"From the boss"

——Book friend "~Yellow and purple" (491845284)

Xiao Z is a fan of Boss Mumu. He has followed several books and hopes to travel through time once, but Boss Mumu thinks she is in trouble. As for what is in trouble, fans know.

This time I heard that the boss was going to the Song Dynasty, and Xiao Z was so naughty that he wanted to follow him. Now, he was following the boss to a small noodle shop and saw the boss's sworn brothers-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holding the silver needle, he shouted: "I don't believe that my skills are so good! Come and try it!" Xiao Z was so scared that he knelt down and begged for mercy, crying that he did not have a toothache. It was Xiao Zi, who had a toothache. "Is that right?" The boss was skeptical and was about to let her go, but suddenly the lightning flashed outside the shop, and a lightning was attracted by the cold needle in the boss's hand. With a bang, the two were struck by lightning. After a burst of black smoke, the second brother found that the two people who were making noise in front of him were gone.

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Really worn

Xiao Z followed the boss to the Northern Song Dynasty, which happened to be where they were coming. The boss was so excited that he shouted. Xiao Z pulled him hard, trying to cover his mouth with his hands: "Is there a time traveler like you? You are shouting like this, and you want to die, right? Look at your outfit, what kind of monsters will we be in the future! The clothes are easy to deal with, your hair is so short, and the hair of the ancients was the parents who could not be cut. Your hair is like a brush board

, It should be a big rebellious!" "What should I do?" The boss said in embarrassment, "It won't grow up for a while! Well, I think about it... wear a hat." The boss thought of a good idea. Xiao Z looked around and saw what could be used for a hat, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Just use my scarf, it's just right to use it as a hat." So Xiao Z wrapped the scarf around the boss's head in a mess, "Yeah, it's good, the color is very suitable for you."

The following shot goes to: Xiao Z is running wildly in front, the boss is chasing wildly in the back, and shouting: "Xiao Z, stop for me, I will peel your skin! I dare to say that this green is suitable for me!!!"

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Find a job

According to the rules of traveling, after passing through, you must first find a place to live and find a job. Xiao Z said to the boss: "Boss, why don't we go to Yuelai Inn."

"Yuelai Inn???? Have you... been here???" The boss was puzzled.

Xiao Z: "No, that's not the largest chain inn in ancient times?"

"We don't even have a penny, so what inn should we stay! Go find a job first!" The boss said impatiently, talking to such people with low IQ is tiring.

Xiao Z lowered her head and said to the boss embarrassedly: "You are the only one who can do this job. I have no ability, I can only rely on you." As he said that, he squeezed out a few tears. The boss said proudly: "Of course, it depends on me now! Don't worry, I will never be hungry!" Xiao Z smiled and said yes.

The two went to find a job separately.

Not long after, Xiao Z ran back and jumped back to find the boss, saying that he had been optimistic about a job and was very suitable for the boss. He dragged the boss to the door of "Wuweitang" and said mysteriously to the boss: "How is the man in their family dead? Is it very suitable for you?" The boss: "#@#&**..."

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Voyeur

Under the boss's hard and sensational performance and Xiao Z's Qiongyao-style cry, Lin Qingdai (why is it like a gangster?), the widow leader of the "Wuweitang", was finally willing to accept them and arranged them next to the maid Yingzi. At night, Xiao Z was tying his eyebrows in front of the bronze mirror, and saw the boss leaning against the wall with PG sticking up and watching something hard. Xiao Z asked the boss casually what he was looking at. The boss said with blood bleeding: "Then it is Yingzi's bedroom, she is taking off..." Xiao Z looked at the boss with contempt: "You can tell which actress is at the level of one part, why are you excited?"

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tigress

Speaking of which, the boss and Xue Feier were going up the mountain to collect herbs. Xiao Z didn't want to go there and wanted to be leisurely in the store, but the boss disagreed and said that he couldn't let him work alone, and Xiao Z had to do something. There was no way, so Xiao Z could only follow them as light bulbs. Unexpectedly, he met a tiger on the mountain. Xiao Z was so scared that he screamed. Fortunately, the boss responded quickly and pulled the two girls to the tree. As soon as he calmed down, Xiao Z couldn't stop talking: "Boss, are you a cat or a monkey?"

"What's wrong?" the boss asked in confusion.

"Why do you always rush up a tree so quickly?"

"Every time?" Xue Fei'er interrupted,

"Yes, the last time I cummed with Sister Feiyan in the Ming Dynasty, I also climbed the tree like this. Oh ha, you said that Sister Feiyan was so beautiful, and later..."

Before Xiao Z finished speaking, the boss blocked his mouth with his hands.

Xue Feier shouted: 'You liar! She also said that she liked me so much, so you already have a wife!"

"No, listen to me..." The boss scratched his head anxiously.

Xiao Z interrupted, "Sister Xueer, you've made a mistake. Sister Feiyan is not his wife..."

