Chapter 211 Story Solitaire Assassination Mr. Yi 9
After verifying Tang Xiaoyou's identity as an underground member, Mr. Yi sent Zhang Xiaowei to assassinate Tang Xiaoyou.
However, what Mr. Ling Yi did not expect was that Guan Gu Miracle and Tang Xiaoyou fell in love.
Zhang Xiaowei's marksmanship is also a master of human body strokes. He hit Guan Gu miracle but failed to hit Tang Xiaoyou.
The key is not killed.
Guan Gu Miracle gave a one-star bad review for this. Reason for bad review: The marksmanship is too bad! Let me die! Tang Xiaoyou is too tormenting!!
At Guan Gu's mansion, Guan Gu wiped the blood from his body with a tissue and asked Tang Xiaoyou: "Xiaoyou, where should we go now?"
Since Mr. Yi sent someone to kill her aunt, it means that Mr. Yi has found out her identity.
She has no conditions to assassinate Mr. Yi now, and her strength is not strong enough.
Tang Xiaoyou shook her head and said she had no choice: "I don't know either. Is there any way you can do it?"
"I know someone who can help us get into prison." Guan Gu said: "Didn't you just say that your boss is in prison? I think we can go find him and rescue him. Maybe he has any good ideas to get us close to Mr. Yi. Then let Mr. Yi and the killer commit suicide by septum!"
"Oh really?! Then let's go find that person now!"
Tang Xiaoyou grabbed Guan Gu's hand when he was excited and exerted force.
"Ah! My hand! My wound is cracked again! Help Kasan (Mom)!"
In the car, Guan Gu slowly told Tang Xiaoyou the story of his friend: "My friend is Mario."
"Why does this name sound so familiar?" Tang Xiaoyou said in confusion: "Isn't this the dwarf in a game? The one who stepped on the durian."
"What's the matter with stepping on durian! That's a stupid thing that only Lu Ziqiao can do." Guan Gu said: "My friend is stepping on mushrooms!"
"Oh yes yes yes, that dwarf plumber who picked the mushrooms. I remembered it."
Tang Xiaoyou paused and said, "But he is just a virtual character in the game. And he has a poor taste in dressing. How can he help us?"
"What virtual character! Mario is real!" Guan Gu said excitedly: "Since my mother gave me the first game console when I was six years old, Mario was my best friend. Let's play together, draw together, adventure together, chat about worries together, and play games together, not Muto games.
For me, he is not only a plumber in a game, but also a hero in my mind. Whenever I am opposed to drawing by my dad, Mario always encourages me and comforts me."
Tang Xiaoyou now reluctantly accepts the two concepts of "Mario exists in reality" and "Guan Gu has a crazy mental illness".
Tang Xiaoyou asked, "Then where is he now?"
From Guan Gu's perspective, a director wearing a Mario suit (Mario voiced by director WZ) was driving in the driver's seat.
Looking along Guan Gu's sight, Tang Xiaoyou noticed that there was no "people" driving in the car!!
"ah!!!"
In prison, the jailer who was tired of beating Zeng Xian'er finally let Zeng Xian'er have a vacation with him.
Zeng Xian'er gasped and looked at the black and red wounds hidden under her clothes.
I couldn't help but touch it with my hands, and it was just a moment, and the sour pain rushed straight into my forehead.
"ah"
Bang!!!
The sudden explosion made Zeng Xian'er immediately feel excited.
Guan Gu photographed Uncle Mario and smiled and said, "It's so amazing Mario, your skills are still so powerful."
Mario slapped Guan Gu's head with a palm, and at the same time, he knocked the jailer who had just hit the door that had been opened by him and knocked him out with his hand knife.
Mario scolded the two of them, "Why don't you go and save people quickly. If you attract a large army, it's over. I'm just a plumber. Not every person who mixes the pipes is called the Ninja Turtle!"
"Hi."
Although Tang Xiaoyou has been watching Guan Gu talk to the air all the time, he can know that he should take the opportunity to rescue Zeng Xian'er as soon as possible.
Fortunately, it is a separate room here, and there is not much space. It doesn’t take any questions to find Zeng Xian'er.
When Zeng Xian'er saw the savior coming, she burst into tears: "Xiaoyou! Xiaoyou! You are here to save me!"
