At night, toilet.

Jiang Bai was washing up at the toilet

"Why, don't you play with me?"

"I won't play with you anymore, I want to be quiet." Jiang Bai was tortured by the "totor instrument" for a morning.

Now it has become very Buddhist...

"Don't play with me anymore? But I still want to play with you."

Jiang Bai smiled and didn't say anything, and he had props to trick me? You can't just mess with me when I'm prepared.

"If you can mess with me, you can take the title of King of Pranks." Jiang Bai said magnificently.

"real?"

"real."

"Then you can calm down yourself." Lu Gu smiled and pinched the stinky fart and threw it next to Jiang Bai.

Then he quickly ran out of the door and closed it, locked it.

"I seem to have smelled that smell hahahaha help!" Lu Gu laughed wildly at the camera outside the door.

Inside the door.

"What's this?" Jiang Bai carefully kicked the stinky fart away for a distance.

Lu Gu was silent outside the door for dozens of seconds, but he had not heard the sound of the stinky farts exploded and the screams of Jiang Bai. He was confused.

"Why haven't it exploded yet?" Lu Gu muttered.

Coincidentally, Jiang Bai heard this muttering.

"No, is this dangerous?" Jiang Bai was a little panicked, exploded?

Could it be a firecracker? Or a bomb? Anyway, it's not a good thing.

"No danger, stay away from it, I'm afraid it will blow you up." Lu Gu shouted into the door.

If the smell of a stinky fart egg is stuck...

It's okay if this boyfriend doesn't want it? (The crooked Dragon King smiles)

"Are you sure? It's certain that there's no danger..." Jiang Bai said as he approached the stinky fart, and the stinky fart furious in the middle of his speech.

Jiang Bai ascended to heaven on the spot, but not because it was smelly, but because it was scared.

"Damn, what's the matter?" Jiang Bai was a little confused.

There was no realization that biological and chemical weapons were spreading.

"Did you explode?" Lu Gu asked carefully.

"Damn it so smelly!" Jiang Bai answered the question irrelevantly.

I feel wrong, how come it smells so bad?

In two days, he smelled blue cheese and ate Oreo mustard. He just smelled so smelled so bad that he didn't know what...

It's a sin! (Charlotte)

He lay on the bathroom table and washed his face wildly, as if this would wash away the odor.

"Damn hahahahahaha, what should I do if Jiang Bai doesn't dare to open the door!"

Even though he said so, Lu Gu still opened the door.

Because this thing is really too smelly, Lu Gu is afraid that Jiang Bai will not be able to stand it. She really has a deep understanding.

After the door opened.

There was still a little stain on Jiang Bai's feet, which must have been stuck to the juice that was splattered by the stinky fart egg.

"You are crazy, you've squirted all over me." Jiang Bai said resentfully.

"Aren't you driving?"

“???”

"What exactly is it?" Jiang Bai didn't know what kind of thing can smell so bad now.

"Stinky fart, well, it's just a very smelly thing." Lu Gu explained while pinching his nose.

Jiang Bai got too close.

I admit I have the ingredients for betting.

"It's not very smelly, it's very smelly. I feel like my bath has been wasted." Jiang Bai smelled the smell on his body.

I even dislike myself, let alone Lu Gu.

"To be precise... I may not even be able to take a shower."

"ah?"

...

"The toilet is very smelly." Jiang Bai came out of the toilet with a dark face.

He was just about to take a shower.

“What should I do now?”

"I don't know." Jiang Bai turned around and left.

The man left the seat.

Finally, after the strong support of the exhaust fan, all the odor in the toilet was finally removed.

Jiang Bai rubbed and rubbed again and again while taking a shower, and finally washed away the unpleasant odor.

"I'll give you a comment on your operation today: it's easy to live, but it's a bit bad, but it's pretty good. Unfortunately, it's bad for me, but it's too good and doesn't show a bad feeling, so it's relatively good, but it's a bit bad overall. The disadvantage of the good is that it's a little bad." Jiang Bai said.

"Why are you putting this and that? What's the matter?" Lu Gu replied with a dark face.

It was late at night, and Jiang Bai's dream of going to bed early was ruined.

"Good night."

"Happy April Fool's Day~"

"What day is it, April Fool's Day?" Jiang Bai asked with a dark face. The mood that had just calmed down caused another stir...

"As long as you are with me, every day is April Fool's Day." Lu Gu began.

"Everyone else's Valentine's Day."

"you mean?"

Anyway, if you can't sleep, let's make the storm more violent.

Late Night Cinema "Midnight Bell" is released.

"Is it the midnight bell that your family is watching in the middle of the night?" Jiang Bai asked with a dark circle on his face.

Dark circles and black face, good guy, black toothpaste.

"Valentine's Day, lover, movie, sofa, fat man happy water! Is there anything wrong?" Lu Gu spread his hands very innocently.

"I bite and drink the fat man's happy water." Jiang Bai opened his mouth.

Lu Gu ignored him and walked to the living room to pick up the fake beer glass.

"Drink a beer bar." Lu Gu said with a smile.

"Hehe." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.

This is a fake beer mug, and there is actually nothing to watch.

"Then I will use this to splash you, are you still afraid?" Consultant Lu said.

"Not afraid." Jiang Baiman shook his head carelessly. Knowing the truth about this thing, who would be afraid of this ghost thing?

Lu Gu splashed his hands back, "What a guy, the originally hollow beer glass was filled with water by Lu Gu just went to the toilet.

“???”

...

I had a late night with Lu Gu, but I had to go to school to get a guitar.

Jiang Bai still got up early. Although he stopped living in the dormitory, some things that were inconvenient to take home were still placed in the original dormitory.

You can't stop paying the fee.

The morning in Shangyin has a youthful atmosphere and exudes the vitality of young people.

The flowers, plants and trees on the street seem to be stained with these auras, and they are particularly lazy and self-pity.

Except... the dog thieves in the dormitory building who hang their throats in the early morning disturb their dreams.

During the school anniversary, Jiang Bai's dormitory heard that they were sniffing at five o'clock and almost rushed out to kill them.
To be continued...