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Chapter 157 Life and death are ready to go online

"You two are useless! You can't make money and answer questions, and you can't even make a fire?"

Mika walked behind the two of them like a military training instructor, surrounding them around.

And the circles are rounded and the circles of Mika are compared because the smoke generated by the flames among the two men is very choking.

"Ahem!" 2

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were choked by black smoke and coughed hard.

The rolling black smoke in front of him made Ziqiao take a few steps back. His body lost its center of gravity and sat on the ground, dyeing his butt of dead branches and rotten leaves.

"Damn, this is too difficult."

Zhang Wei also took a few steps back and came out of the black smoke, took out a piece of firewood on the ground, and said to Meijia: "Mijia, all your firewood is wet!"

Mika thought for a while and said, "It seems that it has rained in this place these days."

"It's raining" Zi Qiao glanced around: "By the way, where have Xia Yu and Yu Mo gone?"

Meijia said: "They both said they didn't want to watch you make fire here, so they went to Wanyu and Zhanbo."

Zhang Wei yelled and said, "Well, how can this work be done? Have they finished their work?"

Ziqiao also sang: "That's it. I'll go to Hu Yifei for complaints and reports!"

"Don't be careful." Meijia gestured to the well-known barbecue grill next to her with her eyes and said, "Here, you can't watch it yourself?"

The two of you have seen this barbecue grill before.

Zi Qiao shouted: "Are they the two of them responsible for building a barbecue grill?"

Zhang Wei said: "This is too easy. This pair must have given Yifei money. Zhan Bo and Wan Yu are not as easy as these two."

Ah Yeh!!!

Zhan Bo sneezes at the riverside.

Wan Yu asked, "Zhan Bo, have you caught a cold?"

"No!" Zhan Bo wiped his nose lightly and said, "I just felt like someone was talking bad about me."

Xia Yu moved the fishing rod in his hand and teased: "Can you feel who is scolding you?"

Zhan Bo said: "Do you think I am you? I am not that charlatan."

Xia Yu shrugged and said, "I'll tell you. You just need to practice this skill frequently. Just like someone scolds you now, you have to guess."

"Okay, okay, shut up." Yu Mo stretched out his hand to block Xia Yu's mouth and said with a smile: "We insist on Marxist materialism. You should not spread this method of random guessing."

Xia Yu gently pushed Yu Mo's hand away and said, "What does it mean to guess randomly? I am a man with the omniscient and omnipotent star treasure."

Wan Yu complained, "Xia Yu, stop talking, the fish will be scared away by your secondary school."

"Yeah, Wan Yu, you have changed." Xia Yu immediately started the actor mode: "You have learned the word "Seah". You have really changed. It's over. How can I explain to your mother like this?"

Wan Yu's little face turned red and she said a little angrily: "What am I going to be? Isn't it the disease that you have infected? Source! Body!:."

Zhan Bo was secretly looking at his pocket at this time, and the white paper in his pocket was extremely eye-catching. Although Zhan Bo was wearing white pants today.

Noting Zhan Bo's little move, Xia Yu thought to himself and said to himself: "It seems that the white pants I wore were wearing for the convenience of reading the cheat sheet. It must be taught by Yifei."

Yifei: Ah Yeh! Some people are thinking whether I am in the wind or not. This annoying feeling must have come from Xia Yu.

After watching the cheat sheet with Wan Yu on his back for a few seconds, Zhan Bo raised his head and said with great confidence: "I will take care of what Wan Yu has become! What I have to tell Wan Yu's mother is also my responsibility! You don't have to worry about it!"

If you say this, let alone Xia Yu, even Wan Yu felt that Zhan Bo was full of incongruity when he said this, and said bluntly, "Zhan Bo, you have got the wrong script."

"I" Zhan Bo was hit by this sentence from Wan Yu, and he was in tears.

Zhan Bo: Sister, the secret you taught me is useless! Didn’t you tell me that if you use this secret, you will definitely kill God and kill God. If the Buddha blocks the Buddha, you will kill Buddha?

Xia Yu sighed, shook his head in his heart, and said to himself: "The scripts of Yifei are so incompatible with Zhan Bo. This is simply helping the worse."

Compared to these two people who were very bumpy before and after the festival, the other couple made great progress very quickly.

The relationship between these two people is as fast as if they have opened a plug-in.

That’s right, I’m talking about Guan Gu and Youyou!

"I have a little mushroom that I never eat, I will wear it to the palace with a little Red Riding Hood in my hand."

Singing leisurely, the little donkey jumped and walked towards him.

Guan Gu listened from behind with a strange look on his face and said, "Youyou, are you wrong in your lyrics? How do I remember that the original singer didn't seem to be singing like this?"

Youyou turned around and smiled at Guan Gu, "Oh, it's so boring to sing the original song. You have to add some new things yourself to be interesting!"

"But you are too curious." Guan Gu Han smiled and said, "There are too many elements in the lyrics in the lyrics you just now."

Youyou smiled and asked, "This is fun, right?"

Looking at Youyou's happy smiling face, Guan Gu had an impulse to protect this smile.

Guan Gu: Just like the captain on the boat board, he saw a girl. He turned around and said to his companion: Have you seen that girl? One day, I will marry her back!

Seeing Guan Gu's intoxicated expression from afar, Xia Yu smiled slightly and said to himself: "Sure enough, Guan Gu is still the same Guan Gu, and the life and death gate is still the same life and death gate."

Youyou exaggerated a few steps and walked up, bent down and smiled at the people, "Hey! Xia Yu, what are you doing?"

Xia Yu shook the fishing rod in his hand and said to Youyou: "You are fishing, can't you tell?"

"Oh yes, Sister Yifei asked Zhan Bo Wanyu to come fishing."

Youyou remembered that this happened and said.

Xia Yu supported his chin and said, "Well, then Yu Mo and I set up a barbecue grill, and then came here to catch fish and drag the time."

Youyou lowered his head to see the results of fishing in the fish bucket. However, when he saw the extremely clear water in the fish bucket, he smiled unkindly: "It turns out that you haven't caught a single fish yet!"

Guan Gu also laughed and said, "Do you want me to teach you?"

Youyou asked, "Ah? Guan Gu, you can still fish?"

Originally, she saw Guan Gu very dull, and thought that Guan Gu would not know anything except drawing comics, speaking Chinese accents, speaking Japanese, making neon cuisine, and committing suicide.

Unexpectedly, Guan Gu could even fish. Youyou sighed in his heart that there were so many skills in Guan Gu.

Guan Gu held his chest straight and said proudly: "I am the successor of Guan Gu Cuisine! Of course, I can do this kind of fishing skill!"

Xia Yu glanced at Youyou's eager expression, handed the fishing rod in his hand to Youyou, and smiled at Guan Gu, "Then Guan Gu, you can teach Youyou. I think Youyou is very interested."

"Xia Yu, aren't you fishing anymore?"

Xia Yu thought for a while and said, "I'm a little bored. And I don't want to catch myself either."

"Puff!"

Xia Yu's self-deprecating wave made the fishing rod pass it smoothly and hold it in Youyou's hand.

Xia Yu said to Guan Gu with deep meaning: "Guan Gu, teach Youyou well."

Guan Gu nodded, but did not understand Xia Yu's deep meaning and said, "Well. There is also Zhan Bo, Wan Yu, if you want to learn from me, you can teach you."
Chapter completed!
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