Chapter 389
After Jason came, he was quickly arranged by Yifei to share the same room with Guan Gu. He had the most intimate and closest private consultations.
The crowd sat on the sofa at 3602 and waited.
Teacher Zeng said, "Yifei, is the psychologist you are looking for reliable? Why don't I make an appointment with one?"
"Don't worry, it's definitely more professional than the bald psychologist you recommended to Ziqiao before."
Yifei said: "Last time I was too anxious, so the doctor asked me to buy a few fish. I bought that big fish tank. I deliberately stuck the fish tank in the elevator, pulled the fish tank out of the elevator with force, and destroyed the elevator door. My heart felt relieved!"
"You deliberately stuck the fish tank in the elevator?" Teacher Zeng said: "Feifei, I was also stuck in the elevator that day."
"Oh, is that? You were there that day too?"
"I'll help you carry the fish tank back from the flower and bird shop!"
"Oh, I forgot."
Xia Yu patted Teacher Zeng sympathetically and said to Teacher Zeng: "Okay, Teacher Zeng, don't be serious. If you continue, Yifei will use force to solve the problem."
Teacher Zeng trembled all over and decisively zipped his mouth, not talking about it.
Meijia said: "But that's also the credit of this fish tank. What does it have to do with that psychologist!"
Just as someone was talking, Jason ran out of Guan Gu's room and looked very embarrassed.
"Jason, are you okay?"
"No, it's okay. Fortunately, I run fast."
Jason patted the suit on his body and said, "Your friend, I have basically observed it. It is indeed a lovesickness. But it is not just a lovesickness, but there are other questions. But before I could ask, your Guan friend pulled out his Qinglong Yanyue Sword!"
Yifei interrupted and corrected: "Wait, Qiao Duo Maba, our friend's name is Guan Gu, he is a Japanese. He is not a descendant of Guan Erye."
"Japanese? Oh, so that's it (Japanese)~~ This accent is so special, I thought he was from Chongming."
Jason said: "Since the psychological counseling just now ended very hasty, I will tell you about the situation of Guan Gu's friends."
Yifei said angrily: "Hasty? Explain the situation in Guan Gu in the whole story, otherwise I will bury you in a hasty way!"
"I can't do anything if the patient doesn't cooperate."
Facing Yifei's coercion, Jason did not change his face and said calmly: "Take advantage of my psychologist's profession, I can only tell you some of the conditions I understand. I don't understand the remaining honey disease, so I can't talk nonsense. If you guess wrong, you will smash your signature."
"Okay OK! Then tell me, what disease did you know just now?!"
Xia Yu had just gone to 3603 and got a game secret book, waved at Jason, and said, "Jason, this is the secret door and secret passage of all the girls' dormitories I collected in school in those years. It is the result of the unremitting efforts of seniors from all generations."
"Sure! Then I can tell you more about the situation."
Jason's words changed suddenly.
"Hmm!!" Yifei hummed heavily: "Have you forgotten something?"
"Don't worry, Teacher Hu, there is absolutely no secret door for female teachers here, and the teacher is absolutely safe. Jason, I'll give it to you after he finished speaking."
Teacher Zeng stopped Yifei from taking the sin in Xia Yu's hand and said to Yifei: "Feifei, calm down. Let the psychologist talk to us about Guan Gu first, it's not too late for you to rob it!"
Jason sat on the small sofa and said to everyone: "Simply put, your friend Guan Gu is now entangled in the troubles of love and career."
Yifei asked, "I can understand love, but I am a lovesickness. But how do I understand this career?"
Mika said: "That's right, Guan Gu's career has been quite good recently. It's the same as before, it's stable and has income."
"And he has a much higher income than me! He has two jobs!" Zhang Wei said sourly.
"Maybe her lover has succeeded in his career, so he has a kind of self-esteem in his heart that makes him feel a little guilty and unwilling to do so."
Yifei said, "But Youyou hasn't succeeded yet. She hasn't even made a single horoscope yet. She just joined the group."
Jason smiled faintly and said, "Although it's just a guess, guess is sometimes more terrifying than reality. I originally had some doubts about my conclusion. But now that I know that he is a Japanese man, I have a 78.98% chance of judging that he is in this situation now."
Xia Yu: "How did you calculate the decimal point?"
"This is my professionalism. In psychology, I don't want to mock you all, and I don't understand it very much. I am a professional."
Jason smiled and said, "Japanese men have a strong machismoism, which is caused by their national culture. This idea strengthens the patient's current condition."
"You mean, Guan Gu has made great progress in his career because Youyou has made great progress, but Guan Gu's comics career has not made much progress, so Guan Gu... is he... lemon?" Xia Yu summarized it very briefly.
"Yes, that's the case."
Jason smiled and said, "I have also treated many married men. Because I am not as successful as my wife in my career, it will make them feel humiliated that I am "kept in my career". They really want to prove their status as the head of the family in their career, but they have encountered bottlenecks and don't know how to go further."
Yifei asked, "Jason, since you have had this kind of diagnostic experience, are there any successful examples?"
"Of course there is this. I am a professional doctor. For example, this patient."
Jason took out a photo from his shirt pocket and handed it to everyone to see.
"Zhang Wei!" "Isn't this Zhang Wei?!" "Ah hahahahaha! Zhang Wei, you have also visited a psychologist!!"
Zhang Wei was anxious when he saw the photo and shouted: "What! When will I come to your place for psychological counseling! I warn you not to use other people's portraits without authorization. I am a lawyer who can sue you!"
"This is your face-like monster, not you."
Jason smiled relaxedly and said, "The person in this photo is called Xie Xiaojun, who is a documentary film director. However, his documentary is very niche and is often killed by people. The reason he came to me was that the greatest film in his career was killed by the TV station, and at the same time, her wife achieved great success in her career. So, he was so sad, so he came to me for psychological counseling."
Teacher Zeng said, "Oh~~Xie Xiaojun, it turned out to be him."
"You know each other?"
Xia Yu explained: "We happened to meet him when we were on the TV station. My wife was also her wife's beauty consultant."
"Oh~ That's right, this world is really small."
"Hmph, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Ziqiao mocked Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, you are really worthy of being your face-like monster! It's just the same as you!"
"Tsk! Don't change the topic, now understand Guan Gu's problem first."
Yifei started to act majesticly, turned the topic and asked Jason: "What happened later? How did you help him solve his psychological problems."
Jason smiled and said, "The best way is to divert attention. Xie Xiaojun has a dog called Jinbiao at home, so I asked him to focus more on this dog and treat the dog as his son. Later, he was fine."
Yifei sent a soul-searching question: "Do you have the only one method? I remember you proposed to me this way last time. I think Guan Gu's situation is much worse than that of me at that time. What should I do if Guan Gu's eyes turn into cross-eyes and fail to recover!?"
Jason laughed and said, "Whether it was you at that time or the current patient, the most fundamental psychological problem you have is anxiety. What I said is the best way to divert attention. However, this patient's condition is relatively complicated, and the most important thing to divert attention is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause."
Yifei resisted the idea of psychologist who had been saying halfway through this and said friendly: "How should we treat the root cause?" The teeth were clenched together, which showed how angry Yifei was now.
"The person who tied the bell must be untied. The best way is to let his girlfriend come back and talk to him now."
Jason smiled and said, "Remember, you have to have a face-to-face conversation and ask his girlfriend to talk to. You talk to him or chat with him, or video chat, are not strong enough. With the patient's personality, I think he will have a septum every minute. It's unknown whoever he has a stomach cut."
Bang!
A sudden sound came from Guan Gu's room.
Chapter completed!