
Look in the direction of Xia Yu's fingers that were weakly raised.
The man in the movie on TV ruthlessly gnaws the skinless pineapple with his teeth.
Mika explained: "We just met the scene of the killing of pineapples, oranges, apples, pears, strawberries, and grapes. Now it is the second pineapple."
"I understand." Yifei and Xiaoxian looked at it for less than three seconds and had already had sleepy eyelids fighting.
Yifei almost fell down without resisting it. Fortunately, there was Zeng Xiaoxian next to him, who pushed him straight with the help of the reaction force and turned off the TV.
It was Zeng Xiaoxian who fell to the ground and sacrificed for the revolution.
Yifei said: "...I think this movie can be displayed for Guan Gu, which has a good hypnotic effect. You don't have to spend money to buy sleeping pills."
After glanced at the strange people lying, Yifei said, "I think everyone is sleepy, so I'll tell you a long story and arrange the task directly. Is there any problem?"
"No problem..." "I'll leave it to you to perform real skills."
"Tomorrow morning, Senior Brother Ziqiao Dai will pick up girls and solve the problem of Senior Brother Press as quickly as possible. Meijia and Xiaoxian are watching him not let him go out for a run around at home, so you can play this movie! In the evening, Zhang Wei will take Guan Gu to the charity party. Zhang Wei, do you need help with your charity party?"
"Need, needed!"
Zhang Wei nodded quickly, cheered up and sat down, and said to Yifei: "Our dean gave me all the charity party. He wanted celebrities, so I wanted to find some extras to play celebrities. Also, the venue of the party has not yet been decided."
"This is simple. Just hold this charity party in the bar, and leave the extras' affairs to..."
Seeing Yifei looking at him, Yu Mo said, "I can't do it. I'll go shopping with Xia Yu tomorrow."
"Okay, I'll find an extra in person."
Chapter completed!