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Chapter 189 Teacher Zeng's cover letter is nauseating

Zhang Wei moved to the remaining room of 3601.

But for some reason, I never heard three girls from 3601 say that Zhang Wei was sleepwalking at night.

Yifei told Teacher Zeng that he no longer had to participate in the radio broadcaster.

But it was a little late. Teacher Zeng had already heard Lisa Rong say it when she was going to do the show the night before.

Lisa Rong came forward on behalf of the radio and television station and officially canceled the contract with those Internet companies.

In other words, Teacher Zeng no longer has to host the brainless program of Radio Bohan.

Although it was a brainless program and only had one episode, Teacher Zeng also gained a little popularity.

It is a great thing to have a listener again.

At first, Teacher Zeng thought so, but soon Teacher Zeng discovered that it was not that simple.

The audience coming from the radio wave Han were not normal listeners. They almost made Teacher Zeng autistic.

[Teacher Zeng: Do you think it’s a glorious host? I was voluntarily given some brain-dead questions, and voluntarily given some brain-dead prizes to solve some brain-dead problems for some brain-dead listeners! I can no longer stand it! Only by being promoted to management can I truly decide my future. This time, Director Qian was ejaculated and unconscious, which is an excellent opportunity for me! Director Qian, don’t wake up!!]

"Have you met Teacher Zeng?"

Guan Gu walked into the small room of 3601 with an envelope.

Inside, Zi Qiao Youyou Yifei and Xia Yu are playing flying chess.

Ziqiao spent several packs of French fries to gather these boring people to play boring chess.

Xia Yu has always been bored after hiring Xia Xue. Youyou has not received any notices after several dramas last time. Yifei seems to have just finished a very important exam and is still in a very leisurely state.

Youyou said, "Guan Gu, you have found the wrong place."

Guan Gu explained: "No, I have already searched for him in his room, he is not there."

Yifei asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"

"I picked it up on the floor, an envelope with his signature on it. It might have fallen out of my bag when I left."

Youyou smiled and said, "It's not a love letter."

Xia Yu smiled and said, "Youyou, what era is Teacher Zeng from? How could he write love letters?"

"That's right, the suicide note is almost the same." Yifei said: "Guan Gu, open it and take a look."

"Hey, this is a private letter, you can't open it. You can't peek."

As soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, Zi Qiao snatched the envelope in his hand.

"Oh, Joe!"

"Shh!! I'm not called peeking, I'm watching openly! It's my unshirkable duty to help my friends firmly write letters!"

Yifei agreed with Ziqiao's approach very much because her gossip and she kept giving Ziqiao a thumbs up.

But when she saw Ziqiao's hand that had just touched countless chips touching the envelope, Yifei couldn't help but feel chilled and said, "Hey, please, can you wash the oily claws before fulfilling your obligations? It's so disgusting!"

Youyou said, "That's right, Ziqiao, I want to stuff you back into your mother's belly."

Zi Qiao stopped the movements in her hand and glanced at her greasy fingers.

It would be too troublesome to get up and wash your fingers now. And he didn't want to wash off the scent of the fries on his fingers.

Driven by instinct, Ziqiao stuffed his fingers into his mouth and sucked off the grease on it.

zhu,zhu,zhu,zhu,zhu!

Five fingers were inserted into the mouth one by one, and then pulled them out.

Every time the fingers enter and pull out, Ziqiao's lips will 'wash the grease on it's on it.

Then leave a liquid with fries on your fingers.

Finally, the five fingers passed through and 'washed', and grabbed the envelope with his backhand. After opening the envelope, the hand grabbed the letter paper again.

The remaining grease and newly added saliva were all soaked on the letter paper at once.

In an instant, everyone was evil: "Dispair!!!"

However, Ziqiao didn't feel anything to be nauseous at all.

Compared to the letter in Teacher Zeng’s envelope, the content in the letter is indeed nothing to be nauseous.

After reading Teacher Zeng’s letter at a glance, Zi Qiao quickly moved to the last sentence, and she felt disgusted: “No, sorry! The toilet!!”

Looking at Zi Qiao who threw down the envelope and paper and ran away, Youyou looked in disbelief: "We haven't bothered yet, is he sick first?"

"It might be a problem with this letter."

Xia Yu used two fingers to gently clamp the letter paper with Zi Qiao's saliva and fried dough sticks on it.

Judging from Ziqiao's reaction just now, Xia Yu could probably remember what kind of plot this is.

But what was a little strange was that for some reason, he remembered that this plot clearly happened after Mr. Shen and Yifei officially broke up and Yifei officially announced that they had passed the doctoral exam, but it was early.

His butterfly effect would not have been slapped at Director Qian, who was completely invincible, and would have caused Director Qian to have epilepsy in advance...

He is not a primary school student of death.

Yifei touched Xia Yu with a light hand and said, "Xia Yu, hurry up and Nian Nian, what is written in this letter."

"That's right, I can't wait."

"Okay, I'll be studying now. Don't urge me."

Xia Yu looked at the letter at the right moment and read it: "Dear leader, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, my devout subordinate."

Yifei smiled and said, "Oh, Teacher Zeng is so manly that he actually wrote a love letter to the leader. I just don't know if this leader is a man or Lisa Rong."

"The east wind blows thousands of miles and the red flag is flying, and the motherland is in a new look. I have thanked the organization for my cultivation and care for me for many years. Not long ago, I heard about the bad news that Mr. Qian, the deputy director of the channel, unfortunately had an epilepsy seizure and has been unconscious until now. I couldn't sleep at night, toss and turn, and was extremely sad, and my face was full of "ox"! However, the village should not be without a boss for a day, and the channel should not be without a director for a day? Faced with such an important position vacancy, as a veteran who has devoted himself to the radio industry for many years, I should show an attitude of no other than me. Therefore, I formally applied for a position to the leader."

After hearing this, everyone finally understood the central idea of ​​this letter.

Guan Gu said a long time and said, "Oh, this is a cover letter."

Yifei mocked: "Haha, can you avoid epilepsy when listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's programs all day long? Not only him, it seems that even the leader who reads this cover letter is about to be epilepsy by Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Please rest assured that I will be able to do this position. In order to show my loyalty, I specifically guarantee to the leader that the leader’s requirements are my pursuit; the leader’s encouragement is my motivation; the leader’s ideas are my actions; the leader’s expression is my mood; the leader’s hobby is my hobby; the leader’s lover is my lover!"

Duang!!!duang!!!duang!!!duang!!!

vomit!!!
Chapter completed!
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