Chapter 18 The Art of Gossip Turning the Trash Can
The downstairs bar.
All the people in the two rooms are here except Yifei and Teacher Zeng.
"Celebrating Guan Gujun, staying in the Love Apartment" "Cheers"
The six people drank the wine, Zhan Bo smiled at Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu Jun, are you still used to living here?"
Guan Gu said excitedly, "I am very used to the food here. I'm very good. Yesterday, Mika cooked a dish called Braised Butt."
Everyone "ha"
"Guan Gu, that's called braised pork ribs." Xia Yu smiled and said, "It seems that Guan Gu's Chinese level needs to be improved a little more."
"Yes." Guan Gu nodded in agreement. "I think my relationship with Chinese is like my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her."
When Mika heard this, she said in a frustration, "You have a girlfriend, qq."
Fortunately, Guan Gu's answer was no, "It's not me, give an example." Mika breathed a sigh of relief.
Mika turned her head aside and showed a secretly happy smile.
Zi Qiao saw Meijia's ill-gotten appearance, and she could probably understand why the last time Yifei and Teacher Zeng saw him, Meijia and Guan Gu appeared on the same screen. And at that time she also wore a very suitable cuckold.
"It's really a dog." Ziqiao drank a glass of wine.
Zhan Bo smiled at Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu Jun, I know a good Chinese cram school called Mars Chinese. If you have the chance, you can try it."
Zi Qiao laughed and said, "What's this name?"
But Guan Gu was very interested, "It's great, I will definitely go when I have time. My Chinese needs to be improved."
Mika shook her hand and said, "Don't be humble, Guan Gu, what you said in Chinese is almost the same as Zhan Bo."
Zhan Bo's expression changed when he heard this, but he couldn't find any reason to endorse himself. It would be better to feed himself a bag of salt and keep silent.
Wan Yu smiled and said, "Guan Gujun, how do you think of the Heavenly Dynasty?"
"Oh, the first country of the country." Guan Gu first praised, and then said with some confusion, "It's just that I heard that the people in the Celestial Empire were very modest, but I don't think this is the case."
"Why"
"Walking on the road, you see that you write everywhere. China is very good, the Chinese people are very good, China's agriculture is very good, China's industry and commerce is very good, and Guangdong's development is very good." Guan Gu counted his fingers and said it all in one breath, "There are also Lin's International very good. I know you are very good in many aspects now, but you don't need to write them, it's everywhere."
Everyone laughed out loud, "Puchi" and "Ahhahaha"
Only Wan Yu said a little embarrassedly, "Those are banks, in English, and in Japanese, they are ぎんこう, not very good."
Guan Gu said clearly, "Oh, that's right. It's ぎんこう, not Siguoyi."
Xia Yu said, "By the way, Guan Gu, ask you a more private question. Don't be angry after hearing it. I have always wanted to find a Neon person to ask this question."
"Why are you angry with me? You will answer any questions and answers. Please tell me."
Xia Yu asked carefully, "That's, what do you think of our two countries?"
When Guan Gu heard this question, he put the wine glass in his hand heavily on the table and shouted, "The people in our country are too much. After coming to the Celestial Empire, I realized that the history textbooks in our country are all randomly compiled, which is simply nonsense. If I have the chance, I will definitely let those who compile the textbooks commit suicide by cutting their stomachs."
"Okay" Xia Yu raised his glass and smiled at Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu Jun, I'll give you a glass."
Everyone, "Guan Gujun, we also wish you a cup"
"Thanks"
Bang
The next day, 3601
Xia Yu sat on the sofa, fighting wits and courage with the buyer across the Internet. Teacher Zeng was reading fashion magazines next to him.
Yifei ran in panic, holding a piece of paper in her hand, put it in front of Xia Yu, and said, "Xia Yu, Zeng Xiaoxian, come and help me identify this."
Xia Yu took it over, looked at the words on it, and wondered, "Why does it taste weird?"
"This is what I found from Ziqiao's suite trash can."
"Huh," Xia Yu threw away the paper.
It happened to float to Teacher Zeng, which made Teacher Zeng, who was obsessed with cleanliness.
Yifei took the paper flying in the air, and despised Xia Yu and Teacher Zeng and said, "What are you doing? Like a little girl, isn't it just a piece of paper you have been in the trash can? You dare to say that you have never taken out the things you put in the recycling bin."
As he said that, Yifei pointed at the hand in Xia Yu's hand.
Xia Yu said with some collapse, "These are two things, there are only 0 and 1 in the recycling bin, and there are no dirty things."
"Of course there are dirty things. Do you believe it or not, Sadako will crawl out of your recycling station one day?"
Yifei was very serious about the two Nine Yin White Bone Claws with Xia Yu.
"If there is Sadako in my recycling bin, I usually press the mouse and clear the recycling bin with one click." Xia Yu was really doing the fake show and emptied his recycling bin and said, "Why are you doing the trash can for Zi Qiao?"
"I think Ziqiao's behavior has been very, quite, very abnormal recently. He doesn't wake up during the day and sleeps at night. He bought a cuckold and chants all day long. Do you think he is psychopathic because of his emotional collapse?"
"He was at least not so perverted that he went to flip through other people's trash cans." Teacher Zeng held the fashion magazine in his hand and fanned the smell of floating in the air, saying, "Are you disgusting? At least you wear a glove and then flip through it, right?"
When Teacher Zeng was talking about this, he suddenly realized something. Why did Hu Yifei be so skillful about purging the trash can and have no resistance at all.
Teacher Zeng said in a little horror, "You might have flipped over our trash can."
"Your hasn't been turned on recently."
"oh"
Teacher Zeng, “Well, that’s to say, I’ve turned it over before”
"And I often turn over Teacher Zeng." After that, Xia Yu patted his chest and said with peace of mind, "Fortunately, there is no trash can in my room."
Yifei explained, "I just want to see if Mika and Kanya have any new evidence of cheating."
Teacher Zeng said in disgust, "It's really gossip."
Yifei just looked at Teacher Zeng’s second half of the sentence that was about to come out.
"Then you found nothing later?"
"Che quickly come and help me see what is written on it." Yifei sat next to Teacher Zeng, trying to give the paper to Teacher Zeng, but was strongly rejected by Teacher Zeng.
Yifei moved the paper a little further, and Teacher Zeng was willing to replace the cleanliness-obsessed heart with gossip, and he started to see.
Yifei looked at the words on it, but found that none of them could understand, "Why is it so sloppy, is it a Martian text?"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Haha, if you say Martian, maybe you are writing something from Zhanbo. He is learning Martian Chinese recently."
Chapter completed!