Chapter 291 Teacher Zeng is back
A bumblebee drove downstairs to the Love Apartment.
Teacher Zeng walked out of the bumblebee, supported one palm on the back of his head, and stood in the sun with a cool look.
He slowly handed a Red Bull picture to the girl driving.
Take it back.
Zi Niu costs five yuan per card. Thank you, no need to look for it.
The girl gave Teacher Zeng a blank look, took the five-dollar tip and sat back into the car, put on the sign of "car rental" to drive away.
"The ancients once said that fish and bear's paws cannot be obtained at the same time. Wealth will make people lose themselves."
Teacher Zeng stood in front of the Love Apartment and felt the sunshine bathing exclusively for the protagonist's halo D-: "Only by experiencing this level of realm can you truly control your own destiny! Become, the incarnation of God! Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian is back!"
"Teacher Zeng!!"
Meijia, who went to return Zhang Wei's cell phone and got the money, happened to meet Teacher Zeng: "You are back!!"
Hearing Mijia's voice, Teacher Zeng turned around, and for a moment, thousands of words came to his mouth, but he could only say two words: "Mijia."
"Teacher Zeng!! Long time no see!! We miss you so much!"
Meijia gave Teacher Zeng a bear hug.
"I miss you too."
Teacher Zeng patted Mika's head, let go of her hands, looked directly into Mika's eyes, and asked for help with four points, and said, "Mika, can you ask you something now?"
Mika said, "What's the matter? I will definitely help!"
Teacher Zeng said: "I am back this time and bringing a lot of gifts. Can I help me get them? There may be a little more, and I can't move them alone."
"Of course, where is the gift?"
As he said that, Mika turned her head from behind and saw a group of gifts piled up next to her.
"Damn." Mika's heart was filled with MMPs: "This is a bit too much?"
[Teacher Zeng Meijia: A big offensive with cute eyes.
Meijia: Catch it, fall to the ground.】
Turning around with a kind smile, Mika smiled at Teacher Zeng, "Teacher Zeng, why are you back so suddenly? You don't say hello?"
"Didn't I want to give you a surprise?" Teacher Zeng walked to the gifts piled up on the mountain of gifts, spread his hands like a god, and said, "How about it, do you feel like you're lit up?"
"Of course there is this!!"
Meijia Gao praised Teacher Zeng and showed off his thief.
"But none of us know that you are back, I'll inform you now!"
At this time, Teacher Zeng, who was piaohu, agreed without thinking much: "Oh, okay."
In fact, before Teacher Zeng nodded, Meijia had already run away with oil on the soles of her feet.
After Mijia was gone, Teacher Zeng realized: "Hey? No. Who helped me carry these gifts after Mijia ran away?"
Tickling his head that won five million, Teacher Zeng only reacted after a few seconds: "Damn. Meijia ran away."
One hour later.
Love Apartment 3601.
"Now is Brother Xian's delivery time!! All family dreams are realized! Everyone has a share of these gifts!!"
Teacher Zeng stood in the spotlight, leaning against Cheng Shan’s gift, his overwhelming confidence made him show off and laughed exclusively: “Ah hahahaha!!!”
But none of the people below looked down at him, and they were all holding gifts.
And there is no sound of disgust at all times.
"Is there something you like?" "No, what are you buying here?" "No, I can't use it." "What's this."
No one paid attention to it, and the obvious dissatisfaction with the gifts, and the gifts were thrown around, which made Brother Xian's expression very stiff.
"Teacher Zeng, before you come back, at least tell us what surprise comeback." Youyou looked for something that she didn't want for several minutes, and said MMP with a smile: "At least tell me, I can send you my gift list."
Teacher Zeng looked embarrassed.
Guan Gu pushed Youyou, who was talking nonsense, and spoke to Teacher Zeng: "Youyou, Teacher Zeng is back for thousands of miles, how can you just think about yourself?"
Youyou corrected and said: "That word is pronounced tiao, tiao."
Guan Gu spent three seconds to react to this idiom and correct the Martian Chinese dictionary in his mind.
"You are really too much," Guan Gu said: "At least you should give my list together. I have been planning for three months."
Mika twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "Haha, Guan Gu, it turns out that Youyou is just thinking about yourself. Are you thinking about yourself?"
[Teacher Zeng: Meijia, do you have the nerve to say Guan Gu?]
Teacher Zeng felt it was necessary to do something to save his sense of existence.
If this continues, his presence will be lower than that of Zhang Wei.
He bent down and picked up a black suit in a large long gift box on the ground. Teacher Zeng said to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, look at the brand new battle robe I gave you. European craftsmanship sews, seduces - Bah! It's an absolute weapon to attract women!!"
Zi Qiao looked at the brand new suit in Teacher Zeng's hand, shook her head disappointed after a while, and said, "You still don't know me very well. Clothes are just appearances. I am a person who talks about connotation. Suits are not that important to me."
Teacher Zeng's face froze and asked everyone: "What's wrong with this guy Ziqiao? Have you become a monk?"
"Is there a juicer!! Is there a juicer!!"
Yifei was looking for the practical things she wanted in the pile of gifts.
Seeing that Yifei had a need, Teacher Zeng immediately threw Ziqiao aside and greeted Yifei: "Oh, what is the juicer? I have a more powerful thing here - a helicopter!!"
……………………The scene once fell into absolute zero.
Yifei said awkwardly and responded casually: "Anyway, they can transfer." He took the toy helicopter handed over by Teacher Zeng.
Then it was thrown behind the sofa the next second.
!!!
Seeing that everyone was like this, Teacher Zeng was a little discouraged and asked, "By the way, where are the three of Zhang Wei, Xia Yu and Yu Mo?"
Guan Gu gave Teacher Zeng a look.
Teacher Zeng followed his eyes and saw Zhang Wei, who was dressed in a black suit and dressed in a hypocritical manner, walked out of the toilet.
Not only did he wear a black suit and black trousers, but he also wore a pair of sunglasses on his face and a small black bow tie under his face.
He walked to Teacher Zeng with a very confident pace and extended a gesture of "solo".
Teacher Zeng looked at Zhang Wei, who was different from Zhang Wei who he knew three months ago in confusion, and said slowly: "Is this... Little Ma Brother?"
Guan Gu said: "It may also be Brother Fa."
"Oh Confucius!"
Suddenly, Zhang Wei knelt down and grabbed his neck with his hands and grabbed it wildly.
Everyone:……………………
Why? Didn’t you have a freestyle solo just now? I suddenly fell to my knees.
Chapter completed!