Chapter 289 Shocked Yu Mo to make a salted fish rise with only 4 words
The next morning, the alarm clock at 8 o'clock woke Xia Yu up on time.
Turn off the alarm clock with one finger and continue sleeping.
The two of them played shooting games last night until four o'clock.
Yu Mo noticed that someone had gotten back into the bed and urged him: "Get up quickly. Didn't you say you would help me find someone to decorate today?"
"Yeah!!! Let me sleep for a while!"
Xia Yu's body twisted and moved in the quilt, moving, and approached Yu Mo in a caterpillar crab-spirited posture.
Noting that someone wanted to push himself to the edge again, Yu Mo vowed to defend his position to the death and remained firm.
Apart from internal rush, there is no situation that can get me out of bed.
The result of Yu Mo's inaction was that he was successfully eaten by a salted fish.
Then, the salted fish stuck to its back and stopped falling.
At this time, Yu Mo did not forget his original intention and kept his mission in mind, and turned around and retorted: "How long do you want to stick to it?"
With his narrowed eyes, he looked at the bold italic tic toe that popped out of Yu Mo's forehead. Xia Yu smiled indifferently: "When you ask me the right time, I hope it is, a thousand years later. In this ten thousand years of time, we can practice love. Looking at your dimples, smiling eyes, roses in the palm of your palm, and mermaid-like body, we hug back to back. In those adventurous dreams, I am the one who eats soy milk and fried dough sticks with you every day, and I am the one who accompanys you in Jiangnan to drunken Red Cliff. Alas, it's a pity that there is no if, we will never see the sunshine in the crack one day, but our love will not disappear."
"I am pregnant."
The simple four words are the best at Xia Yu.
With a bang, the quilt was shaken open and his back hit the wall several meters away from the bed.
Xia Yu looked at Yu Mo in horror: "What! Is our love going to disappear so soon?! It's impossible! We all have taken safety measures!"
Yu Mo waved a V-shaped hand and smiled proudly, "I'm lying to you. Go quickly."
【Crow: Baga, Baga, Baga, Baga, Baga,,,,,,】
"Oh, I'll go..."
Although he was unwilling to get up, Xia Yu was now completely awakened by Yu Mo. He got up unwillingly.
Holding a toothbrush in his mouth, Xia Yu called the phone call he had finally found in his classmate's book yesterday.
Hopefully he still has this phone number.
It took a long time to get the phone connected, and a lazy voice came from the opposite side of the phone, "Who is it? What's wrong?" It sounded like I hadn't gotten up yet.
I'm still asleep. MD I'm up, how could I let you continue to sleep and lose your mind?
I spent some time thinking about the tone of the voice of the boy's mother opposite I saw in high school.
Because I had imitated him and mocked him, Xia Yu still remembered this voice a little. In addition, this guy hasn't woken up yet, so he should still be able to trick him.
[Xia Yu: Actually, it should be attributed to my good memory, comparable to Conan's little red bow tie.]
With his hand covering his cell phone, Xia Yu said a few times in the air, "Ah, Ah, Ah." and found that feeling.
Immediately took off my hand and started to get in touch with Lao Liu in the dormitory: "Hey, Yunlong. I, your mother."
"Scared! Mom! Ah! It hurts!!"
It seemed to hit the head of the bed.
Even Xia Yu couldn't help but touch his slightly chilled head.
Wow, it hurts. Who hasn't had any experience hitting the bedside?
A few seconds later, the man on the opposite phone screamed in pain and then he mixed up with respectful words: "My mother, what's the point of calling here early in the morning?"
Xia Yu pretended to be angry and shouted, "When is it still sleeping!! Do you know that I am already playing mahjong with others at this time!!"
"Then you didn't get up and play mahjong with others, you just played all night."
Yunlong's complaints attracted a threatening onomatopoeia from Xia Yu, and he was so scared that he immediately shrank the complaint back: "I'm worried about my mother's body. Your voice sounds a bit weird. You're not sick."
A girl's voice suddenly penetrated across the phone: "Yunlong, who are you calling?"
"My mom, whisper."
