Chapter 155 Zhang Wei goes further and further on the road of being shaken
While waiting for Meijia and the other two to bring the firewood over, Xia Yu and others could only wait on the spot.
Xia Yu shook a dog-tail grass in his hand, turned to Zhang Wei's direction, and asked, "Zhang Wei, when is your wedding with Xiaoli?"
Zhang Wei was stunned, because when he mentioned Xiaoli, his expression dimmed for a moment, and then he said calmly: "How many months are there."
Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and smiled and said, "It's not bad Zhang Wei, you will make a comeback in a few months! After marrying a white and rich beauty, you will become a bunch of child stars from now on and then reach the peak of your life!"
Zhang Wei nodded and smiled, "Well, haha, yes."
Zi Qiao moved her butt, almost rubbing her face on Zhang Wei, and said with a slutty smile: "At that time, even your dog will be rich, don't forget us old friends."
Before Zhang Wei could say anything, Ziqiao said, "Remember, you can forget other idle people waiting for you, but you can't forget me as a master!"
Zhang Wei patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, even if I forget the laws I have memorized, I will not forget everyone!"
Ziqiao said: "It's great, I admire you very much, Zhang Wei."
Xia Yu joked: "Zhang Wei, you can compare the legal provisions you memorized to make a comparison. This is not convincing."
Zhang Wei didn't understand what Xia Yu was referring to and asked: "Why?"
Xia Yu thought for a while and asked, "For example, I will take a test for you. Can you tell me how to make a lot of money at the fastest speed?"
Zhang Wei hesitated for several seconds and did not answer the answer.
"Haha!" After seeing that Zhang Wei really couldn't answer, Zi Qiao sneered: "If Zhang Wei knew this, he would have to be so poor?"
Zi Qiao's words made Zhang Wei feel like he was hit in the knee, which made him heartbroken!
However, although Zhang Wei is a vegetarian, he still has ambition and a little dignity that belongs to men. He retorted Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, do you have the money to talk to me?"
Zhang Wei glared at Ziqiao provocatively, as if saying: Come on, hurt each other!
However, compared to Zhang Wei, Ziqiao has always been a person who regards money as dirt. He has a much lighter view of things like N than Zhang Wei.
So when Zhang Wei's provocation, Zi Qiao snorted and smiled, not looking away, not caring about Zhang Wei's eyes that were about to kill.
Yu Mo asked Xia Yu: "Does this question have anything to do with the law?"
Yu Mo's words made Zhang Wei immediately seize this opportunity to regain his face: "That's it! Xia Yu, your question is not in the outline, so it doesn't count!"
"Hey hey! Wait, the answer to who said this is not in the outline!"
Xia Yu immediately shouted to stop Zhang Wei's idea of wanting to be slutty.
Zhang Wei obviously didn't believe it: "In the outline? I believe you, you are so bad, you are so bad."
Xia Yu snapped his fingers and smiled, "Hey, if I say it, you have to promise me something. If I say it wrong, then I will promise you something."
Looking at Xia Yu's confident smile, Zhang Wei actually felt a little unconfident.
Taking a deep breath, Zhang Wei secretly cheered himself up in his heart: Zhang Wei, come on. Be confident that the laws you have recited cannot teach people how to make money.
"Okay! Deal!"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "You agree, this is what you said. Listen to a law that teaches people how to make money quickly!"
Yu Mo asked: "Economic Law?"
"No, it's a criminal law." Xia Yu smiled and said, "The so-called gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. Aren't the methods of taking it in a good way? All are in the criminal law?"
As he said that, Xia Yu carefully observed Zhang Wei's expression.
As Xia Yu guessed, Zhang Wei's expression was very interesting
From blinding to sudden realization, finally my face was full of bitterness.
Zi Qiao smiled and said, "Hey, it seems that it makes sense when you think about it!"
"What's the point!" Zhang Wei was still forcing himself: "You are a brain teaser, it's not a serious legal issue at all!"
Xia Yu laughed and said, "Didn't you say that your IQ can be barely defined as smart if you lose 40 yuan? Zhang Wei can't even make up for this kind of brain, and dare you say that you have a high IQ?"
Zhang Wei seemed very embarrassed: "I"
"And this is also a very hard-core problem. Just test your dexterity and endorsement." Xia Yu held his palm up and said, "It's just like the 16th way of the National Chinese College Entrance Examination to test your understanding of ancient poetry and prose. I will give you a vernacular Chinese text to ask you which sentence in the ancient poetry and prose."
It's all the national college entrance examination papers to talk about it. And it makes sense.
Zhang Wei opened his mouth, but was refuted by this statement so hard that he could not say it.
"Zhang Wei, I'm willing to accept the loss."
Zhang Wei said: "If you admit defeat, you will admit defeat. But you will declare it in advance! There is no compensation! It is illegal to pay for meat!"
Everyone rolled their eyes together, and Xia Yu said, "Don't worry, I won't cut off a piece of meat from you and take it out to sell it. I only have one request."
Zhang Wei suddenly said a barrage: "There was only one request that he had agreed to."
Zi Qiao sighed in her heart that this child was helpless and was still doing it at this time, thinking that he was not enough to be a s-four or four.
However, Ziqiao was also a little looking forward to s.
Xia Yu glanced at Zhang Wei and said, "Do you want me to ask a few more questions?"
Zhang Wei thought about it, gritted his teeth and said, "Just ask questions! Who is afraid of whom!"
Xia Yu: "This time there are three questions"
"Tathagata's Divine Palm!" Zi Qiao snatched Xia Yu's words and said, "Tathagata's Divine Palm is the ultimate bet in the world. Zhang Wei has grown up, and I think it's time for Zhang Wei to taste the taste of going deep into the world."
Yu Mo said, "Shou Ziqiao comes, you just want others to taste the Tathagata's magic palm. You owe Mijia 11 Tathagata's magic palms, so you want to find someone to share the pain."
Xia Yu nodded and agreed with Yu Mo's point of view. Zi Qiao must have done this kind of trick.
However, Ziqiao's communication skills are not very good, so he immediately chose to change the focus and said, "What source does not matter, just say whether you dare."
Xia Yu looked at Zhang Wei, who remembered the scene of the scene where the emperor Qiao was slapped into the sky by Meijia on the festival. He shivered all over and said, "Forget it, the Tathagata's magic palm is too bloody. Let's bet on something fresh and refined."
However, Ziqiao would not miss this opportunity so easily, and this opportunity for others to share the same hardships and not the same joys and sorrows with him.
Seeing that Xia Yu seemed to both of them didn't matter, Ziqiao decided to focus on Zhang Wei.
"The Tathagata's magic palm doesn't have to pay."
"Then I think it's better to bet on the Tathagata's Divine Palm!" Zhang Wei said seriously: "I'm already grown up, it's time to start a new cottage and taste the taste of the world."
Xia Yu didn't care about both sides. If he had bet on the right to order, he had nothing to ask Zhang Wei to do.
He did not have the preference to abuse Zhang Wei when he bet on the Tathagata's Divine Palm.
Zhang Wei: Who are you lying to? You bad old man!!
Xia Yu said, "You said that Tathagata's Divine Palm. Don't regret losing at that time."
For the sake of money, Zhang Wei said with a firm face: "Yeah! I won't regret it!"
Xia Yu thought about it, stretched out his four fingers, then bent his four fingers, and asked, "How do you say this in English?"
pp.
"You can take back the mouth of an apple," Xia Yu said, "You are not Kizaru, you don't have npp. There is no pn."
Chapter completed!