Chapter Two Hundred and Thirty-Eight: The Waves and the Cheap Bring the Wind Back Out of the Rivers and Lakes (2 in 1)(1/3)
"Crabs are not particularly good in our impression."
"Shrimp soldiers and crab generals often look at crabs coldly and see when you are rampant. But the author of this poem praises crabs, and the crabs that show their might in the lake and sea are salvaged."
"Then it is steamed and made into a vegetable. The crabs are the most fattest in autumn. The chrysanthemums bloom in autumn. The chrysanthemums can suppress the cold and fishy smell of the crabs."
"There is a word in the poem, green ants, what are green ants? Green ants are the foam on the newly brewed wine, which generally refers to wine."
"Crabs are Han, and warm wine can suppress the coldness of crabs."
Jiang Bai talked a lot in one breath, but for this poem, Jiang Bai looked up the information he had looked up and Baidu Encyclopedia.
Only then did I understand this poem and be able to analyze it.
I still have to mention that there is something.
"The three couplets in the front are very funny, as if they are mocking the crab, but this is to suppress the first thing they want to do, laying the groundwork for the shocking moment behind."
"I am happy all my life without any latitude! Why do you fear changing ginger soup in the East China Sea! Crabs walk sideways without a sense of direction, but the author thinks this is a good thing."
"Crabs do not run around for fame and fortune, and are free and happy. They used to be in the East China Sea, but now they are in ginger soup. It doesn't matter! Put life and death outside of the seclusion, good poetry!"
Who is letting me walk horizontally while standing still.
People in the martial arts world are called "Bao Station Crabs" and walking sideways with wind and bank, which is not a joke.
"The odd change does not change,
Symbols look at quadrant.
--"Trigonometric Function Induction Formula"
"..." Jiang Bai was speechless.
God's trigonometric function induction formula, grass.
"It suddenly evoked my bad memories." Jiang Bai silently wiped away his bitter tears. When he was studying the induction formula in his first year of high school, he was going to be dead.
I completely forgot the first exam for the third year of high school... As expected, the college entrance examination is the most likely thing that makes people forget their learning results.
"Actually, I feel that this is not a poem, it is a couplet?" Jiang Bai thought for a while, and felt that this could be treated as a couplet.
"Continuity may not necessarily lead, but it may lead must be continuous - "High Mathematics", is there any internal flavor?"
Advanced mathematics is only used to study in college. I just escaped from high school mathematics and now I have fallen into the trap of advanced mathematics.
I... hate it!
"Someone asked me
Six minus one equals geometry
I said
Equal to four and add one
She said
Why not equal to five
I said
Because of the young
No five!!”
"Sealing the hair! You may be the same person as the author of "Five Whip" above." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.
God is not good at martial arts, please give me a mouse to finish it.
Don’t use such poems to deceive me, and sneak attack me, an old comrade who has just entered the freshman year.
Jiang Bai suddenly had an idea, and this poem may have another way to interpret it.
"I think it may not be because some young man doesn't talk about five, but because five words don't work." Jiang Bai closed his eyes after saying that.
After the matter, I left my clothes and hid my merits and fame.
Wuz can't do it! Can this be opened? Damn!
"Poetry or something
You read me alone
Anyone else needs to read it
I'll know
It's not that I have no idea
I won't choose me, either
——"Lin Daiyu"
"Damn, you have a taste."
This really has a taste. Lin Daimei's green tea-like tone and temperament hit her face, what a guy.
Full of picture.
"In the end, I wrote a short paragraph for the students who are about to take the college entrance examination!"
"Now, the busy grass planting and the busy students' hard work. In two days, the college entrance examination will be held. All the precipitation on the road to knowledge will be condensed in the prologue at this moment, allowing you to transform into a cicada in this season of harvest. Zhu Guangquan wishes every candidate to sow a piece of hope, harvest beautifully and think about it, and rush towards the high mountains and broad seas and unlimited prospects.
Grind the seeds, I hope your busyness will not be too busy. It starts with love, bears abundance, and finally is amazing!"
"This video ends here. I hope the audience you like can have three consecutive one-click!"
Jiang Bai only remembered after recording... He had not recorded his unboxing yet.
I cried to death, and the camera I just put out was taken out again.
I had to re-record and then edit it. It was so uncomfortable Ma Fei!
"Oh, I almost forgot! This video is actually an unboxing video~" Jiang Bai said, pointing to the unopened packaging box.
This packaging box is in the shape of a brand, and it is obviously a 100,000 fan medal from the broken station.
Jiang Bai did not intend to dismantle this medal, and it was a bit apology for the breaking station, but this apology... As Jiang Bai opened the box, the smoke disappeared instantly.
I'm sorry, haha! I'm sorry for your size.
Jiang Bai opened the packaging with great enthusiasm and was stunned for a moment.
Because from the first moment he opened the packaging, Jiang Bai discovered something was wrong.
Why don’t my 100,000 fans have those barrages and silver TVs in the middle, and not even my small trumpet name “Jiang Baibuge”?
Some have only four great ambitions! Your brother, King Han, cough...is not right!
"You still want to tear it down?"
He is just about to turn back to the right, damn it.
You are playing with fire!
Jiang Bai could even imagine what the barrage was going to be brushed, and his face suddenly turned dark.
“Hahahahahaha.”
"You still want to tear it down?"
"Damn it so much that I laughed."
"It's outrageous."
"Don't you want me to dismantle it? I'll dismantle it for you!" Jiang Baiya gritted his heart and went to the hardware store with the sign in his hand.
"This is a broken stand that forces me to Ang!" Jiang Bai walked on the road with the medal in his arms.
He decided to dismantle the medal, but he didn't believe that the break station could send me another one.
"You still dare to tear it down?"
Good guy, even married big guys dare not talk about this in front of me.
Humph.
Jiang Bai suddenly came up with a good idea on the road, and he decided not to tear it down.
Damn, I cut you straight away.
Hardware store.
"Boss, do you have a cutting machine?" Jiang Bai asked as he held the sign like he was holding a spirit sign.
The boss looked at the sign he was holding. This was not a black and white photo.
What kind of grudges are you? You will be cut off after death.
But it’s the most business-oriented, there are no taboos, it doesn’t matter.
"Yes, yes." The boss wiped the fine sweat on his forehead, and he was not very scared.
But the young man in front of him... was actually smiling at this person who was suspected to be a black and white photo.
To be continued...