Chapter 73 Ear is pregnant]
"Newcomer?" The barrage began to slim the question marks.
"Yes, am I just a newcomer?" Jiang Bai said with a thick face.
"Really? Newcomers are all monster series."
"Look at your million followers carefully."
"Should you preheat this live broadcast first? Do you have any questions you want to ask me?" Jiang Bai suddenly thought for a moment, and it seemed that it was not very good to go straight to the topic.
Decided to make a live version of the review.
However, this kind of thing will have some disadvantages. After all, it cannot be edited like a video, and the jokes may not be too dense.
Just as Jiang Bai finished speaking, "Do you want to ask me a question?", the barrage began to flood the screen.
"Have you decided to marry a married webmaster?" This is the speech of the Yifeng CP Party.
"Why haven't been updated for a week? The donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this!" These are the silly critics who are urging updates.
"Does Feng have any plans for the next one?"
"How do you come up with the challenge and the sign-breaking?"
"Where are your million-dollar women's clothing!"
When Jiang Bai saw the women's clothing of millions of fans, he remembered... He has almost 1.5 million fans, and the spacesuit model was ordered when he was millions of dollars.
Not here yet!
Jiang Bai first answered some questions, then turned on his mobile phone, checked the express logistics, and gave a complaint.
It's been so long since Jiang Bai has forgotten that this happened.
The UP master’s metamorphosis record these days has been quite troublesome, so Jiang Bai didn’t care whether the spacesuit was here or not.
As a result, when I saw the news, I said that I had signed it?
Jiang Bai thought of a possibility... Lu Gu might have signed for this express delivery for him.
Immediately sent a message to Lu Gu on my computer.
Jiang Bai: "Did you help me get the "space suit"?"
Lu Gu: "I took it and put it in the living room for you. (Voice message)"
Living room? When I came back, I didn’t take a closer look at the living room. At this time, the living room was very neat.
Lu Gu should have cleaned it for him. Jiang Bai looked around and saw a big box piled up in the corner of the living room.
It's indeed a spacesuit model, and the packaging is so exquisite.
Just as Jiang Bai was observing the model of the spacesuit, the barrage was already boiling.
Because Jiang Bai and Lu Gu chatted in front of the camera, Jiang Bai used a computer to run WeChat.
In other words, there was a chat record between Jiang Bai and Lu Gu that was clearly visible to the audience.
It’s also a big mistake for Jiang Bai to broadcast the first time. I don’t know that the computer page during the live broadcast will be seen by the audience.
"Is this the girlfriend of the Feng? I remember that the Feng was in the second year of high school? I fell in love with Shihack early!"
"This sound is a bit familiar."
"I'm stupid, I can't read the notes, Lu Gu. Sister Gu!"
"Daofeng has such a good relationship with Sister Gu?"
"You didn't see the autistic challenge of Feng and the up master, both have Sister Gu, so the relationship is naturally good."
At this time, Jiang Bai had already returned to the computer desk and saw many friends guessing his identities and Lu Gu, and he felt a little guilty.
But then he thought about it and he really had no special relationship with Lu Gu, so he straightened his back and explained their relationship.
But such a manifestation...it's more obvious if you want to cover it up!
"I don't listen, I don't listen!"
"Explanation is to cover up, and concealment is the fact!"
When Jiang Bai saw this kind of remark, he no longer explained it. He understood the urinary nature of this kind of water friend.
Anyway, the one who is walking is sitting... Maybe.
Jiang Bai had an account of PUBG before. Although he hadn't logged in for a long time, he could still remember his password.
There are only just those few, Jiang Bai has already memorized it, but this kind of password also has a disadvantage, that is, if one password is leaked, other passwords will fall.
Open the steam platform steam, click on the game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and start the double row.
In order to better achieve the program effect, Jiang Bai didn't plan to get started and just sit alone. After all, he is still very clear about his level of weight.
For Jiang Bai, this game is a skydiving simulator.
For tens of thousands of people, it is better to go to the dance area to watch the delicate little girl dancing.
This game can chat with teammates during this pair of rows. If you encounter a silly teammate, the program effect will explode.
When two sand sculptures meet together, they will produce strange chemical reactions.
When his hand was about to click the "Match" button, Jiang Bai suddenly thought of a slutty operation.
So he posted his email to the public screen and said to the camera: "Is there any big brother who has a useful voice changer?"
The slutty action that Jiang Bai thought of was... playing the shemale account.
Use a voice changer to change your voice and flirt with the little brother!
Just after Jiang Bai released his email and stated his request, he received several voice changers in his email.
Jiang Bai tried several models and chose one with the best sound change effect.
"Hey, hey? Can you hear it?" Jiang Bai pulled the line high and tried to Mai.
The reaction of the barrage surprised Jiang Bai a little.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Damn it, please give me one such voice changer."
"This sound...even if I am a man, I will kill him with anal!"
"Is it really good here?" Jiang Bai opened the live broadcast room and listened, and a crisp loli sound came into Jiang Bai's ears.
"Ears are pregnant..."
"Am I bent? I'm pretty and handsome?"
That's it!
At this time, a timed barrage came to the live broadcast room, called SC for short, which can be used to freeze the barrage in the live broadcast room.
"This voice changer was developed by the team and used by individuals. I hope it will not be spread."
Jiang Bai hurriedly promised that there would be no external rumor, and the barrage was naturally disappointed.
"Ah, not a rumor?"
"No, let's disperse."
He clicked the "Match" button, and quickly entered the game.
Jiang Bai's game ID is "jiangbai" and the real name, and the ID that matches the teammate is "231171158".
A string of garbled codes, I don't know what it means.
"Hey? Brother? Are you here?" Jiang Bai Kaimai said to his teammates.
Then Jiang Bai turned off the Mai and looked at the live broadcast room.
"Oral area! It's so disgusting."
“Hahahahahahahahahaha.”
"You are so sexy, why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"
"Miss? I'm here!" A clean male voice rang out.
"There are still female players in this game? I haven't encountered it after playing it for hundreds of hours." The helpless voice of my teammates sounded in Jiang Bai's ears again.
"Wow, brother cute, this guy's voice sounds so nice!" Jiang Bai praised.
It is different from the double row of nice sounds, and the other party's mic seems to be the same as his, professional radio mic.
In the Quality Square, many players saw the female skin specially set up by Jiang Bai, and then surrounded Jiang Bai and swung their fists.
There are also people shouting "lbwnb", and there are all kinds of demons and monsters.
"That... little brother, I'm the first time I've played this game, you can't scold me!" Jiang Bai used his voice changer to make a timid soft voice."
This is the voice that a girl should have!
Sure enough, men are true love, and the opposite sex is just a tool for reproduction.
The audience in the live broadcast room seemed to have been bent, and all the thoughts were about philosophy.
Suddenly, Jiang Bailiu complained to the live broadcast room.
"It's so disgusting, I actually make such a disgusting sound."
"Damn, don't talk!"
"Remember to turn on the voice changer when speaking in the future. When you hear the voice changer, you won't get used to listening to the original sound."
Chapter completed!