Chapter 340 Wudang Bodyguard's Wisdom Exploding Lawyer's Unreasonable Girlfriend
[Guan Gu: Welcome back.
In the story of the previous episode, Teacher Zeng and Yifei finally opened their hearts and became a pair of nerve agents.
It's really gratifying, Coca-Cola.
We all feel happy, happy, and... tax evasion. Who wrote this line?
However, Zhang Wei didn't seem to be very happy because Yifei and Teacher Zeng did not invite us to dinner. They took the dining coupon from Xinggongguan to eat their meal.
I came back the next morning.
We were very pleased to see them, and Teacher Zeng finally became a man.
But our story is not over yet, and our life is still continuing. Please remember that this is the Love Apartment. Your best friend is right next to you, and your favorite person is right opposite.
Youyou!! Youyou!! We couple’s weekend plan are you ready for us!!]
A group of men in the Love Apartment were sitting on the sofa, eating barbecue and watching cats and mice playing on TV.
Zhang Wei almost turned into a groundhog, catching the late-night snack that Teacher Zeng invited.
Zi Qiao asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, have you really kissed Fei this time?"
Teacher Zeng: "Of course this is!!"
Guan Gu’s Q&A: “Have you stuck out your tongue this time?”
Teacher Zeng: "Of course this is!!"
“Good!”
Teacher Zeng: "Of course this is!!"
Repeat three times... Xia Yu stared at Teacher Zeng and said, "Teacher Zeng, are you a repeater?"
"Of course... this is the essence of humanity."
Teacher Zeng suddenly realized that he had been cheated after halfway through his speech, and he also used the joke Xia Yu usually said to make it back.
"Congratulations to Teacher Zeng, your future character songs will no longer be an old boy." Zi Qiao grinned.
Teacher Zeng frowned and asked everyone: "Then what role song should I use in the future? Is there a song about a good man?"
"It doesn't seem to be there." Xia Yu said: "But if you slow down, your theme character song will soon become a father."
"I think of a song!!"
Guan Gu said: "Teacher Zeng, if you are abused by Yifei in your future life and beaten into a pig's head, you can sing a song 'You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous!"
"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Xia Yu, Zhang Weizi and Qiao all burst into laughter: "Guan Gu, you are singing so magical!"
Hello Du This lyrics of the song "Drive" are sang with Guan Gu's special accent... Perfect?????????.
"You will be abused by domestic violence!" Teacher Zeng shouted: "I am a professional man, okay? How could I be abused by Hu Yifei!"
Xia Yu put on a strange smile and looked down at Teacher Zeng: "Teacher Zeng, do you believe this if you say this? Then don't look for us if you are abused by Yifei. We will not call the police for you."
Zi Qiao said: "And, let's just say that you are a professional man for the time being? Yifei is two men who are so strong."
Teacher Zeng's heart was a sudden idea, thinking that if he was really bounced and flicked by a foe.
No relatives, lonely and lonely......
At this time, Zhang Wei gave Teacher Zeng a glimmer of light.
"Teacher Zeng, I can call the police for you."
"Zhang Weisang!!" Teacher Zeng grabbed Zhang Wei's warm and greasy hands: "It's great to have you."
For Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng lost even the Virgo's obsession with cleanliness.
"But I want to collect money." Zhang Wei said seriously: "Because there is a risk in helping you call the police, you need to give me a certain deposit first. Afterwards, look at Yifei's attitude towards me and punishment, and then judge how much mental damage you have to pay and medical expenses."
"Damn! You have to collect money even when calling the police?"
"How can I call you the police if you don't krypton gold?" Zhang Wei said and pointed at the other people: "You can't buy these people for money. I, you can still get me with krypton gold. From this point of view, I'm more valuable than them."
"It makes sense to say it well." But Guan Gu felt something was wrong.
Zhang Wei was no longer fragrant. The barbecue smell was full of hands, which made people drool.
Teacher Zeng shook Zhang Wei's greasy hand and took out a tissue to wipe the barbecue oil on his hands: "Aren't you a legal pioneer? What kind of justice lawyer are you, Zhang Wei."
"Mr. Zeng, please correct your attitude. I am a professional, just and brave legal pioneer. There is no need for any doubts about this. If you frame my personality and identity, I will send you a lawyer's letter to warn you at any time."
Zhang Wei said narcissisticly, and reached out to touch his handsome and upright chin.
Xia Yu teased and said, "Speak so much, if you have the ability, you will get into trouble with Hu Yifei. Then I will give you a banner! It says, "The heroic martyr is not to be cherished."
Zhang Wei: "But Yifei is unreasonable. When a scholar meets a soldier, he can't explain it clearly. I am a lawyer and not a thug."
Zi Qiao mocked, "When Yifei was reasoning, you were still being played by her brain teasers? The room was exported."
Guan Gu said: "Facts have proved that Teacher Zeng, you! Compared to a lawyer, you need a bodyguard. And this bodyguard is even more civil and military."
Zhang Wei said: "It's simple. Where can I find a bodyguard in this world that can protect Teacher Zeng for Teacher Zeng."
Teacher Zeng's face turned red and he slowly said, "Yifei, isn't that true?"
"Yo"
In an instant, the four of them were fed a mouthful of dog food.
Youyou pushed open the door and walked in, saying to Teacher Zeng, "Teacher Zeng, Yifei calls you to dry clothes. Go quickly and go quickly."
"Oh, here we come!! Xiao Feifei is waiting for me!! I'm here!!"
Watching Teacher Zeng’s wandering back, Zi Qiao took a bite of the barbecue and said, “Barbecue is all the sour smell of love.”
"That's because what you eat is not barbecue but is connected by flesh and blood."
Hearing Xia Yu's explanation, Ziqiao looked at the string of things in his hand: "Damn, it's really connected. I told you why the smell of baby prickly heat powder on Teacher Zeng's body."
Zhang Wei: "This is really the worst time that I have been hacked by flesh and blood."
"There is gossip!!!" Meijia shouted and ran in: "Hurry!! Everyone's balcony!! Yifei and Teacher Zeng are drying clothes again. They have already dried them six times today, and they are the same clothes!"
"Oh, there's gossip to read again!!"
"Where is the watermelon?" "A serving of melon seeds!!" "The little stool is ready!"
Everyone lay behind the balcony window and looked at the two people drying clothes on the balcony 3601 from a distance.
Mika slapped the glass door with a heavy palm and scolded, "Damn, this glass is too thick, we can't hear anything."
Ziqiao: "Get out of the way, I can read lip words!"
"Oh, right? Then you can broadcast it to us quickly."
Chapter completed!