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"I don't know which bastard is, so I used a pen to draw a circle on the head of a certain character. And I wrote this next to me! That's the murderer!"
Yifei raised her Detective Conan Comic Book high. Everyone could clearly see a character on the left side of the comic book, and a red fountain pen was circled.
Everyone in the audience was very serious, and no one laughed out loud. They all experienced professional training.
Xia Yu secretly looked at Zhang Wei. He remembered that the murderer was Zhang Wei.
According to common sense, Zhang Wei should be trembling at this time and beg Yifei to be blind and not to find him. Or let him go with compassion.
But if the reaction is like that, Zhang Wei will not even dare to do a comic about Drawing Yifei.
Just like Zhang Wei boasting about himself just now, Zhang Wei was extremely inflated today and did not surrender when facing Yifei.
This man, he stood up: "Hmph, how about it? I just look at it and you will know who the murderer of your comic is!"
It turns out you did it!
The friends next to Zhang Wei were shocked. Young man, no matter how hard you acted, you would not do that!
I drew Yifei's comics...no, this can't be forgotten. Now Zhang Wei still admits his mistake so boldly, and he still has no intention of reflecting!
Boy, you are playing with fire!
In order not to be implicated by Zhang Wei, Xia Yu and others all left the dining table and the kitchen area to a corner of the 3602 suite. Next to it was Guan Gu and Meijia's room.
"What!!!"
Yifei felt that her authority was greatly challenged. In the past, Zhang Wei was just a little mistress among the three sluts in Yifei's eyes, and she didn't even look at Zhang Wei's threat.
However, it was Zhang Wei who dared to provoke her so boldly! He couldn't bear it!
It seemed that he finally noticed Yifei's angry expression, Zhang Wei said in surprise: "Isn't the correct answer in my circle?"
"Who asked you the answer!"
Yifei's hand-held comic book suddenly dropped, and hit Zhang Wei's feet with a bang.
"You ruined my entire set of comics! If I don't punish you, you won't know that I'm both wise and brave!"
Yifei chased Zhang Wei for most of the suite. Fortunately, Zhang Wei's instinctive escape was quick enough. He leaned against the Qin King's circumference of the pillar-like movement, avoided Yifei's grasping hand, hid behind the sofa, and confronted Yifei.
Zhang Wei said: "I admit it, but wisdom has always been my strength. If you don't believe it, let's make a bet. I can guess how many clothes you washed today."
Yifei cut and agreed with confidence: "What's so rare about this? I can also guess."
Youyou whispered: "They won't have the habit of looking at each other's laundry frames."
"I don't know if Zhang Wei has seen Yifei's laundry basket, but Yifei is likely to have seen Zhang Wei's laundry basket." Xia Yu said: "Think about it, Yifei can even turn over a trash can for gossip. What is a laundry basket?"
Everyone nodded in agreement: "Yes."
"You washed two clothes!" Zhang Wei said: "You haven't washed clothes in the past three days, and you wore the same clothes the day before yesterday and yesterday. How about it? This is the wisdom and observation of a lawyer!"
Yifei jumped, smacked her tongue, and said reluctantly: "You are right."
"What do you think of me? This is evidence obtained by observing reality and inferred based on reasonable evidence!" Zhang Wei pointed to his brain shell and smiled and said, "Yifei, it's your turn. Just be simple, guess how many socks I have washed."
Yifei waved her hand, and confidently she said very relaxedly: "You washed 10 socks. Because you haven't washed them in the past five days."
Audience: "Hait! Zhang Wei, you are so disgusting!"
"Hahahaha!" Zhang Wei laughed proudly: "You guessed it wrong, I only washed 7 socks!"
Yifei was stunned, unable to believe that she had said it wrong and shouted: "Impossible! You said it casually."
"It's not just said it casually." Zhang Wei said seriously: "Because I only have 7 socks."
Yifei almost spit out an old blood when she heard it, and said angrily: "You are so cheating!"
"How can this be called cheating? This is objective material." Zhang Wei smiled and said, "If you lose a pound, please take the initiative to surrender to my wisdom."
Such a second-rate sentence made Xia Yu twitch several times: "I want to punch him in Zhang Wei's words."
"You know, too. So do you know how many times you usually call for those second-tier words?"
Yu Mo was speechless. Compared with this guy, Zhang Wei was just a witch. It was okay to laugh at him for 50 steps.
"Emm..." Xia Yu looked a little guiltyly. He could only be cowardly when Yu Mo said this. If it were someone else's words, he would have been timid.
Ziqiao said: "I want to know what kind of stimulation Zhang Wei was so bold to stand against Yifei."
"I know this!" Youyou said: "I saw it in the bar yesterday. Zhang Wei completed the entire process of transformation."
Mika asked, “What does this have to do with the bar?”
"Don't worry Mika, listen to me." Youyou's hands crossed in front of her chest, and then spread out flat like the red cloth on the stage: "The story is about to begin.
Yesterday, Zhang Wei and Wei Wei made an appointment to meet in a bar and chat. However, most of them were talking about some legal knowledge issues.
At first I didn't pay much attention, because I couldn't understand what the two of them were talking about. But the more they continued, Zhang Wei became more and more silly. I got goosebumps all over the floor when I saw it."
Youyou grabbed the arm of the other hand with both hands, looking very cold.
Guan Gu asked, "What is Erha?"
Youyou explained: "It's a kind of dog. In China, Erhahua usually refers to the kind who is very obedient. When you get close to you, you like to wag your tail and stick out your tongue."
"Don't insult Erha, Zhang Wei's behavior is a dog-licking dog. Since you can make Youyou have such a fierce reaction, it must be no longer the level of Erha."
Xia Yu glanced at Zhang Wei and said, "Youyou, why is Zhang Wei like this again? And after thinking about it this way, he was also very confident in debating with Guan Gu and me."
"Later, Zhang Wei talked to Wei Wei about his sad and difficult history of taking the lawyer qualification certificate, which really makes people want to sympathize with him." Youyou said: "Then Wei Wei comforted him."
"Oh, I understand." Ziqiao said: "Zhang Wei is like a child who made a mistake or messed up something, and then was comforted by his parents and teachers and said: You are still young and have insufficient experience, but failure is the mother of success. You are still very smart. As long as you persist, you will succeed next time. The child will be encouraged and will easily cheer up again."
Youyou nodded and said, "Well, it's almost the same as this. After that, Zhang Wei was resurrected with full blood."
Teacher Zeng said speechlessly: "This guy is too easy to satisfy!"
Meijia said: "This is the power of love. Teacher Zeng, you, a single dog like you, will not understand it."
Guan Gu thought about it for a while and said, "Oh! I understand! Zhang Wei treats Vivi as her mother!"
Xia Yu and others were all lonely and silent. They didn't know how to answer.
Chapter completed!