"Right, look, Xiao Z said Feiyan is not my wife..." The boss smiled,

Xiao Z: "It was his concubine."

I saw Xue Feier's embroidered legs hard on the boss: "You go down there!"

The old man's stool fell slowly.

The tiger with eyebrows lowered was looking up at the three people in the tree, thinking that they could eat for several days, and was happy. Suddenly, his eyes turned black, a heavy object fell on his head, and a heat flowed out of his chest. Damn, he vomited blood! He was pressed by the boss who had fallen down by more than 100 pounds and was hit by the acceleration and died. He also squeezed out the little tiger in his stomach. The poor little tiger lost his mother as soon as he was born. Xiao Z saw it pitiful and wanted to take it back to feed it, but he was afraid that the boss would disagree. Unexpectedly, the boss agreed and said that it would be used to make tiger bone wine in the future.

The next day, Xiao Z found the boss: "Boss, some readers reported that they should give the little tiger a name." "Don't look for me for such a small matter as naming, just choose it directly." The boss was still worried about yesterday's incident, waved his hand and asked her to get out of the way. Xiao Z knew very well and said, "I know, Boss, just call it Bing'er." The boss coughed violently, his face turned red, and pointed at Xiao Z and roared: "You...you... were you deliberately vomiting me?" "That's called Persian cat, how about it? Look at it, it looks like the cat you have abused before. There was a singing voice: Persian cat tiptoes on its toes, Persian cat tiptoes on its toes, Persian cat tiptoes on its toes,..." Xiao Z clenched his head straight, unable to remember the following words, the boss asked coldly: "Has your Persian cat sprained its ankle?"

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Who is the deaf?

On that day, Xiao Z accompanied the boss to Pang Mansion, and happened to meet the second grandmother of the Pang Mansion who could not be cured by the miracle doctor. Xiao Z asked the boss curiously what disease the second grandmother had. The boss looked at it and said, "Sepsis." "Oh, why don't you give her a treatment? The mortality rate of this disease is very high!" Xiao Z shouted. When the Pang family heard this, they surrounded him and felt that since the boss could see what disease it was, he would definitely know how to treat it. At this time, the boss didn't

He became anxious and his eyes floated to the youngest and most beautiful one among the group. Xiao Z immediately knew how to ask. It turned out to be the third daughter of the Pang family. She was not married yet. Xiao Z thought to himself: It's easy to deal with now. He hurriedly reported to the boss. The boss raised his legs and held the tea served by the Pang family. He took a few sips carelessly. When Pang's mother saw that he had drunk the tea, she was free, and asked, "Doctor, is my wife's illness dangerous?"

"What? It's not just a dangerous situation, there are seven dangerous situations!"

"Seven places?" The Pang family was shocked.

"What? Wife? I haven't married a wife yet." The boss seemed to have never heard clearly.

"Oh, we are talking about Qishi." Pang's mother explained.

"Boss, they are talking about Qidian! Don't interrupt." Xiao Z thought why did the boss suddenly get in his ears?

"You want to marry too? If you can't do it, who dares to want you if you do that! That is, I am kind-hearted and pity you and take you in." The boss continued to turn his ears.

Seeing the boss staring at Pang Sannu, the Pang family finally understood what the boss meant.

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Two disciples

When Yan Miaozhan was unwilling to become the eldest son's disciple, he never met the eldest son. Xiao Z didn't stand his villain's style very much. Once again, when Yan Miaozhan pretended to be a fan in front of the eldest son, Xiao Z couldn't help but take action! He grabbed Yan Miaozhan and said, "Do you think your fan in the cold weather is very suave? Have you ever seen Chu Liuxiang? That's what you mean. It's almost like to use it to fan the firewood stove!" Yan Miaozhan thought to himself and didn't think about who "Chu Liuxiang" was.

Whenever the disciple and the other two were the prescriptions mentioned by the boss, they would ask the disciple Hantou to think about whether there was this prescription in ancient times. Xiao Z was walking around Hantou, and one day the boss couldn't help it and asked her: "What are you wandering around?" "I want to see where he came from Baidu?" Xiao Z said suspiciously.

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Massage and grapple

Since Wu Cong lost face to massage, he became the eldest master and focused on learning the massage method. But one day, he found the eldest master: "Master..." and stopped talking. The eldest master asked strangely: "What's the matter? I taught you the massage method is not good?" "No, it's because it's so good. I just pushed it a few times, and the patient got up and ran away... Alas" The eldest master: "This is easy to deal with. When the teacher teaches you a set of grappling methods, he can't run away."

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False accusation

Since the eldest doctor cured several patients who could not cure money without taking away money from the genius doctors, he saved his life by surgery on Constable Liu. Doctor Xu Sihai was so jealous that he was afraid that the eldest brother would steal their business, so he recruited a group of scoundrels and sued the eldest brother in court. With the eldest brother's weak personality, he would definitely suffer losses. Xiao Z should be desperate and stand up to protect the eldest brother.