Xia Yu's eyes lit up. Yunlong has found his other half. OK.
The girl seemed to have been woken up by Yunlong, so she cursed very irritably: "You are sick, isn't your aunt asleep in the next room? Why are you still using the phone?"
Yun Long was stunned for a moment, and so was Xia Yu.
[Xia Yu: I'll go, Yunlong's mother is actually there. This script needs to be updated, the author is dead!]
Yun Long also realized his true identity on the other side: "Damn!! Brother Yu, do you dare to be more bored?!"
"A little bit." Xia Yu smiled and said, "I have a business to look for you now. You are doing decoration, right?"
Yunlong asked, "What business? Home or store?"
“It’s a store, a beauty product store.”
Put down the towel for washing your face, Xia Yu went to the living room to take a sip of water to make his mouth not so dry. He just got up and his mouth was dry to death.
I knew I shouldn't have drunk Coke when I was playing games last night.
"You come here later and I will talk to your sister-in-law. She is the owner."
"Oh, I can call you sister-in-law." Yun Long smiled and said, "Do you go get the certificate?"
Xia Yu replied with a normal expression: "Not yet, but he has proposed."
"Okay, Brother Yu, it's really you. When will you get married?"
"Should wait a few more years, because I still have a few pairs of friends in this place now, and they can't get together for a long time. I feel tired." Xia Yu said with a smile: "I plan to wait until they are together and then hold a collective wedding with everyone."
"Okay!" Yunlong said: "I guess, are you living in Love Apartment now?"
The words made Xia Yu almost unable to catch his phone: "Damn how did you know? You secretly learned my skills?"
"No, I heard that my beloved lived opposite me. I just guessed it but I didn't expect it to be true."
"I live in Love Apartment, 3603. Take time today and come quickly, don't let your sister-in-law sleep in."
"Hehe, you must have been driven out of bed when you hear it. Unexpectedly, Brother Yu, you will have a day when you have bronchitis."
"Who is bronchitis..."
Xia Yu said with some dissatisfaction: "Do you dare to say you are not?"
"I don't even have a girlfriend." Yunlong said, adding: "I don't have a wife, either."
"Then how do you explain the girl in your room?"
"Oh, that's what I use to temporarily block my mom." Yunlong said in a low voice: "My mom always wants me to find a partner, and I don't want to go on a blind date, so I asked my friend to act as my girlfriend for the time being."
"You are too real." Xia Yu twitched his lips: "But you actually let the girl sleep in your room?"
"I only have two rooms in this room. My mother slept with one room, and then let us sleep with one room. She won't let her go."
Xia Yu said in disappointment: "Oh, Auntie's assist is very obvious, why don't you know how to get on?"
"It's impossible to find a girlfriend, it's impossible to find a girlfriend in this life. Isn't it good to play?" Yunlong said: "Isn't this what you said to us back then? Now you actually betrayed."
Xia Yu blinked and said innocently: "So I didn't find a girlfriend. Where do I have a girlfriend now? That's called fiancée."
"Hello, Brother Yu, goodbye to Brother Yu... Love Apartment 3603, okay, I'll go to see my sister-in-law this afternoon. Let me sleep for a while first."
Hang up the phone.
"Is this afternoon? Then I'll play the Seer first. Yesterday, Lisa Bubu, and today I went to fuse the Demon Flame Orangutan."
Xia Yu turned his head and planned to go back to the bedroom to get his computer and sit on the sofa to start e-sports, but as soon as he entered the door, he found that Yu Mo had already gotten up from the bed.
When he picked up the computer, Xia Yu sat on the bed and asked Yu Mo: "Why did Yu Mo get up so early, don't you have to sleep for a while?"
Yu Mo carefully applied a mask to himself in the mirror, then went back to bed, and said, "Isn't that classmate you are coming in the afternoon? Of course I have to dress up well. Start with a beauty sleep."
"Thank you."
Xia Yu lowered his head and gently touched Yu Mo's forehead. He felt the heat from his body through the mask, and his body's fire was almost unbearable.
Unfortunately, Yu Mo hated him to take off his facial mask or wipe off his lipstick to make out.
Chapter completed!