Ziqiao brought his laptop back.

As soon as you sit down, turn on the computer and plug in the network cable to log in to QQ.

As soon as I started QQ, countless QQ ringtones rang out instantly.

Seeing the pile of news that were higher than the small window of the input method, Ziqiao said proudly: "Look! These are the disciples of my sect. Oh, I am really hard and happy."

Teacher Zeng said in surprise: "This is all about asking you questions?!! I go, why don't there be so many people on my program? Aren't they all emotional consultation?"

"Teacher Zeng, can you compare your emotional skills with Zi Qiao?" Xia Yu teased: "Others are the kings of the city. You are the bronze in the suburbs. Whether from theoretical knowledge or practical experience, you are incomparable to Zi Qiao."

Teacher Zeng replied in a hurry: "I, I...I am benefiting the society! There is a fundamental difference from Ziqiao. Ziqiao's approach will only cause serious damage to my country's family planning policy!"

Ziqiao and Xia Yu cut.

"You benefit the society? Who misled the teenager last time? She was also troubled and confused, so she told him not to sue the male and female classmates who were planning to elope."

Ziqiao directly blocked Teacher Zeng with facts, and Teacher Zeng was blocked and there was no fucking to say.

Zi Qiao turned her head and clicked on a QQ chat window. The question on the other side was like this.

[Master Lu, I was very embarrassed when I first started. Now I want to find some ways to remedy it. Can you have any good recommendations?]

Zhang Wei asked: "Do you dare to ask for this kind of question Teacher Zeng? The car is driving on your radio station."

"When encountering this kind of problem, I usually ask the phone editor to cut it off, and it is impossible to answer it."

Zi Qiao looked at Xia Yu, held his hand and said, "Look at you, the leader."

Xia Yu thought about it and pressed his hand on the keyboard to operate quickly.

[I suggest you drink a bottle of Shenbao. After drinking it, it is slower than Liu Xiang, and it is longer than Yao Ming. One bottle reminds the mind and brain to never get tired. Three bottles will never grow old. Oh, too. The following website is available for sale, please click on the link.]

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! What I want is serious advice, not to

Zi Qiao immediately pushed away Xia Yu, a scam, and sat in her seat: "Look, see, let me teach you what serious advice is."

Just as he looked at the string of words on the computer, Ziqiao's hand that wanted to press the delete key suddenly stopped.

After thinking about it, my hand moved down and pressed the Enter key.

The three of them were confused by this wave of operations: "Hmm?? Don't you not sell advertisements?"

"I thought about it and found that in the face of credibility and money, money is still relatively good." Ziqiao said solemnly: "Those who want to eat should pick up girls. I have eighty mothers and beautiful women to raise."

"Then are you really planning to sell this thing?"

"Why not? It can make money and benefit the world, help humans reproduce, let the two of you get happiness, and improve the human happiness index, and make me rich and have more happiness. I can kill three birds with one stone."

Zi Qiao said and sent a series of website addresses and delivered a series of introductions.

[Joshiki Shengong Pills: Refined from the top-level natural raw materials in Australia, using nanotechnology, high-temperature cold extraction technology, and cloning technology. Each Shengong Pill is rich in nutrients needed by the human body. To be precise, it is a bedding that can inspire all human desire for a better life.]

Xia Yu stared at Ziqiao: "Is this what you call serious advice?"

However, Zi Qiao was not guilty at all when he saw this, and said with a striking statement: "This is the best suggestion. It doesn't matter whether he is serious or not. He will not be checked at the door anyway."

As soon as he finished speaking, a message was sent from the other side.

"Thank you, Master Lu, you have used it, it's very effective!"

The four of them fell silent as they watched the news. Ten thousand grass and horses ran by in their hearts.

Teacher Zeng said with a little gloating: "This is a group member of the water."

Zhang Wei sighed: "This logistics speed is so fast. Ziqiao, which express delivery are you looking for?"

As the two of them spoke, they found that Xia Yu and Zi Qiao were looking at them, their eyes full of indescribable colors.

The two looked at each other and asked, "What are you watching us?"

Xia Yu shook his head and said, "It's nothing. I just suddenly felt that in this world, you still need a pure friend like you. Otherwise, they will all change color."

"Xia Yu, have you also thought of something with color?" "Yes. I thought of it."

The two showed a profiteering smile and said together: "Tell me together?"

Two: "3,2,1."

——"This is so fucking fast." "The man in three seconds is longer than him."

Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei looked at the two of them speechlessly and said, "You are really helpless."

"Nothing, thank you for your compliment." "The car driven by the old driver makes the ambulance unable to catch up!"

Zi Qiao closed the chat window and asked Xia Yu: "Do you want to try it again?"

"No." Xia Yu shook his hand and said, "You'd better solve the problem between Zhang Wei and Wei Wei first. The original topic was this. You'll get zero points when writing an article off topic."

It was my turn to obey the topic, and Zhang Wei stood up straight.

"First take back your sagging chest. You don't have pectoralis major muscles."

Zi Qiao's words broke his power and directly defeated Zhang Wei's aura.

"Start with a theory I discovered recently, the first thing I need to change is your clothes Zhang Wei."

Zi Qiao rubbed her fingers on her chin and said, "I recently discovered that women and birds have the sixteenth thing in common. That is, they will be attracted by glowing objects. As long as we change into a piece of clothing, our turnover rate will reach the highest in history."

Teacher Zeng asked, "But, where do you have such clothes?"

Swish!!

Zi Qiao pulled out a silver dress from the King's Treasure House. The light emitted by the clothes almost blinded the eyes of several people.

"After discovering this theorem, I asked the little gangster downstairs to customize this dress."

Zi Qiao's hand slowly stroked the silver shining clothes and said in great intoxication: "How about it, is it a peerless killer weapon? As long as you wear it, you will be sure to be ecstatic tonight."

"Silver?" Xia Yu asked, "Are there any golden clothes?"

"Of course there is!"

Ziqiao took out another piece of clothing from the king's treasure house.

This time it was really a piece of gold. From the appearance, it was not an outing suit, but a pajama.

"Look, this is my dragon robe and pajamas. When you wear it, you no longer gallop, but galloping."

"This is also customized by you by Xiaomao?"

After getting Ziqiao's nod, Teacher Zeng leaned on it: "This little black is so buggy, is it really omnipotent? Even such clothes can be handled."

[Xiaohei: Hehe, since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the author. Readers say that there are ten protagonists in this apartment. But the author, he favored me alone, so I advised the author to make sure that rain, dew, and even, touch. But the author, he just didn't listen.

Me: You are thinking about eating P. It’s just because your universal bug is very convenient to use. Otherwise, you would have been in cold palace and castration long ago.]

Zhang Wei walked forward with a smile, reached out to touch the two sets of clothes: "Hehe, so thoughtful Ziqiao, thank you."

"Thank you, this is my battle robe. If you want to find Xiao Hei to customize it yourself."

Zi Qiao said earnestly: "Zhang Wei, you have grown up. It's not nine years of compulsory education. You have to learn to pay the textbook fees yourself."

Zhang Wei said dryly: "But... haven't you promoted twelve years of compulsory education recently?"

Xia Yu said: "You only know that it is just an advocate. As far as I know, even in 9102, twelve years of compulsory education did not appear."

"Then, how much do these two sets of clothes cost?"

"It's not much, it's only your half-month salary."

Zi Qiao did not respond for a while after saying this.

Teacher Zeng stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Zhang Wei's eyes, without any reaction.

"He was scared and fainted."

"Tsk! This is a virtue." Ziqiao stood up, patted his butt, and said, "I'm going to the bar to get materials for my students. Teacher Zeng, please take care of Zhang Wei. Xia Yu, are you coming?"

Suddenly being named, Xia Yu was a little unresponsive and said, "Ah??I?I don't need it anymore. The TV series I'm chasing is about to start. Season 2!"

Zi Qiao said with a twitch, "It's almost the prime time. It must be the TV series about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, evil debts and third parties. Xia Yu, when did you fall?"

Xia Yu said: "No, this time it's a clear stream in these TV series. Although it's also a romance drama, it's really different from those TV series. There are several couples in it that are too heart-wrenching and heart-wrenching, and I want to send a blade to the screenwriter."

Teacher Zeng said: "There are still such TV series that can be on the prime time these days? It's really a big TV station. Are you not afraid of the ratings falling?!"

"After the fourth part of this TV series was launched, it ranked first in the provincial TV series ratings champion for three consecutive days, and it has been ranked first in the Anhui TV Golden Theater ratings champion from 2013 to the present."

Teacher Zeng said: "Didn't you say that the second part is just? You can't even brag."

"Yes, how do I know."

Xia Yu smiled and shrugged, leaving without saying anything else to explain.
Chapter completed!