When he came to the hall this day, Xu Sihai spitted and told the boss about his sins, deliberately severing Constable Liu's spleen, and was killed. The boss was trembling, but he would only say that he was nonsense. Xiao Z jumped out and said to the county magistrate Zhuang: "Sir, Doctor Xu said that our boss deliberately severing Constable Liu's spleen, and wanted to severing people. The problem is that Constable Liu is still alive now, so it can't be considered a severing person, right?"

"Yeah, yes." County Magistrate Zhuang pondered for a moment,

"Besides, you won't die if you cut your spleen." Xiao Z continued,

: "Fuck!" Xu Sihai saw that the magistrate Zhuang actually agreed with Xiao Z's point of view, and jumped up anxiously: "Nonsense, what do you know, you little girl! You will definitely die if you lose your temper."

: "Then let's do an experiment, find someone to cut off his temper and see if he will die, so that we can know if our boss is harming people." Xiao Z said lightly

: "Well, this is a good method," Zhuang Magistrate nodded: "The question is who is willing to cut off his spleen?"

Xiao Z smiled and said, "I do."

The boss pulled Xiao Z over and said, "Are you crazy? This is not a joke!"

Xu Sihai thought to himself: You can't rely on others for your own death, so he immediately said to County Magistrate Zhuang: "Sir, this method is good, let them try it."

County Magistrate Zhuang nodded: "Okay, that's it!"

: "However, sir," Xiao Z said in embarrassment: "If I had cut off my spleen, it would be fine if I died. If I hadn't died, would Doctor Xu think that my boss and I belong to the same country? I should have died, but I colluded with the boss and deliberately did not die. Wouldn't this be unconvincing?"

: "Well, this seems to be a little problem, so what do you think of?" County Magistrate Zhuang was a little confused.

: "Let's do this, let the boss cut off Doctor Xu's temper. If he dies, our boss will behead him, and there is no other way. If he is not dead, it means that our boss did not deliberately kill others, and Doctor Xu has no objection." Xiao Z came up with an idea.

: "No, no, no, no, you damn girl, what bad idea do you come up with?" Xu Sihai was anxious.

: "Oh, by the way, Dr. Xu, in order to reassure you, we will not give you anesthesia. You can watch our boss perform surgery on you personally, and you will not cut off your other organs. You don't have to worry." Xiao Z said "kindly".

Boss ·#￥￥%—%~~~~~~

Xu Sihai fell to the ground like a beach of mud.

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Rattlesnake

: "Boss, that rattlesnake is here again." Xiao Z shouted outside the door,

: "Rattlesnake???" The boss wondered: "Who?"

"It's the old man Zhang who always hissed and coughed."

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Hydrangea and Urban Management

On this day, the county magistrate invited the boss to see him, and he also used the sedan of two people to invite him. Xiao Z walked proudly next to the sedan. It felt good that he was not as good as sitting in a Mercedes-Benz. There were so many people on the street watching him, and he was as arrogant as he was. Xiao Z even felt that he was more majestic than the boss. No one saw him being locked in the sedan. When he turned his head, he saw the boss lifting the curtain and looking around. "It turns out that he has the same thoughts as me. He thought he was the boss, not so silly, and would be more reserved." Xiao Z thought a little contemptuously.

The group was walking swaying when an unknown object quickly smashed into the boss's sedan. Xiao Z was shocked: Boss is our job. What should he do if he has something? It was said that it was late at that time, but Xiao Z yelled: "Boss, be careful, there are hidden weapons!" Then he rushed to the sedan and pushed the eldest son and the person in the sedan to the ground, and the unknown object had also flew into the sedan.

Xiao Z lifted up the curtain of the sedan chair, and saw the boss groaning in the sedan chair, asking anxiously: "Boss, where are you injured? Is it important?" The boss said intermittently: "Little Z, you... are you... you... are you... you are from an urban management department? You can tell at a glance that it is a method of lifting the stall... so skillful, I... I'll die in your hands sooner or later..." The boss gasped and continued: "What hidden weapon! Can you see it clearly? Well? It's a hydrangea! Hydrangea! Have you seen it?" The boss was very angry. It doesn't matter if Xiao Z made him look ugly on the street, but it was that

It was embarrassing to see the woman who fell in love with her. Xiao Z looked back and forth and saw a brothel called Mianchunyuan next to her. A charming woman was standing on the corridor on the second floor facing the street looking at them. Xiao Z jumped up excitedly: "Boss, it was the sister of that brothel that threw it to you! Your YD is not only famous in modern times, but even a few days ago, there were girls in ancient times who knew you. We just passed by and they could see it. Boss, you are so awesome..." Xiao Z still wanted to continue, but was stopped by the boss's violent fake cough.
To be continued...