Turning back to see Guan Gu, Zeng Xian'er swore that he had never seen this man appear in the drama club.
Gossip instinct defeated the survival instinct. Zeng Xian'er asked Tang Xiaoyou: "Xiaoyou, when did you have a boyfriend?"
Tang Xiaoyou was about to talk about Guan Gu's identity, but when Zeng Xian'er made fun of her face, she turned red.
Guan Gu smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Guan Gu Miri. It's Xiao You's boyfriend."
"Oh. Hello, I am Zeng Xian'er. This brother, you are from Chongming."
"No! I'm Japanese."
Zeng Xian'er's face was a little weird, but she quickly recovered.
Although not in the country, it is obvious that this man named Guan Gu Miracle is a friend.
Xiao You recovered and explained: "This time we can only come in by Guan Gu's friend Mario opening the back door."
"Mario? The plumber with a poor taste in clothes?" Zeng Xian'er said to Tang Xiaoyou speechlessly: "Xiaoyou, can you make a better one?"
"No! It's true!"
Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, the back door suddenly opened just now is a proof of Mario's real existence.
Tang Xiaoyou: I believe it.
Guan Gu Miracle said to Mario: "Brother, hurry up and open the door."
"I don't want it!" Mario put his hands on his chest and said angrily: "He just said that my clothes are not tasted bad? Humph! He is not bad! He is like a beggar. Since he has the ability to wear beggar clothes, he has the ability to use a dog-beating stick to dig it out here!"
Tang Xiaoyou hadn't opened the door for so long, and asked Guan Gu: "Hey? Where is Mario?"
Guan Gu Miracle said truthfully: "Your friend just said that he had a poor taste in clothes. Mario was angry and refused to open the door for Teacher Zeng."
"ah?!!"
Tang Xiaoyou looked at Teacher Zeng with a tragic expression and said, "Then Teacher Zeng, you are finished, please be blessed. We don't have the key, and you ran away from the locksmith again. We can't help either."
"Damn! Is it reliable?"
Teacher Zeng walked around indignantly for a few times and asked anxiously to the two of them: "What did you eat for lunch today? Do you have spoons on them?"
"We had lunch today at a noodle shop run by a master on the road. The noodles are famous far and wide and taste very convenient. Oh, the master's surname is Kang."
Zeng Xian'er shouted, "Stop tug! I'm asking if you have spoons on you?"
Tang Xiaoyou asked, "Spoon? Do you want to dig the tunnel with the spoon?"
Seeing Zeng Xian'er nodding, Guan Gu said speechlessly: "Mr. Zeng, if you want to dig tunnels with spoons, you have to dig until 9102! By that time, the country will eliminate poverty. If you go out like this, you will be destroyed by humanity."
Tang Xiaoyou said: "That's Mr. Zeng, look at your current appearance, and you're so ragged and covered in black and gray. You are the real version of the national football team, which is even worse than Syria."
Zeng Xian'er said powerlessly: "But I don't even have a spoon now."
"Forehead……"
Guan Gu glanced at the corner of his eyes and saw a shovel in the corner of the cell, pointing to the thing and saying, "Mr. Zeng, if there is no spoon, you can try that."
I looked along Guan Gu's fingers and saw the shovel that was quietly staying in the corner.
Zeng Xian'er: I want to be quiet.
Turning his head, Zeng Xian'er said to the two seriously: "If there is no spoon, the shovel is barely OK!"
"But the terrain here is complicated, so it is basically impossible to escape!"
"Hmph, I designed this prison!"
Zeng Xian'er said proudly: "As long as I want, I can dig from the tunnel to the rooftop!"
After saying that, Zeng Xian'er picked up the shovel and started the crazy mole operation.
Seeing that Zeng Xian'er had a way to escape, Guan Gu said to Tang Xiaoyou: "Xiaoyou, let's go quickly, too."
Zeng Xian'er also nodded in agreement: "Oh yes yes, yes, you guys go quickly."
In a car on the main road, Xia Xiaoyu and Assassin Aqi watched the two (three people?) drive away.
A pair of scissors flew back and fell into Ah Qi's hands.
Assassin A Qi said, "Boss, I have killed that prisoner."
"Well, it's very good. In this case, Zeng Xian'er will have a long time to dig a hole."
Chapter completed!